Post by nicho on Apr 10, 2006 1:03:48 GMT 10
The DUEW Video Clip begins to play along with the DUEW theme song Life in the fast lane"... as both fade out, the camera cuts to the arena as green and gold fireworks explode everywhere and then the camera pan the crowed holding there signs and all chanting "DUE-dub" madly, the camera then cuts to TOM C and JJ!
Tom C: WELCOME everyone to DUEW Sunburn coming to you on a late sunday night, im Toim C as you all know and i am next to my partner in crime, JJ!
JJ: Thanks Tom, boy we are set up for huge night!
Tom C: JJ you always say that!
JJ: Well its true, it just gets better and better!
Tom C: well dizzy and Nicho did a good job last week in taking our place here at our announcers table, but it damn well feels good to be back!
JJ: on that note, lets get straight into action with our first match, the winner of every aussie title invitational match will go straight to Anzac House Of Horror and advance to the 2up tournament!
Tom C: lets get off the small talk and straight into the action!
*The Camera cuts to the ring where the ring announcer is*
Ring Announcer: This first matchup is scheduled for 1 fall, and the winner will advance to the 2up tournament at 'DUEW Anzac House Of Horror" now making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250lbs and stands at 6'1, hes from Napoli, Italy... Joey Malone!
(crowed half boo and half cheer)
-[The light dim as ‘Along the Watchtower’ by Jimi Hendrix begins to play over the speakers and Joey Malone appears from behind the curtains wearing his usual Italian flag tights. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, taunting the fans. He then slides in the ring, taunts the fans one last time with the “you’re dead” gesture and starts to jump around in the ring waiting for Jonny]-
Ring Announcer: and his Opponent, weighing in at 270lbs, stands at 6'4, hes from Philidelphea, USA... Jonny Sripes!
(crowed half boo and half cheer)
-[‘Kashmir’ by Led Zeppelin then hits the speakers and Jonny Stripes walks out onto the stage, wearing his normal long black tights with the gold designs. He poses for the crowd, who begin to boo more – so he paces down the ramp and jumps into the ring as the bell rings, starting the match]-
-[The two men stare eachother down for a while before Jonny steps forward furiously, and Joey slides out of the ring – putting his hands up, signalling for peace. The ref then starts the count: 1…2…3…Joey slowly slides into the ring, but before he can get to his feet he is hit with a running boot to the face by Jonny. Jonny keeps stomping him, even when the ref almost ends his count. When the ref gets to 4, he begins to tug on Jonny’s arm, and Jonny finally lays off. Joey slowly gets to his feet, holding his forehead in pain. Jonny then charges at him again, this time barging him into the corner. Jonny then looks at the crowd, and Irish-whips Joey into the opposite corner, then running at him with a clothesline in the corner. He does the same again. After the clothesline, Joey drops to the mat in a sitting position. Jonny helps him up, and sits him on the top rope – striking him with uppercuts. Jonny then climbs to the middle rope and gets Malone ready for a superplex, but Joey starts to punch Jonny in the side a few times. But Jonny still lifts Joey up, but instead of hitting Joey with the superplex, Joey flips over to land on his feet, with Jonny falling flat on his back on the ring canvas. Realising the opportunity window, Joey runs into the ropes and hits Jonny with a running elbow. Joey gets up again, this time locking in a triangle hold on the giant]-
-[After about a minute in the hold, and after refusing to give up numerous times Jonny starts to lift Joey up and get to his feet. After much struggle, Jonny is successful, slamming Joey hard on the mat for a spinebuster. Cover: 1…2…Joey kicks out! Jonny looks pissed, he grabs Joey by the hair and lifts him to his feet, Irish-whipping him into the ropes and hitting him with a Lou Thez Press on the rebound, laying into him with hard, sharp right fists. The ref manages to break it up after threatening to DQ Stripes. When the two men are standing again, they walk over and stand nose-to-nose for a few seconds, but Joey low-blows Stripes by kicking him in the gonads…sending him onto the mat in pain. Joey covers: But no count is made, Jonny kicks out straight away. Joey then helps Jonny to