Post by nicho on Apr 17, 2006 2:35:33 GMT 10
The DUEW video clip and theme song 'life in the fast lane' both begin to play and then the song and clip fades away and the camera cuts straight to the arena with green and gold fireworks going off everywhere, the camera pans the crowed with all there signs and then cuts to the announcers table
Tom C: WELCOME everyone to another sunday night sunburn, im Tom C along side my partner in crime JJ, and i wish you all a special HAPPY EASTER!
JJ: Thats right a easter special of sunburn tonight, and boy we have a short card tonight... but dam its going to be bigger then ever!
Tom C: couldnt agree more, week by week its getting better and better!
JJ: Well lets get straight into our first match... the triple threat... thses 3 men are guarenteed spots in the 2up tournament at the PPV Anzac House Of Horror!
Tom C: but before we go to the match we wanna show you something from earlier tonight before we came on air....!
*all the attension is at the big screen*
Nightmare and Paul Bearer are shown in the basement of the arena, there shown talking about something as the camera gets closer to pick up sound.
Nightmare: He's here tonight? Is he ready to come out in front of these people?
Paul: Oh Yes, i talked to him about what he has to do, and he agrees on everything, he's awaiting somewhere in this arena, but knows the right time to come out, and lets say, offer his mind, body, and soul to the reaper of them all, yourself Nightmare!
Nightmare: Goood, the big plan is offically starting tonight, the world will know our name, the Ministry is begining Paul, and it isnt looking good for anyone around here.
Paul: Hahahah, i agree.
Nightmare then starts to read lines from a bible on a altar, causing flames to emerge from certain areas around him
Tom C: Huh? Who were they talking about?
JJ: This match has just gotten more intresting i can asure you!
Tom C: well as you know, this next week is a big one for Joey malone, lets just take a look back at some of his latest moments and the build up to the triple threat match...
*all the attension is at the big screen again*
A clip begins to roll of Joey Malone walking down the ramp to the ring, red sparks going off on the side of the ramp. It is at ADDU2 and he has the Deathmatch title around his waist. He is going in slow motion and as he stops on the ramp "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix begins. He looks at the floor, crosses himself and looks up. The picture fades to black and the music becomes more quiet so we can hear the voiceover
Voiceover: "He pledged to never be a part of the Deathmatch division again..."
A picture of Joey shouting into the camera "NO MORE DEATHMATCHES", while wearing the same words on a shirt is shown
Voiceover: "...But last week that all changed"
A shot of Joey interfering in the Disturbed and Deranged v Hare and Julio match is shown
Voiceover: "Now he is facing a mountain which needs to be climbed to get his hands on singles gold again"
A picture of Lemmy, Austin, Bret, Luda, Matt and Ken flash up, before two slower more defined pictures show of his guarenteed opponents, Nightmare and Lover
Voiceover: "He has beaten Lover before, but Nightmare is another story. Undefeated so far, Joey aims to take him down tonight and then next week, so he can become the next Australian Champion!"
A number of shots are shown of Joey delivering the Napoli Cutter to opponents. First Disturbed, then Pyro, then Bret, then Nicho and finally showing him doing the same to Jonny Stripes. The video ends with a shot of Joey Malone pointing into the camera, while holding up the tag team title
Voiceover: "Joey Malone versuses Nightmare versuses Lover. A match for the ages, only on Sunday Night Sunburn"
*Camera cuts to the ring*
Ring Announcer: This first matchup is the Triple threat macth featuring the 3 guarenteed wrestlers in the 2 up tournament... making his way to the ring at this time weighing in 275lbs and stands at 6'5, from Miami Florida... Mr Lover!
(crowed cheer)
The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage and he removes his hat ready for fight.
Ring Announcer: And his first Opponent, weighing in at 250lbs and standing at 6'1, from napoli Itali.. Joey Malone!
