Post by nicho on May 6, 2006 1:04:10 GMT 10
The DUEW video clip begins and so does the DUEW theme song 'life in the fast lane', as the video and the music fades it cuts straight to another video clip and it has a voice over*color]
Voice over: It was meant to be the ultimate grudge match!
*A picture of Jonny stripes comes up and then a picture of disturbed straight after!
Voice over: But then there was a twist.. A mediteranean twist
*A picture of Julio comes up*
Voice Over: But what started the night off, looked like it could end in a nightmare!
*A video clip comes on and shows Nightmare destroying Lover*
*straight after a video clips starts playing and it shows Joey deafeating lemmy*
Voice Over: Finally the controversy would be settled
*A picture of Nightmare and Joey Malone come up on the screen with the aussie title photo at the bottom of the page*
Voice Over: But DUEW gives chances to Beginers, and you may only get one chance!
*The Video starts to play of hunter celebrating his arm wrestling win and he holds up the trophy*
Voice Over: Then when new talent cross paths, its just a whole new ball game!
*The video clips shows Nicho 'Z' booking the match between sucky and hunter*
Voive Over: A undefeated streak was ended.. and a new champion was crowned
*Another video begisn to play and it shows Joey pinning Nightmare in the 2up tournament final and wins the australian championship and he holds the title up high*
Voice Over: THEN!
(intence music begins to play)
Voice over: The un-thinkable was done!
*The next video clip shows Joey and Matt hare interfearing in the hell in a cell match and Julio robbing disturbed and Jonny to win the world heavywieght title!
Voice Over: a New world Champion was born!
*A picture of Julio holding the world title up in the air is shown*
Voice Over: But that all chnage within 24 hours!
*In capitals on the screen comes up .. "THE NEXT NIGHT"*
*The clip shows the WCL in the ring and Julio handing over the world title to matt hare, then Jonny stripes comes down to the ring and confronts the whole of World Class Lineup, the screen goes black for a good 5 seconds*
Voice over: Then, Bussiness picked up!
*In the end hits the speakers and then the clip just shows Nicho in the ring announcing matches for the PPV
Nicho: At Genisis VS Holocaust, Its gonna be, Joey and Julio against Jonny and his partner, me, Nicho "Z"
(crowed roar in the background)
Nicho: But thats not all, because at Genisis VS Holocaust, we will also see, Matt 'the money' Hare, Vs The former world heavyweight champion... DISTURBED!
*The scene fades with WCL and jonny looking on in shock and Nicho 'Z' with a huge grin on his face*
*The Camera cuts to the Arena and green and gold firworks go off and the camera pans the crowed and it see's all sorts of different DUEW signs for differet wrestlers, then the camera goes straight to the announcers table!
Tom C: Hello everyone and welcome to friday night sunburn. im Tom C along side my partner in crime Jonothan Jefferies!
JJ: hell to you all at home and what a night it was at Anzac house of horror!
Tom C: we saw a new australian champion in Joey malone!
JJ: and more inportantly a new world champion.. JULIO!
Tom C: yes, but we have recieved the papers today that it is official, Matt Hare is the new world champion!
JJ: dam, he won it without even breaking a sweat!
Tom C: well i am still on a high from the PPV, but tonight already looks promising!
JJ: damn right Tom, we got that tag match with all 4 of the men that were in the 2up tournament!
Tom C: well lets get stuck into our first match!
The lights dim and "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head plays as we come in from the opening video. Sucky walks out onto the stage and the commentators welcome us to the arena
JJ: "What an evening we have lined up for you all tonight! We have Disturbed defending his title against Bret Hart, who in your opinion Tom is long due his chance"
Tom C: "He won the oppurtunity back in January and he is getting it 4 months on! I think he is well due a shot by now"
JJ: "This could be it tonight, where Bret Hart truly enters the big leagues of DUEW and claims his first major singles title victory"
Tom C: "Could be? The guy has it in the bag!"
JJ: "We'll see about that, but for now lets pay attention to this match"
Ring Announcer: "Currently in the ring, weighing in at 300 pounds, hailing from Perth, WA, this is Succcccckkkkkyyyyyyy"
Sucky nods his head cockily and looks out at the audience, who give him mild jeers. The crowd then start to cheer as "Smooth criminal" by Alien Ant Farm plays through the arena.
Ring Announcer: "And his opponent, he calls his home Melbourne, Victoria..."
The ring announcer accentuates the last bit as the Sydney crowd boo
Ring Announcer: "...this is the Arm Wrestling Champion and first entrant into the King of the Deathmatch tournament, Hunter!"