his feet and Irish-whips the American into a corner, then running at him and hitting him with a dropkick in the turnbuckle which sends Stripes to sit on the mat. Joey then climbs to the top rope facing the crowd. Joey grabs the top rope and swings out, hitting Jonny with a swift modified Bronco-Buster which sends Jonny onto his back. Joey then climbs to the middle rope, this time facing Jonny. Malone then jumps out and lands with both knees on Jonny’s unprotected chest, staying in the poition for the cover: 1…2…Jonny throws Joey off; making Joey do a front flip onto his back. Jonny slowly makes his way to a standing position and walks over to Joey –who is in a sitting position- and kicks him in the back of the head. The referee calls for Jonny to stop, but Stripes kicks Joey hard in the back of the head again. With a sickening look on his face, Jonny slides out of the ring, orders the ring announcer to get off his seat and snatches it from the ground. He slides back in the ring and goes to hit Joey with it, waiting for Joey to get to his feet for the perfect skull shot. But when Joey turns around, he ducks the swing and dropkicks the chair into Jonny’s face. Jonny then lets go of the chair and falls to the ground. But when Joey goes over to Stripes, Jonny swings his right fist and knocks Malone right in his left temple, sending him to the mat. Jonny then gets to his feet, grabs the chair, walks over to Joey and smashes the chair straight on the skull of the Itallion Stallion. The ref calls for the bell and the ring announcer announces Joseph Malone the winner by disqualification. Careless, Jonny starts to stare at the crowd, licking his lips in satisfaction. About a minute later, out of no-where, a bloodied Joey Malone comes charging at Stripes with a chair, smashing him in the back with it – sending Jonny into the turnbuckle. The furious Italian then opens the chair and closes it over Jonny’s head/neck. He then runs to the opposite corner and sprints at Jonny, doing a 180 turn in the air and hitting him with a modified Napoli Cutter onto the canvas.]-
-[By this time, many security guards and officials have run down to the ring to hold the two injured men apart. The security takes Joey backstage first, with a paramedic attending to his wide open forehead while many paramedics and referees help Jonny out of the ring and up the ramp on a stretcher, coughing up blood]-
*****Comercial Break*****
Tom C: welcome back from the Comercial break, what a match we just witnessed there ladies and gentleman!
JJ: Yes and Joey causing the upset by beating Jonny Stripes!
Tom C: well lets cut backstage to where i believe that Nightmare is back there...
*Camera Cuts Backstage*
Paul Bearer & Nightmare are shown entering the arena, Paul looking very flashy with some shades on, while Nightmare looking the same, evil, just plain evil.
A backstage reporter runs into Nightmare wanting his thoughts for tonight.
BR: Nightmare, i would just like to get ypur thoughts on tonights match with yourself & Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Nightmare: My thoughts were explained clear and simple last night. Austin is a deadman for tonight, he's going to have a ride on the darkside, he's going to relise there's no stopping me from ending his carriear tonight. He can run his mouth, saying hes the toughtest sob in this company, well, he wont be saying that after tonight, because i will be taking him my body.... and soul, and yes, the only thing left is for me to make him Rest in Peace!
Paul: Hahaha! (hidous laugh) Austin, its over, he's coming, he's coming, oh god and he's ready!
As all men part away, the backstage reporter mumbles something under his mouth, along the lines of "yeah right fat man" Nightmare catches what he says, and launches at him and throws him into the wall!
Nightmare: What you'd just say? I Swear ill break your neck right now boy! Your gonna be the first one to join my ministry!!
Officals break them apart as Nightmare says go tell Austin, its over, your a deadman tonight, REST IN PEACE RATTLESNAKE!
*Camera cuts back to the ring where the ring Announcer has a mic in his hand*
Tom C: well Nightmare would have to be the Favourite for this tournament, he is just on a roll here at DUEW!
JJ: well dont count him in to early, because the rattle snake is Capable of stopping Nightmare in his tracks!
Tom C: well lets move on tow to our next match!