(crowed boo)
"All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix plays around the arena and Joey Malone comes out, wearing green and red, half length ring tights. He walks down the ramp and into the ring, ready for action
Ring Announcer: and there opponent, weighing in at 328lbs, he stands tall at 6'10, from deathvalley... The Nightmare!
(some of the crowed boo, why most of them stay quiet as they await the nightmare)
Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring and entrance way as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring. Nightmare walks to the ringpost on the left, looks down, the suddenly rasies arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*As soon as the lights come back to normal Joey has already got the upper hand on Lover and begins to beat him down and at the same time he has his eyes on nightmare, Joey quickly delivers a suplex before he awaits Nightmare who is currently getting into the ring, both men are standing face to face with the crowed not knowing who to cheer for, joey throws some right and left punches while nightmare throws left and right uppercuts, joey gets nightmare staggering as joey eye rakes him, joey then works him down with repeated knees to the gut, then followed up with a implant DDT!
Tom C: Dam thats gotta hurt!
JJ: turn around Joey... Lover is back!
*Joey turns around to face lover who Dropkicks joey straight into the referee which knocks the ref out cold!
Tom C: the referee is down!
JJ: We need another ref down here!
*Nightmare sits up with his eyes rolled to the back of his head and lover looks at him worried, Lover then gives nightmare a scoop slam, but Nightmare just sits straight back up again, meanwhile Joey has made it back to his feet and delivers lover with a back breaker!
Tom C: what a bacl breaker!
*Joey walks straight into a choke hole by nightmare, he then picks him up and connects with the chokeslam, nightmare goes for the pin on joey but the referee is still down!
Tom C: We need a backup ref down here now!
JJ: Here he comes!
*Another referee from the back begins to run to ringside and slides into the ring and makes the count...1...2.. Kick out!
JJ: Joey kicked out!
Tom C: Well he had time to recover with the referee down!
*Lover has some how snuck up to the top rope and is waiting for joey malone to turn around But Nightmare sees Lover first and charges at him, pushes him off the top rope and goes through the announcers table!
(crowed chant DUE-dub continuously)
Tom C: i think we better count lover out of this one!
JJ: goodnight Irene... have a happy easter lover!
*back in the ring, nightmare turns around stright into the napoli cutter!
JJ: NAPOLI CUTTER!
Tom C: Joey is going to win this!
*Joey stands up and looks at the crowed with a grin on his face he then goes for a modified school boy pin but before the pin gets put on, Nightmare locks in the triangle sleeper!
Tom C: TRIANGLE CHOKE!
JJ: Its a sleeper Tom!
Tom C: Same thing!
*Joey malone has pushed all his weight onto nightmare and nightmares shoulders are down but the referee dosnt realise... how ever the original referee that was knocked out has now gained consciousness and he sees that nightmares shoulders are down, he starts to count....1........2, the backup referee is still looking for the tap out, and at the same time as the original referee makes the 3 count, Joey malone begins to tap out!
Tom C: Nightmare has won!
JJ: no the original ref has rewarded Joey Malone as the winner!
Tom C: Lets see what the ring Announcer has to say
*the replay is shown in the big screen a number of times*
*The camera cuts to the ring where the ring announcer and the 2 referees are talking and 2 minutes later the referee's begin to argue, then they come to an agreement!
Ring Announcer: and the winner of the match....
JJ: im telling you that Joey has won this thing
*the ring announcer double checks with both referee's*
Ring Announcer: and the winners of the match, Joey Malone!
JJ: i told ya!
Ring Announcer: and Nightmare!
(crowed: OOOHHHHHH!)
Tom c: WOH!, what a big decision!
JJ: its got me stuffed
Tom C: i think it was the right call!
JJ: right or wrong, we will never find out!color]
*Back in the ring, joey and Nightmare are going nose to nose and Joey pushes nightmare and Nightmare does the same back, Lover has made his way back into the ring and Joey pushes nightmare into lover, Lover rects quickly with a 'sexy factor' onto nightmare and the crowed cheer, but then the lights go out, and they come back on 10 seconds later and a huge man is in the ring!