Hunter has made his way to the ring and has sprayed water out right near the fans, causing them to cheer as he makes his way through the ropes into the ring
Tom C: "Well Hunter is still fairly new but his following is growing and growing the more time goes by"
JJ: "These are two very big men Tom and I can see this match getting ugly quick"
The ref calls for the bell and the two men go straight at each other. Sucky locks an arm wringer on but quickly releases when he sends Hunter to the corner. Sucky chases him in and hits a big splash
JJ: "I said it first, ugly quick!"
Sucky irish whips Hunter to the other corner and hits another splash. Sucky lays in a few chops and goes to irish whip him once more but Hunter reverses it and this time hits his own splash after sending Sucky to the corner
Tom C: "Ouch, did you see the whiplash on that one?"
Sucky stumbles out of the corner right into Hunters waiting arms, who hits a backbreaker on Sucky, sending him bouncing of his knee and rolling to the floor
JJ: "Now thats gonna leave a mark on Sucky"
Tom C: "I don't know though, Hunter still looks a little phased by those early blows by Sucky"
Sucky rolls his way to the ropes and pulls himself up. Hunter follows him but as he grabs him Sucky swings wildly and chops his chest hard
JJ: "Did you hear that? I'm checking to see if my ears are ok, it was that loud"
Sucky quickly follows after Hunter and hits a few punches to the side of his head, before bouncing him off the ropes to the other side of the ring. As Hunter comes back Sucky ducks around the back of him and quickly hits a neckbreaker.
JJ: "Sucky has the advantage now and he goes for the cover"
Tom C: "But Hunter is up for the 2!"
Sucky pulls Hunter to his feet and kicks him in the gut and pulls him in for a Pedigree type move but Hunter escapes by hitting a wild right hand to Suckys cheek. Hunter goes to hit a running shoulder block but Sucky drops to the floor. Hunter is about to hit the ref but stops himself, only brushing his face.
Tom C: "Disqualification!"
JJ: "Shut up...oh, Sucky has pulled something out of his tights...
*It looks like sucky has brass knuckles on his first and as hunter turns around, sucky goes to swing but hunter ducks, as sucky does a 360 spin from his full round house swing, hunter kicks him in the guts and BAM!.. pedegree!
Tom C: This one has got to be all over!
1...2.....3
JJ: "What an opener, 2 young guns fighting it out in an entertaining match, stay tuned, because this night is only going to get better!
****COMERCIAL BREAK****
Ring anouncer: the following match is a tag team match, and all 4 finalist of the 2up tournament are participants, now making there way to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 560 pounds, lemmy and lover!
*Stand" on "Motorhead" hits the hall and both lemmy and lover make there way out to a huge reaction from the crowed, they slide into the ring ands wait for there opponments*
Ring Announcer: and there opponments, weighing in at 250lbs, and stands at 6 foot 1, hes from napoli Italy and is the neeewwwwww australian champion, he is, JOEY MALONE!
*All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix plays around the arena and Joey Malone comes out, wearing green and red, half length ring tights. He walks down the ramp and into the ring, ready for action*
Ring announcer: and his partner, weighing in at 328lbs and stands tall at 6 foot 10, from death valley, NIGHTMARE!
Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring and entrance way as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring. Nightmare walks to the ringpost on the left, looks down, the suddenly rasies arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*the bell rings and the crowed take there seats as nightmare and joey are already are argueing on who is going to start the match and while Joey has his back turned to his opponents, lemmy takes the advantage and attacks joey from behind and knoks nightmare off the apron*
Tom C: good start by lover and lemmy, working well as a team
*Lemmy delivers a scoop slam on Joey and then trys to follow up with a pin fall but joey kicks out, Lemmy then begins to drag joey to his feet but Joey delivers a deadly low blow!
Tom C: what the hell, who is that!
JJ: oh my god, Pyro has just come from under the ring with a singapoor cane!
*BANG, behind the referee's back, Pyro has just cracked lover with a singapoor cane who was standing up on the apron!
Tom C: This is unbelievable, out of no where Pyro has just caned lover!
JJ: Lover hasnt even got involved in the match yet, we have only gone 5 minutes and this looks like the match is going to go joey and nightmares way!
*Lemmy is distracted by Pyro who is walking towards backstage now, lemmy uses abuses language at Pyro but what lemmy hasnt realised is that Nightmare has blind tagged Joey and has steped into the ring!
Tom C: turn around lemmy!
*Lemmy turns around but and nightmare picks him up in the 69er position and delivers the tombstone piledriver!