Ring Announcer: The Following Match is scheduled for 1 fall, and the winner will join Joey Malone in the 2up tournament at 'DUEW anzac House of Horror', making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 245lbs, stands at 6'4, from New York City, Pyro
(crowed boo)
-[‘Step Up’ by Drowning Pool blasts through the speakers and the fans erupt in boo’s, the stage then becomes very misty and ‘Sin Creatures’ then come crawling out through the mist followed by an angry looking Pyro. The Sin Creatures then start to dance around Pyro and make their way to their feet as all three begin to walk slowly down the ramp. As they come closer to the bottom, Pyro signals for the girls to drop down, and they obey – crawling like cats towards the ring apron. Pyro then steps on their backs, using them as ring steps and gets into the ring. The girls slide into the ring and continue to crawl around as they wait for Mr Lover]-
Ring Announcer: and his opponment, weighing in at 275lbs, stands at 6'5 and is from Miami Florida... Mr Lover!
(crowed cheer)
-[Many different coloured lights then start to flash around the arena with ‘Sex Machine’ playing over the speakers and the crowd on their feet, cheering and waiting for Mr Lover. A Congo train of nine beautiful ladies then begins to walk out of the curtains with Mr Lover at the end. The line makes its way down the ramp with Mr Lover letting go at the top of the stage. He looks at the crowd, then begins to dance down the ramp, giving his many fans high-fives as he makes his way down. He slides into the ring, jumps on a turnbuckle and poses as many fireworks go off on the titan-tron stage and on the ramp. The crowd go crazy as he jumps down and begins to stare down Pyro and the ref sends the ‘Sin Creatures’ out of the ring]-
*-[Loud ‘LO-VER’ chants sound over the arena, being directed by the ‘9 Lovers Babies.’ The two men then start to circle the ring. But as the chants get louder, Pyro loses focus and pulls away from the circle – telling the crowd to shut up. He then gets focussed again, this time walking into the centre of the ring – standing nose-to-nose with Lover. Pyro then swings, but Lover blocks and hits Pyro in the face with a right hand of his own. Lover continues to hit Pyro with right hands, forcing Pyro into the ropes and for the ref to start the five count: 1…2…Lover stops as Pyro ducks his head under the top rope, trying to get away from Lovers punches. Pyro ducks back into the ring and flips his middle finger at the crowd before charging at Mr Lover, spearing him to the mat and laying into him with rights and lefts. The ref starts his five count: 1…2…3…the ref pulls Pyro off, giving Lover time to recover]-
-[When both men are back on their feet – Pyro charges at Lover again, but Lover counters with a drop-toe-hold, sending Pyro onto his back on the mat. Lover then runs to the ropes and tries to his a running legdrop on Pyro, but Pyro rolls out of the way – with Lover landing hard on his behind on the mat. Pyro then bounces off the ropes and hits Lover with a dropkick to the face. The Living Legend covers: 1…Lover kicks out!]-
-[Both men are back on their feet. They go in for the lockup, but Pyro kicks Lover in the knee, causing Mr Lover to bend over in pain. Pyro then hits a DDT on The Sex Machine. Cover: 1…2…Lover kicks out. Pyro has a go at the referee, giving Lover time to recover. Lover then dropkicks Pyro in the back, sending him stumbling forward out of the ring. Lover then runs to the opposite ropes, rebounds, jumps up on to the top rope nearest to Pyro and dives off with a huge helo onto Pyro. The crowd start up ‘HO-LY-SHIT’ and ‘D-U-E-DUB’ chants as the two men slowly get to their feet. Somehow, Pyro manages to get up first, but Lover seems to stall for a reason. He jumps out, delivering a hard clothesline to Pyro – making Pyro land right on his neck on the thin protective mats. Lover rolls into the ring and signals for the ref to start the count: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…Unexpectedly, Lover jumps over the referee’s head, delivering yet another high-risk manoeuvre, this time a flying elbow block – sending Pyro backward into the guard rail. More chants start up, giving the men time to recover. The ‘Sin Creatures’ run over to help Pyro, but the ref calls for them to stay away. Then, the ‘9 Lovers Babies’ run over and start yelling at Maya and Anna. The two managerial groups then start to scream at eachother before one of Lovers Babies jumps on Anna, laying into her with lefts and rights. Some other ladies then start beating on Maya, but the referee jumps out of the ring and breaks up the cat-brawl. The referee then rolls his arms and signals for the 9 Lovers Babies to go backstage. The crowd boo loudly as the 9 Ladies try and convince the ref to reverse his decision. He then calls for security, which attracts more boos from the capacity crowd. The security guards run down the ramp and stand between the ladies and the ring, shuffling them along up the ramp and backstage. Meanwhile, Maya and Anna are laughing at the ladies whilst wiping blood from their cheeks and licking their fingers]-
-[After the commotion is over and the two men and the ref are back in the ring, they begin to slowly circle the ring, staring eachother down. They lock up, with Lover coming out on top, twisting Pyro around and lifting him up for an Atomic Drop. Lover stalls for about five seconds, letting the crowd cheer for him before dropping him down onto the knee. Pyro then starts to bounce around the ring holding his genitals. The crowd laugh, along with Lover who then grabs Pyro and throws him down, locking in a cross armbar. Pyro struggles for a while, but cannot resist the pain – and is caused to tap out. The bell rings and Lover celebrates in the ring while the Sin Creatures attend to Pyro]-*
*****Commercial Break*****
Tom C: what a match, its now Joey and Lover that have advanced to the 2up tournament, who is the 3rd man going to be!