Tom C: ITS KANE!
*Kane grabs Joey and Lover and double chokeslams them, Nightmare sits back up but instead of his eyes rolling back, he has a sick smile on his face, The lights go out again and when they turn back to normal both kane and nightmare are gone!
JJ: OH MY GOD!
Tom C: there is 2 of those sick freaks running aound here now!
JJ: we will eb back after the commercial break!
*****Commercial Break*****
*As we come back from the commercial break, the camera cuts straight to the car park*
The camera shows the parking where Lemmy is just arriving. He stop thwe bike and goes in the hall with the audience cheerings on the backround.
***Comercial barke***
We are back at Nicho's office. Lemmy enter andrise his hand.
Lemmy: Hey boss! You superstar is here!
Nicho: Lem nice to have you back.
Lemmy: Yeah! Nice to be back! But look at you! How did you get this? Co-owner of DUEW? That is something man.
Nicho: I know! But what are you doing here?
Lemmy reach in his bag and get out six cans of beer.
Lemmy: To celabrate your promotion!
*camera cuts back to the ring with the ring announcer*
Ring Announcer: This next match is a andicap match, making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270lbs, standing at 6'4 from Philidelphea, USA, Jonny stripes, and his partner, who weighs in at 195lbs, stands at 5'9, from Lisbon, Portugal.. Julio!
(crowed boo)
-[‘Kashmir’ begins to play over the speakers and Jonny Stripes walks out from backstage, wearing his usual attire into many boos. As Jonny gets to the start of the ramp, he stops and Julio comes walking out from behind the curtains wearing his black DT’s. The two then walk down the ramp together, with Julio attempting to give fans high-fives, but Jonny yanks him away by the arm, staring at him angrily. The two slide into the ring and Jonny starts to talk to Julio]-
Ring Announcer: and there opponent, weighing in at 288lbs, stands at 6'2, from sydney australia.... the current world heavywieght and deathmatch champion.. DISTURBED!
-[‘Bound’ by Disturbed then hits the speakers and the crowd jump to their feet. After a few seconds, the World (and Deathmatch) champion then emerges from backstage, with a belt over either shoulder. He stares at the two in the ring, who stare back at him. After a few seconds Julio gives Disturbed “the finger.” Immediately, Disturbed drops his two titles and starts sprinting down the ramp. Seeing this, Julio drops and rolls out of the ring, hiding under the ring apron – leaving Jonny to take the punishment]-
-[The bell rings as Disturbed starts laying into Stripes with right hooks to the side of his face. ~DING DING~]-
Tom C: Disturbed looks pissed off!
-[After about eight punches to the face, Jonny blocks one of Disturbed’s hits and returns with a right hand of his own. The two then slog it out for a while as Julio gets up onto the ring apron. The referee finally breaks the two up as Jonny walks over to Julio and tags him in, shaking his head. Reluctantly, Julio gets into the ring. Realising his new opponent, Disturbed smiles and charges at Julio, but Jonny pushes the Mediterranean Masterpiece out of the road, causing Disturbed to run into the ring post with his shoulder, making a loud SMACK!]-
Tom C: Holy Easter! Did you see that, Jonathon?! He might of dislocated his shoulder!!
-[The crowd let out a ‘concerned’ sound as Jonny and Julio laugh. Jonny then nods his head and Julio walks over and distracts the ref, leaving Jonny to work on Disturbeds left shoulder. Jonny places the arm in front of the ring post, takes a few steps run-up and kicks it. Disturbed screams (not like a girl – like a HARDCORE MAN) in pain. Jonny then jumps down off the ring apron, grabs Disturbeds left arm and starts to hyper-extend it, yanking (no pun intended) as had as he can, time and time again]-
Tom C: Come on! REF! Look at what’s happening!
Jonathon Jefferies: Be quiet, Tom. Let the referee do his job!