1...2.......3!
JJ: Just like that, this match is over!
Tom C: lemmy and lover got robbed, and it was so early in the match to, Pyro has got some explaining to do!
Ring Announcer: and your winners, Nightmare, and the australian champion Joey Malone!
*Nightmare looks at Joey in an evil way and signals that he wants another title show, and he now yells at Joey saying "That belt is mine"*
Tom C: holy shit, things are picking up... we will be back after the commercial break!
*The Camera cuts back to the ring with the ring announcer*
Ring Announcer: the following match is scheduled for 1 fall, making hsi way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270lbs, and stands at 6 foot 4, he is from Philidelphea, USA... JONNY STRIPES!
(Some of the crowed cheer while most boo)
"Kashmir" by Led Zepellin plays through the arena and Jonny Stripes comes out and stands under the titantron. A shower of yellow/gold fireworks comes from the bottom of the titantron and falls all around him. As they stop he crouches slightly, before springing up and then walking down to the ring!
Ring announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 200lbs, standing at 5 foot 10, he is the Neewww DUEW world champion, from Redcliffe, QLD.. Matt 'the money' HARE!
(crowed boo)
"Alright" by Supergrass sounds over the speakers and The Hare emerges from the curtains, wearing short tights (colour varies each week) and a tight t-shirt (also varies each week) He is usually accompanied by Julio, he walks down the ramp, very cocky and when he gets to the ring, he jumps over the rope.
*The bell rings and most of the crowed roar to get this match started, both men go for a lockup and Jonny stripes way to powerfull throws hare back into the corner, 1 minute later they lock up again but this time matt hare pulls stripes into a side head lock, but jonny gets out of that easy and irish whipes him into the ropes and as hare comes back jonny executes a huge samoan drop which brings the fans to there feet*
Tom C: Nice somoan drop by jonny stripes
*Jonny wastes no time and picks hare up and delivers a strong spinebuster, jonny once again quickly tries to get Hare to his feet but Hare rakes the eyes of jonny, and that puts jonny in a daze for abit!
Tom C: Thats dirty tactics used there by matt hare!
JJ: Dont forget that jonny has a dirty side to him aswell!
*As jonny stumbles towards Hare, he walks straight into a perfect 'T-bone' suplex and Matt hare quickly gets straight onto stripes and gives him a couple of punches to the head, Hare then makes his way to the top rope and looks like he is going to go for a huge moonsalt.... He launches himself off but jonny quickly moves out of the way!
(some crowed cheer)
JJ: Hare took a high rick, and it didnt pay off!
*Hare gets to his feet but he is holding his stomach in alot of pain.. Jonny makes it to his feet to and Hare goes to throw a huge hay-maker punch at him but within 1 second Jonny has him locked into the 'The neck amendment'!
Tom C: the neck amendment... this has got to be all over!
JJ: will our new world champion tapp out?
*As it looks like Hare is about to tap out, Hare some how leans back out of the hold and tries to counter the submission but it dosnt work, both wrestlers are all tangled up but some how Matt Hare has got Jonny stripes down in an awkward pin fall situation and Matt hare grabs onto the ropes for leverage and the referee cant see!
ref with the wuick count...1..2...3!
Tom C: HE GOT HIM!
Ring Announcer: and the winner of the match, our DUEW WORLD CHAMPION!... Matt 'the money Hare!
(crowed boo))
*Alright by supergrass hits the speackers and Matt Hare celebrates with his world title in the ring and he is posing to the crowed pointing to his head as in "i out smarted jonny"
Tom C: Wow, i totally thought jonny had the match!?
JJ: i dont know, but what i do know is that our new world champion Matt Hare, has won the match!
Tom C: yes, and what i know, is that our main event is up next! please stay with us, as we go to a commercial break
****COMMERCIAL BREAK****
JJ: “Can you feel the electricity Tom?”
Tom C: “By God I can and I think this man has a lot to do with it!”
Ring Announcer: “Please welcome, from Sydney Australia…”
The lights go out, “Bound” by the band Disturbed plays, lights begin flashing to the music and then the singer shouts “READY” and the lights light up very brightly.
Ring Announcer: “…He is the Deathmatch champion”
Disturbed strolls out, as fireworks go off either side of him.
Ring Announcer: “…he weighs in at 288 pounds and stands at 6 foot 2 inches…this is…”
He walks to the ring and lets a few of fans touch his Deathmatch title before he gets into the ring, and poses while standing on the middle of the ropes. Behind him, on the stage, 'DIZZY' lights up in blue and gold fireworks. He jumps down and as he does so a quick burst of fireworks go off from the turnbuckles diagonally into the rafters
Ring Announcer: “Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssstuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurbeeeeed!”