JJ: we will find out right now!
*Camera cuts to the ring with the Ring Announcer*
Ring Announcer: The Following match is scheduled for 1 fall, and it is our last 2nd round qualifying matchup for the aussie title invitational.... Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240lbs, he stands at 6'2, from Victoria, Texas, hes the Rattle snake.. stone coild steve AUSTIN!
(crowed cheer)
The sound of a broken glass is all over the hall as Stone Cold enters it. He goes on the ring, climbs on one of the turnbuckles and shows two middle fingers. Then he goes on the opposite turnbuckle doing the exact same thing and the crowd cheers.
Ring Announcer: And his Opponent, weighing in at 328lbs, he stands Tall at 6'10, from death-valley, this is.... The Nightmare!
(Half the crowed are booing, and the other half are just looking on)
Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring and entrance way as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring. Nightmare walks to the ringpost on the left, looks down, the suddenly rasies arms in the air for lights to go back on.
(austin chants begin to start up)
*both men lock up in the middle of the ring but straight away Nightmare lets go and gives austin an upper cut right to the throat which gets austin off balance, Nightmare picks austin up on his shoulders and gives him the snake eyes, nightmare then quickly runs againts the ropes and goes for a clothesline but austin ducks and goes for a stunner real early in the match, that dosnt work tho as nightmare pushes him away, as austin runs back towards nightmare, nightmare kicks him in the stomach and delivers with the double arm DDT!
(crowed boo)
Tom C: Great work for nightmare to get out of the stunner!
JJ: yeh, that was smooth, and to come off with a double arm DDT was even better!
Nightmare drags austin up by his head but austin somehow gets nightmare stumbling after a couple of body shots, austin then runs againts the ropes and jumps at Nightmare and connects with the 'Lou Thez Press'
(crowed cheer)
*Austin picks nightmare up by his hair and sets him up for a piledriver!
Tom C: he cant piledrive the big man!
JJ: there is no way he can!
*Austin Successfully delivers the piledriver, austin slowly gets to his feet and as it looks like austin is gaining the momentum, Nightmare sits up with his eyes rolled to the back of his head!
(the crowed are shocked and so is austin)
Austin goes towards Nightmare again but this time Austin runs straight into a Open hand around the neck, Nightmare begins to choke him and then picks him up and connects with the chokeslam!
(crowed begin to chant austins name again but that slowly dies down as Nightmare signals for the end)
*nightmare picks him up in the 69'er position and gives him the Tomestone!
Tom C: Goodnight Irene!
JJ: that will be all!
*ref makes the count....1...2...3, Ring the bell... DING DING DING!
Ring Announcer: and the winner of the match... Nightmare!
(crowed boo)
*Big Loud Gongs sound the arena*
Tom C: Nightmare is the 3rd man to advance through to the 2up tournament at DUEW Anzac House Of Horror!
*The Lights go out with Thunder sounds going off in the background and 10 seconds later the Lights come back on and smoke is all around the ring surrounding Austin and there is no sign of Nightmare!