-[The ref finally notices, threatening to disqualify the two if Jonny does it again. Jonny co-operates, letting go of Disturbed and even pushing him back into the ring. Disturbed rolls onto his back and Julio covers: 1…2…Disturbed kicks out with his bung shoulder! Julio complains to the ref for a while, then tags in Jonny. Jonny climbs to the top rope, jumping out and hitting Disturbed with a modified flying knee attack. Cover: 1…Disturbed kicks out straight away]-
Jonathon Jefferies: I’m not his biggest mark, but Disturbed SURE does have a lot guts!
-[Jonny yells once at the ref, before laying into Disturbed with stomps. Jonny eventually stomps Disturbed over to the corner, where he continues to stomp a mudhole. Jonny then pushes his knee into Disturbeds face, and the ref starts his 5 count: 1…2…3…4…Jonny pulls away, walking to the other side of the ring where the ref talks to him. This gives Julio a chance to take advantage. Julio wraps the tag rope around Disturbeds neck, then tugging on it. Julio then begins to pull either end of the rope, hopefully causing rope burn to Disturbeds neck. The referee then notices and begins to yell at Julio (while un-tying the rope). Jonny then helps Dizzy to his feet, getting him in a firemans carry. But as Jonny goes to jump forward to roll over for a modified Kenton Bomb, Disturbed locks his feet around Stripes’ neck and hits him with a hurricanrana into the ropes. The crowd cheer as Disturbed heats them up, running at Jonny and driving his knee into the back of the four time former World Champion]-
Tom C: Disturbed’s using the energy of these fans to build up momentum!!
-[Julio then runs into the ring and tries to attack Disturbed from behind, but Disturbed turns around and smacks Julio in the side of the head with a stiff punch. Dizzy then continues to pose for the crowd, soaking in the cheers and chants. Disturbed starts to pace around the ring, looking at all the fans – but not taking notice of his opponents. Jonny drop-toe-holds Disturbed, and in one motion – locking in an STF. After a few seconds, Disturbed makes his way over to the ropes and Stripes lets go. Jonny drags Disturbed into the middle of the ring, and locks in The Neck Amendment, pulling hard on Disturbed’s left shoulder]-
Jonathon Jefferies: Disturbed’s gonna tap!
Tom C: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, JayJay. Disturbed NEVER gives up!
-[Just as Disturbed’s arm goes down to tap, Julio runs in a dropkicks the World Champ in the face. Jonny then jumps to his feet and starts to yell at Julio and smacking him over the head. But as Jonny turns back around to face Disturbed, he gets hit with a spear! The crowd go crazy as Jonny’s head whiplashes backwards and Disturbed covers him. Julio laughs at Jonny and puts his foot on the chest of the American, glad to lose as long as Jonny gets hurt. Noticing this, Disturbed grabs Julio’s foot at the count of ‘2’ and flips him down and locks in the Disturbed Lock. Julio eventually taps out, with Disturbed not letting go for a good five seconds after the bell is rung]
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…he is the World Heavyweight Champioooonnnn…Diiiiiistuuuuuuuurrrbed!
-[The crowd go crazy in the background and Disturbed lifts his arm in victory, but Jonny Stripes (who is now back to his feet) grabs his arm, and lifts him up for a Red, White and Blue Thunder. Just as Jonny goes to throw Disturbed down, Julio (who is also back to his feet) runs and grabs Jonny’s head from the back, slamming it down for a bulldog, making Disturbed land on top of him. Julio then rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair from under the ring, bringing it back inside the ropes. He then goes to swing it at the now standing World Champion, but Dizzy ducks and kicks the chair straight into the face of Julio. Jonny then appears in the ring with a chair of his own. The two both swing at the same time, clashing weapons. They do this again. But as they go for a third time, Disturbed ducks and hits Jonny with a standing Con-Chair-To, sending him crashing to the mat. Disturbed turns around again, this time to get a Con-Chair-To of his own by Julio – which sends the pair of them to the canvas]-
Jonathon Jefferies: This brutal, Tom!