Tom C: has he disapeared?
JJ: this is some wierd shit!
Tom C: he is unbelievable, well, we will be back after the break!
*****Comercial Break*****
Tom C: WELCOME everyone to DUEW Sunburn coming to you on a late sunday night, im Toim C as you all know and i am next to my partner in crime, JJ!
JJ: Thanks Tom, boy we are set up for huge night!
Tom C: JJ you always say that!
JJ: Well its true, it just gets better and better!
Tom C: well dizzy and Nicho did a good job last week in taking our place here at our announcers table, but it damn well feels good to be back!
JJ: on that note, lets get straight into action with our first match, the winner of every aussie title invitational match will go straight to Anzac House Of Horror and advance to the 2up tournament!
Tom C: lets get off the small talk and straight into the action!
*The Camera cuts to the ring where the ring announcer is*
Ring Announcer: This first matchup is scheduled for 1 fall, and the winner will advance to the 2up tournament at 'DUEW Anzac House Of Horror" now making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250lbs and stands at 6'1, hes from Napoli, Italy... Joey Malone!
(crowed half boo and half cheer)
-[The light dim as ‘Along the Watchtower’ by Jimi Hendrix begins to play over the speakers and Joey Malone appears from behind the curtains wearing his usual Italian flag tights. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, taunting the fans. He then slides in the ring, taunts the fans one last time with the “you’re dead” gesture and starts to jump around in the ring waiting for Jonny]-
Ring Announcer: and his Opponent, weighing in at 270lbs, stands at 6'4, hes from Philidelphea, USA... Jonny Sripes!
(crowed half boo and half cheer)
-[‘Kashmir’ by Led Zeppelin then hits the speakers and Jonny Stripes walks out onto the stage, wearing his normal long black tights with the gold designs. He poses for the crowd, who begin to boo more – so he paces down the ramp and jumps into the ring as the bell rings, starting the match]-
-[The two men stare eachother down for a while before Jonny steps forward furiously, and Joey slides out of the ring – putting his hands up, signalling for peace. The ref then starts the count: 1…2…3…Joey slowly slides into the ring, but before he can get to his feet he is hit with a running boot to the face by Jonny. Jonny keeps stomping him, even when the ref almost ends his count. When the ref gets to 4, he begins to tug on Jonny’s arm, and Jonny finally lays off. Joey slowly gets to his feet, holding his forehead in pain. Jonny then charges at him again, this time barging him into the corner. Jonny then looks at the crowd, and Irish-whips Joey into the opposite corner, then running at him with a clothesline in the corner. He does the same again. After the clothesline, Joey drops to the mat in a sitting position. Jonny helps him up, and sits him on the top rope – striking him with uppercuts. Jonny then climbs to the middle rope and gets Malone ready for a superplex, but Joey starts to punch Jonny in the side a few times. But Jonny still lifts Joey up, but instead of hitting Joey with the superplex, Joey flips over to land on his feet, with Jonny falling flat on his back on the ring canvas. Realising the opportunity window, Joey runs into the ropes and hits Jonny with a running elbow. Joey gets up again, this time locking in a triangle hold on the giant]-
-[After about a minute in the hold, and after refusing to give up numerous times Jonny starts to lift Joey up and get to his feet. After much struggle, Jonny is successful, slamming Joey hard on the mat for a spinebuster. Cover: 1…2…Joey kicks out! Jonny looks pissed, he grabs Joey by the hair and lifts him to his feet, Irish-whipping him into the ropes and hitting him with a Lou Thez Press on the rebound, laying into him with hard, sharp right fists. The ref manages to break it up after threatening to DQ Stripes. When the two men are standing again, they walk over and stand nose-to-nose for a few seconds, but Joey low-blows Stripes by kicking him in the gonads…sending him onto the mat in pain. Joey covers: But no count is made, Jonny kicks out straight away. Joey then helps Jonny to his feet and Irish-whips the American into a corner, then running at him and hitting him with a dropkick in the turnbuckle which sends Stripes to sit on the mat. Joey then climbs to the top rope facing the crowd. Joey grabs the top rope and swings out, hitting Jonny with a swift modified Bronco-Buster which sends Jonny onto his back. Joey then climbs to the middle rope, this time facing Jonny. Malone then jumps out and lands with both knees on Jonny’s unprotected chest, staying in the poition for the cover: 1…2…Jonny throws Joey off; making Joey do a front flip onto his back. Jonny slowly makes his way to a standing position and walks over to Joey –who is in a sitting position- and kicks him in the back of the head. The referee calls for Jonny to stop, but Stripes kicks Joey hard in the back of the head again. With a sickening look on his face, Jonny slides out of the ring, orders the ring announcer to get off his seat and snatches it from the ground. He slides back in the ring and goes to hit Joey with it, waiting for Joey to get to his feet for the perfect skull shot. But when Joey turns around, he ducks the swing and dropkicks the chair into Jonny’s face. Jonny then lets go of the chair and falls to the ground. But when Joey goes over to Stripes, Jonny swings his right fist and knocks Malone right in his left temple, sending him to the mat. Jonny then gets to his feet, grabs the chair, walks over to Joey and smashes the chair straight on the skull of the Itallion Stallion. The ref calls for the bell and the ring announcer announces Joseph Malone the winner by disqualification. Careless, Jonny starts to stare at the crowd, licking his lips in satisfaction. About a minute later, out of no-where, a bloodied Joey Malone comes charging at Stripes with a chair, smashing him in the back with it – sending Jonny into the turnbuckle. The furious Italian then opens the chair and closes it over Jonny’s head/neck. He then runs to the opposite corner and sprints at Jonny, doing a 180 turn in the air and hitting him with a modified Napoli Cutter onto the canvas.]-
-[By this time, many security guards and officials have run down to the ring to hold the two injured men apart. The security takes Joey backstage first, with a paramedic attending to his wide open forehead while many paramedics and referees help Jonny out of the ring and up the ramp on a stretcher, coughing up blood]-
*****Comercial Break*****
Tom C: welcome back from the Comercial break, what a match we just witnessed there ladies and gentleman!
JJ: Yes and Joey causing the upset by beating Jonny Stripes!
Tom C: well lets cut backstage to where i believe that Nightmare is back there...
*Camera Cuts Backstage*
Paul Bearer & Nightmare are shown entering the arena, Paul looking very flashy with some shades on, while Nightmare looking the same, evil, just plain evil.
A backstage reporter runs into Nightmare wanting his thoughts for tonight.
BR: Nightmare, i would just like to get ypur thoughts on tonights match with yourself & Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Nightmare: My thoughts were explained clear and simple last night. Austin is a deadman for tonight, he's going to have a ride on the darkside, he's going to relise there's no stopping me from ending his carriear tonight. He can run his mouth, saying hes the toughtest sob in this company, well, he wont be saying that after tonight, because i will be taking him my body.... and soul, and yes, the only thing left is for me to make him Rest in Peace!
Paul: Hahaha! (hidous laugh) Austin, its over, he's coming, he's coming, oh god and he's ready!
As all men part away, the backstage reporter mumbles something under his mouth, along the lines of "yeah right fat man" Nightmare catches what he says, and launches at him and throws him into the wall!
Nightmare: What you'd just say? I Swear ill break your neck right now boy! Your gonna be the first one to join my ministry!!
Officals break them apart as Nightmare says go tell Austin, its over, your a deadman tonight, REST IN PEACE RATTLESNAKE!
*Camera cuts back to the ring where the ring Announcer has a mic in his hand*
Tom C: well Nightmare would have to be the Favourite for this tournament, he is just on a roll here at DUEW!
JJ: well dont count him in to early, because the rattle snake is Capable of stopping Nightmare in his tracks!
Tom C: well lets move on tow to our next match!