Tom C: There’s bodies covering the ring, what a mess!!
JJ: we will be back after the commercial break!
*****Commercial Break*****
Tom C: WELCOME everyone to another sunday night sunburn, im Tom C along side my partner in crime JJ, and i wish you all a special HAPPY EASTER!
JJ: Thats right a easter special of sunburn tonight, and boy we have a short card tonight... but dam its going to be bigger then ever!
Tom C: couldnt agree more, week by week its getting better and better!
JJ: Well lets get straight into our first match... the triple threat... thses 3 men are guarenteed spots in the 2up tournament at the PPV Anzac House Of Horror!
Tom C: but before we go to the match we wanna show you something from earlier tonight before we came on air....!
*all the attension is at the big screen*
Nightmare and Paul Bearer are shown in the basement of the arena, there shown talking about something as the camera gets closer to pick up sound.
Nightmare: He's here tonight? Is he ready to come out in front of these people?
Paul: Oh Yes, i talked to him about what he has to do, and he agrees on everything, he's awaiting somewhere in this arena, but knows the right time to come out, and lets say, offer his mind, body, and soul to the reaper of them all, yourself Nightmare!
Nightmare: Goood, the big plan is offically starting tonight, the world will know our name, the Ministry is begining Paul, and it isnt looking good for anyone around here.
Paul: Hahahah, i agree.
Nightmare then starts to read lines from a bible on a altar, causing flames to emerge from certain areas around him
Tom C: Huh? Who were they talking about?
JJ: This match has just gotten more intresting i can asure you!
Tom C: well as you know, this next week is a big one for Joey malone, lets just take a look back at some of his latest moments and the build up to the triple threat match...
*all the attension is at the big screen again*
A clip begins to roll of Joey Malone walking down the ramp to the ring, red sparks going off on the side of the ramp. It is at ADDU2 and he has the Deathmatch title around his waist. He is going in slow motion and as he stops on the ramp "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix begins. He looks at the floor, crosses himself and looks up. The picture fades to black and the music becomes more quiet so we can hear the voiceover
Voiceover: "He pledged to never be a part of the Deathmatch division again..."
A picture of Joey shouting into the camera "NO MORE DEATHMATCHES", while wearing the same words on a shirt is shown
Voiceover: "...But last week that all changed"
A shot of Joey interfering in the Disturbed and Deranged v Hare and Julio match is shown
Voiceover: "Now he is facing a mountain which needs to be climbed to get his hands on singles gold again"
A picture of Lemmy, Austin, Bret, Luda, Matt and Ken flash up, before two slower more defined pictures show of his guarenteed opponents, Nightmare and Lover
Voiceover: "He has beaten Lover before, but Nightmare is another story. Undefeated so far, Joey aims to take him down tonight and then next week, so he can become the next Australian Champion!"
A number of shots are shown of Joey delivering the Napoli Cutter to opponents. First Disturbed, then Pyro, then Bret, then Nicho and finally showing him doing the same to Jonny Stripes. The video ends with a shot of Joey Malone pointing into the camera, while holding up the tag team title
Voiceover: "Joey Malone versuses Nightmare versuses Lover. A match for the ages, only on Sunday Night Sunburn"
*Camera cuts to the ring*
Ring Announcer: This first matchup is the Triple threat macth featuring the 3 guarenteed wrestlers in the 2 up tournament... making his way to the ring at this time weighing in 275lbs and stands at 6'5, from Miami Florida... Mr Lover!
(crowed cheer)
The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage and he removes his hat ready for fight.
Ring Announcer: And his first Opponent, weighing in at 250lbs and standing at 6'1, from napoli Itali.. Joey Malone!
(crowed boo)
"All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix plays around the arena and Joey Malone comes out, wearing green and red, half length ring tights. He walks down the ramp and into the ring, ready for action
Ring Announcer: and there opponent, weighing in at 328lbs, he stands tall at 6'10, from deathvalley... The Nightmare!