Ring Announcer: The Following Match is scheduled for 1 fall, and the winner will join Joey Malone in the 2up tournament at 'DUEW anzac House of Horror', making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 245lbs, stands at 6'4, from New York City, Pyro
(crowed boo)
-[‘Step Up’ by Drowning Pool blasts through the speakers and the fans erupt in boo’s, the stage then becomes very misty and ‘Sin Creatures’ then come crawling out through the mist followed by an angry looking Pyro. The Sin Creatures then start to dance around Pyro and make their way to their feet as all three begin to walk slowly down the ramp. As they come closer to the bottom, Pyro signals for the girls to drop down, and they obey – crawling like cats towards the ring apron. Pyro then steps on their backs, using them as ring steps and gets into the ring. The girls slide into the ring and continue to crawl around as they wait for Mr Lover]-
Ring Announcer: and his opponment, weighing in at 275lbs, stands at 6'5 and is from Miami Florida... Mr Lover!
(crowed cheer)
-[Many different coloured lights then start to flash around the arena with ‘Sex Machine’ playing over the speakers and the crowd on their feet, cheering and waiting for Mr Lover. A Congo train of nine beautiful ladies then begins to walk out of the curtains with Mr Lover at the end. The line makes its way down the ramp with Mr Lover letting go at the top of the stage. He looks at the crowd, then begins to dance down the ramp, giving his many fans high-fives as he makes his way down. He slides into the ring, jumps on a turnbuckle and poses as many fireworks go off on the titan-tron stage and on the ramp. The crowd go crazy as he jumps down and begins to stare down Pyro and the ref sends the ‘Sin Creatures’ out of the ring]-
*-[Loud ‘LO-VER’ chants sound over the arena, being directed by the ‘9 Lovers Babies.’ The two men then start to circle the ring. But as the chants get louder, Pyro loses focus and pulls away from the circle – telling the crowd to shut up. He then gets focussed again, this time walking into the centre of the ring – standing nose-to-nose with Lover. Pyro then swings, but Lover blocks and hits Pyro in the face with a right hand of his own. Lover continues to hit Pyro with right hands, forcing Pyro into the ropes and for the ref to start the five count: 1…2…Lover stops as Pyro ducks his head under the top rope, trying to get away from Lovers punches. Pyro ducks back into the ring and flips his middle finger at the crowd before charging at Mr Lover, spearing him to the mat and laying into him with rights and lefts. The ref starts his five count: 1…2…3…the ref pulls Pyro off, giving Lover time to recover]-
-[When both men are back on their feet – Pyro charges at Lover again, but Lover counters with a drop-toe-hold, sending Pyro onto his back on the mat. Lover then runs to the ropes and tries to his a running legdrop on Pyro, but Pyro rolls out of the way – with Lover landing hard on his behind on the mat. Pyro then bounces off the ropes and hits Lover with a dropkick to the face. The Living Legend covers: 1…Lover kicks out!]-
-[Both men are back on their feet. They go in for the lockup, but Pyro kicks Lover in the knee, causing Mr Lover to bend over in pain. Pyro then hits a DDT on The Sex Machine. Cover: 1…2…Lover kicks out. Pyro has a go at the referee, giving Lover time to recover. Lover then dropkicks Pyro in the back, sending him stumbling forward out of the ring. Lover then runs to the opposite ropes, rebounds, jumps up on to the top rope nearest to Pyro and dives off with a huge helo onto Pyro. The crowd start up ‘HO-LY-SHIT’ and ‘D-U-E-DUB’ chants as the two men slowly get to their feet. Somehow, Pyro manages to get up first, but Lover seems to stall for a reason. He jumps out, delivering a hard clothesline to Pyro – making Pyro land right on his neck on the thin protective mats. Lover rolls into the ring and signals for the ref to start the count: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…Unexpectedly, Lover jumps over the referee’s head, delivering yet another high-risk manoeuvre, this time a flying elbow block – sending Pyro backward into the guard rail. More chants start up, giving the men time to recover. The ‘Sin Creatures’ run over to help Pyro, but the ref calls for them to stay away. Then, the ‘9 Lovers Babies’ run over and start yelling at Maya and Anna. The two managerial groups then start to scream at eachother before one of Lovers Babies jumps on Anna, laying into her with lefts and rights. Some other ladies then start beating on Maya, but the referee jumps out of the ring and breaks up the cat-brawl. The referee then rolls his arms and signals for the 9 Lovers Babies to go backstage. The crowd boo loudly as the 9 Ladies try and convince the ref to reverse his decision. He then calls for security, which attracts more boos from the capacity crowd. The security guards run down the ramp and stand between the ladies and the ring, shuffling them along up the ramp and backstage. Meanwhile, Maya and Anna are laughing at the ladies whilst wiping blood from their cheeks and licking their fingers]-
-[After the commotion is over and the two men and the ref are back in the ring, they begin to slowly circle the ring, staring eachother down. They lock up, with Lover coming out on top, twisting Pyro around and lifting him up for an Atomic Drop. Lover stalls for about five seconds, letting the crowd cheer for him before dropping him down onto the knee. Pyro then starts to bounce around the ring holding his genitals. The crowd laugh, along with Lover who then grabs Pyro and throws him down, locking in a cross armbar. Pyro struggles for a while, but cannot resist the pain – and is caused to tap out. The bell rings and Lover celebrates in the ring while the Sin Creatures attend to Pyro]-*
*****Commercial Break*****
Tom C: what a match, its now Joey and Lover that have advanced to the 2up tournament, who is the 3rd man going to be!