(some of the crowed boo, why most of them stay quiet as they await the nightmare)
Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring and entrance way as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring. Nightmare walks to the ringpost on the left, looks down, the suddenly rasies arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*As soon as the lights come back to normal Joey has already got the upper hand on Lover and begins to beat him down and at the same time he has his eyes on nightmare, Joey quickly delivers a suplex before he awaits Nightmare who is currently getting into the ring, both men are standing face to face with the crowed not knowing who to cheer for, joey throws some right and left punches while nightmare throws left and right uppercuts, joey gets nightmare staggering as joey eye rakes him, joey then works him down with repeated knees to the gut, then followed up with a implant DDT!
Tom C: Dam thats gotta hurt!
JJ: turn around Joey... Lover is back!
*Joey turns around to face lover who Dropkicks joey straight into the referee which knocks the ref out cold!
Tom C: the referee is down!
JJ: We need another ref down here!
*Nightmare sits up with his eyes rolled to the back of his head and lover looks at him worried, Lover then gives nightmare a scoop slam, but Nightmare just sits straight back up again, meanwhile Joey has made it back to his feet and delivers lover with a back breaker!
Tom C: what a bacl breaker!
*Joey walks straight into a choke hole by nightmare, he then picks him up and connects with the chokeslam, nightmare goes for the pin on joey but the referee is still down!
Tom C: We need a backup ref down here now!
JJ: Here he comes!
*Another referee from the back begins to run to ringside and slides into the ring and makes the count...1...2.. Kick out!
JJ: Joey kicked out!
Tom C: Well he had time to recover with the referee down!
*Lover has some how snuck up to the top rope and is waiting for joey malone to turn around But Nightmare sees Lover first and charges at him, pushes him off the top rope and goes through the announcers table!
(crowed chant DUE-dub continuously)
Tom C: i think we better count lover out of this one!
JJ: goodnight Irene... have a happy easter lover!
*back in the ring, nightmare turns around stright into the napoli cutter!
JJ: NAPOLI CUTTER!
Tom C: Joey is going to win this!
*Joey stands up and looks at the crowed with a grin on his face he then goes for a modified school boy pin but before the pin gets put on, Nightmare locks in the triangle sleeper!
Tom C: TRIANGLE CHOKE!
JJ: Its a sleeper Tom!
Tom C: Same thing!
*Joey malone has pushed all his weight onto nightmare and nightmares shoulders are down but the referee dosnt realise... how ever the original referee that was knocked out has now gained consciousness and he sees that nightmares shoulders are down, he starts to count....1........2, the backup referee is still looking for the tap out, and at the same time as the original referee makes the 3 count, Joey malone begins to tap out!
Tom C: Nightmare has won!
JJ: no the original ref has rewarded Joey Malone as the winner!
Tom C: Lets see what the ring Announcer has to say
*the replay is shown in the big screen a number of times*
*The camera cuts to the ring where the ring announcer and the 2 referees are talking and 2 minutes later the referee's begin to argue, then they come to an agreement!
Ring Announcer: and the winner of the match....
JJ: im telling you that Joey has won this thing
*the ring announcer double checks with both referee's*
Ring Announcer: and the winners of the match, Joey Malone!
JJ: i told ya!
Ring Announcer: and Nightmare!
(crowed: OOOHHHHHH!)
Tom c: WOH!, what a big decision!
JJ: its got me stuffed
Tom C: i think it was the right call!
JJ: right or wrong, we will never find out!color]
*Back in the ring, joey and Nightmare are going nose to nose and Joey pushes nightmare and Nightmare does the same back, Lover has made his way back into the ring and Joey pushes nightmare into lover, Lover rects quickly with a 'sexy factor' onto nightmare and the crowed cheer, but then the lights go out, and they come back on 10 seconds later and a huge man is in the ring!
Tom C: ITS KANE!
*Kane grabs Joey and Lover and double chokeslams them, Nightmare sits back up but instead of his eyes rolling back, he has a sick smile on his face, The lights go out again and when they turn back to normal both kane and nightmare are gone!
JJ: OH MY GOD!
Tom C: there is 2 of those sick freaks running aound here now!
JJ: we will eb back after the commercial break!
*****Commercial Break*****
*As we come back from the commercial break, the camera cuts straight to the car park*
The camera shows the parking where Lemmy is just arriving. He stop thwe bike and goes in the hall with the audience cheerings on the backround.
***Comercial barke***
We are back at Nicho's office. Lemmy enter andrise his hand.
Lemmy: Hey boss! You superstar is here!
Nicho: Lem nice to have you back.
Lemmy: Yeah! Nice to be back! But look at you! How did you get this? Co-owner of DUEW? That is something man.
Nicho: I know! But what are you doing here?
Lemmy reach in his bag and get out six cans of beer.
Lemmy: To celabrate your promotion!
*camera cuts back to the ring with the ring announcer*
Ring Announcer: This next match is a andicap match, making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270lbs, standing at 6'4 from Philidelphea, USA, Jonny stripes, and his partner, who weighs in at 195lbs, stands at 5'9, from Lisbon, Portugal.. Julio!
(crowed boo)
-[‘Kashmir’ begins to play over the speakers and Jonny Stripes walks out from backstage, wearing his usual attire into many boos. As Jonny gets to the start of the ramp, he stops and Julio comes walking out from behind the curtains wearing his black DT’s. The two then walk down the ramp together, with Julio attempting to give fans high-fives, but Jonny yanks him away by the arm, staring at him angrily. The two slide into the ring and Jonny starts to talk to Julio]-
Ring Announcer: and there opponent, weighing in at 288lbs, stands at 6'2, from sydney australia.... the current world heavywieght and deathmatch champion.. DISTURBED!
-[‘Bound’ by Disturbed then hits the speakers and the crowd jump to their feet. After a few seconds, the World (and Deathmatch) champion then emerges from backstage, with a belt over either shoulder. He stares at the two in the ring, who stare back at him. After a few seconds Julio gives Disturbed “the finger.” Immediately, Disturbed drops his two titles and starts sprinting down the ramp. Seeing this, Julio drops and rolls out of the ring, hiding under the ring apron – leaving Jonny to take the punishment]-
-[The bell rings as Disturbed starts laying into Stripes with right hooks to the side of his face. ~DING DING~]-
Tom C: Disturbed looks pissed off!
-[After about eight punches to the face, Jonny blocks one of Disturbed’s hits and returns with a right hand of his own. The two then slog it out for a while as Julio gets up onto the ring apron. The referee finally breaks the two up as Jonny walks over to Julio and tags him in, shaking his head. Reluctantly, Julio gets into the ring. Realising his new opponent, Disturbed smiles and charges at Julio, but Jonny pushes the Mediterranean Masterpiece out of the road, causing Disturbed to run into the ring post with his shoulder, making a loud SMACK!]-
Tom C: Holy Easter! Did you see that, Jonathon?! He might of dislocated his shoulder!!
-[The crowd let out a ‘concerned’ sound as Jonny and Julio laugh. Jonny then nods his head and Julio walks over and distracts the ref, leaving Jonny to work on Disturbeds left shoulder. Jonny places the arm in front of the ring post, takes a few steps run-up and kicks it. Disturbed screams (not like a girl – like a HARDCORE MAN) in pain. Jonny then jumps down off the ring apron, grabs Disturbeds left arm and starts to hyper-extend it, yanking (no pun intended) as had as he can, time and time again]-
Tom C: Come on! REF! Look at what’s happening!
Jonathon Jefferies: Be quiet, Tom. Let the referee do his job!