JJ: we will find out right now!
*Camera cuts to the ring with the Ring Announcer*
Ring Announcer: The Following match is scheduled for 1 fall, and it is our last 2nd round qualifying matchup for the aussie title invitational.... Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240lbs, he stands at 6'2, from Victoria, Texas, hes the Rattle snake.. stone coild steve AUSTIN!
(crowed cheer)
The sound of a broken glass is all over the hall as Stone Cold enters it. He goes on the ring, climbs on one of the turnbuckles and shows two middle fingers. Then he goes on the opposite turnbuckle doing the exact same thing and the crowd cheers.
Ring Announcer: And his Opponent, weighing in at 328lbs, he stands Tall at 6'10, from death-valley, this is.... The Nightmare!
(Half the crowed are booing, and the other half are just looking on)
Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring and entrance way as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring. Nightmare walks to the ringpost on the left, looks down, the suddenly rasies arms in the air for lights to go back on.
(austin chants begin to start up)
*both men lock up in the middle of the ring but straight away Nightmare lets go and gives austin an upper cut right to the throat which gets austin off balance, Nightmare picks austin up on his shoulders and gives him the snake eyes, nightmare then quickly runs againts the ropes and goes for a clothesline but austin ducks and goes for a stunner real early in the match, that dosnt work tho as nightmare pushes him away, as austin runs back towards nightmare, nightmare kicks him in the stomach and delivers with the double arm DDT!
(crowed boo)
Tom C: Great work for nightmare to get out of the stunner!
JJ: yeh, that was smooth, and to come off with a double arm DDT was even better!
Nightmare drags austin up by his head but austin somehow gets nightmare stumbling after a couple of body shots, austin then runs againts the ropes and jumps at Nightmare and connects with the 'Lou Thez Press'
(crowed cheer)
*Austin picks nightmare up by his hair and sets him up for a piledriver!
Tom C: he cant piledrive the big man!
JJ: there is no way he can!
*Austin Successfully delivers the piledriver, austin slowly gets to his feet and as it looks like austin is gaining the momentum, Nightmare sits up with his eyes rolled to the back of his head!
(the crowed are shocked and so is austin)
Austin goes towards Nightmare again but this time Austin runs straight into a Open hand around the neck, Nightmare begins to choke him and then picks him up and connects with the chokeslam!
(crowed begin to chant austins name again but that slowly dies down as Nightmare signals for the end)
*nightmare picks him up in the 69'er position and gives him the Tomestone!
Tom C: Goodnight Irene!
JJ: that will be all!
*ref makes the count....1...2...3, Ring the bell... DING DING DING!
Ring Announcer: and the winner of the match... Nightmare!
(crowed boo)
*Big Loud Gongs sound the arena*
Tom C: Nightmare is the 3rd man to advance through to the 2up tournament at DUEW Anzac House Of Horror!
*The Lights go out with Thunder sounds going off in the background and 10 seconds later the Lights come back on and smoke is all around the ring surrounding Austin and there is no sign of Nightmare!
Tom C: has he disapeared?
JJ: this is some wierd shit!
Tom C: he is unbelievable, well, we will be back after the break!
*****Comercial Break*****