-[The ref finally notices, threatening to disqualify the two if Jonny does it again. Jonny co-operates, letting go of Disturbed and even pushing him back into the ring. Disturbed rolls onto his back and Julio covers: 1…2…Disturbed kicks out with his bung shoulder! Julio complains to the ref for a while, then tags in Jonny. Jonny climbs to the top rope, jumping out and hitting Disturbed with a modified flying knee attack. Cover: 1…Disturbed kicks out straight away]-
Jonathon Jefferies: I’m not his biggest mark, but Disturbed SURE does have a lot guts!
-[Jonny yells once at the ref, before laying into Disturbed with stomps. Jonny eventually stomps Disturbed over to the corner, where he continues to stomp a mudhole. Jonny then pushes his knee into Disturbeds face, and the ref starts his 5 count: 1…2…3…4…Jonny pulls away, walking to the other side of the ring where the ref talks to him. This gives Julio a chance to take advantage. Julio wraps the tag rope around Disturbeds neck, then tugging on it. Julio then begins to pull either end of the rope, hopefully causing rope burn to Disturbeds neck. The referee then notices and begins to yell at Julio (while un-tying the rope). Jonny then helps Dizzy to his feet, getting him in a firemans carry. But as Jonny goes to jump forward to roll over for a modified Kenton Bomb, Disturbed locks his feet around Stripes’ neck and hits him with a hurricanrana into the ropes. The crowd cheer as Disturbed heats them up, running at Jonny and driving his knee into the back of the four time former World Champion]-
Tom C: Disturbed’s using the energy of these fans to build up momentum!!
-[Julio then runs into the ring and tries to attack Disturbed from behind, but Disturbed turns around and smacks Julio in the side of the head with a stiff punch. Dizzy then continues to pose for the crowd, soaking in the cheers and chants. Disturbed starts to pace around the ring, looking at all the fans – but not taking notice of his opponents. Jonny drop-toe-holds Disturbed, and in one motion – locking in an STF. After a few seconds, Disturbed makes his way over to the ropes and Stripes lets go. Jonny drags Disturbed into the middle of the ring, and locks in The Neck Amendment, pulling hard on Disturbed’s left shoulder]-
Jonathon Jefferies: Disturbed’s gonna tap!
Tom C: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, JayJay. Disturbed NEVER gives up!
-[Just as Disturbed’s arm goes down to tap, Julio runs in a dropkicks the World Champ in the face. Jonny then jumps to his feet and starts to yell at Julio and smacking him over the head. But as Jonny turns back around to face Disturbed, he gets hit with a spear! The crowd go crazy as Jonny’s head whiplashes backwards and Disturbed covers him. Julio laughs at Jonny and puts his foot on the chest of the American, glad to lose as long as Jonny gets hurt. Noticing this, Disturbed grabs Julio’s foot at the count of ‘2’ and flips him down and locks in the Disturbed Lock. Julio eventually taps out, with Disturbed not letting go for a good five seconds after the bell is rung]
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…he is the World Heavyweight Champioooonnnn…Diiiiiistuuuuuuuurrrbed!
-[The crowd go crazy in the background and Disturbed lifts his arm in victory, but Jonny Stripes (who is now back to his feet) grabs his arm, and lifts him up for a Red, White and Blue Thunder. Just as Jonny goes to throw Disturbed down, Julio (who is also back to his feet) runs and grabs Jonny’s head from the back, slamming it down for a bulldog, making Disturbed land on top of him. Julio then rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair from under the ring, bringing it back inside the ropes. He then goes to swing it at the now standing World Champion, but Dizzy ducks and kicks the chair straight into the face of Julio. Jonny then appears in the ring with a chair of his own. The two both swing at the same time, clashing weapons. They do this again. But as they go for a third time, Disturbed ducks and hits Jonny with a standing Con-Chair-To, sending him crashing to the mat. Disturbed turns around again, this time to get a Con-Chair-To of his own by Julio – which sends the pair of them to the canvas]-
Jonathon Jefferies: This brutal, Tom!
Tom C: There’s bodies covering the ring, what a mess!!
JJ: we will be back after the commercial break!
*****Commercial Break*****