Tom C: “This crowd is so ready for this match and I think Disturbed is too!”
JJ: “Just remember only 9 or so days ago this man lost a title in the Hell in a Cell and I think that could…Hey! What the hell is this?”
3 men have rushed the champ in the ring and once the camera shows it its quite clear that Bret, Julio and Jimmy have jumped Disturbed. They knock him to his back and start kicking away at him. Bret shouts something at Jimmy and Jimmy nods. He takes off his jacket and throws it to Julio, who puts Dizzy in a camel clutch with the jacket around his throat
JJ: “How disgusting is this behavior? I can’t believe this is happening to Disturbed. C’mon tiger get up and smash those cu…”
Tom C: “Whoa, I think we need to turn his mike off for a bit!”
JJ: “I’m sorry that I’m showing some concern for justice to a champion in a match with his title on the line!”
Bret has darted out of the ring and has quickly slid in two tables and followed inside. He pulls Disturbed to his feet and Julio signals for the bell. Bret directs Jimmy to set up a table resting in the corner. He lays a punch onto Disturbed and sends him backwards to the ropes
JJ: “Bret Hart is directing traffic well here, he may be a bastard but at least he is a smart one”
Julio takes the other table and sets it up close to the corner. Bret grabs Dizzy and bounces him off the ropes and hits a knee to the stomach as he comes back. Dizzy stumbles to the ropes and grabs onto them, clearly winded
Tom C: “Bret Hart with a hard knee to the gut there. That is gonna hurt Disturbed in the long run”
JJ: “Well it looks like there won’t be a long run at the moment, it looks like Bret wants to finish this right now”
Jimmy and Julio are holding Disturbeds against the propped up table in the corner and Bret is going for a run up to hit a splash but Disturbed escapes and Bret can’t stop himself in time and smacks his head on the table. Disturbed punches Jimmy and he falls off the apron and then does the same to Julio
JJ: “Disturbed finally evening the playing field”
Disturbed hits a punch on Bret and quickly dashes to the ropes and comes back on an angle to hit a Stinger Splash type move, sandwiching Bret between the table and himself. The table splinters but Julio, who is back in the ring now, refuses to call for the bell on the match. Disturbed is about to knock him out but gets floored from behind. Its Matt and Joey!
JJ: “What the hell are those two doing here?”
Tom C: “There just here to help there friend from getting an unholy arse beating!”
Matt has hit Disturbed with a hard right to the back of the head and Joey has continued the beat down by kicking at Disturbed in the corner. Then Bret and Jimmy are back in the ring and they start kicking at him too. It looks like Disturbed is in trouble when Nicho “Z” emerges from the backstage and runs to the ring. He back body drops Jimmy right out of the ring before clotheslining Matt out of the ring and going with him.
Tom C: “What a hero! He just left Disturbed in there with three other men!”
JJ: “Whats this! Its Jonny Stripes!”
Jonny has rushed the ring and has cracked Joey with a chair right between the eyes. Bret goes to hit Jonny but gets a chair right into the gut for his troubles, before Jonny rounds it off by slamming a chair against Julios head too. Jonny takes a look at Disturbed and the two stare at each other for a while, before Jonny drops the chair and goes up to Joey
JJ: “Well I don’t think Jonny is here to help Disturbed but evening the numbers out certainly didn’t hurt”
Disturbed has pulled himself up to his feet and goes to hit Bret but gets a quick elbow to the gut. In the meantime Jonny has just hit Joey with a Sit Down Powerbomb, but he isn’t down yet. Bret has hit a forearm to the face of Disturbed and is descending the corner next to the set up table. Jonny has Joey up again and hits another Sit Down Powerbomb. Disturbed stumbles around and turns to see Bret on the turnbuckle. Jonny has hit a third powerbomb and quickly ducks over to Julio, whom he locks the “Neck Amendment” on. In the meantime Bret jumps off the turnbuckle and goes for a double sledge. He has a steel block in his hands too, but Disturbed catches him out mid air and twists him into a spinebuster to make the table turn into splinters
JJ: “But Julio won’t call the bell…hang on, is that why Jonny has the Neck Amendment locked in?”
Jonny shouts to Julio to ring the bell and with his last ounce of strength he waves his hand and Disturbed has won the match. “Bound” starts to play as he stumbles around the ring, holding his title up. He makes his way to Jonny, who is standing over the prone bodies of his Genesis v Holocaust opponents. Disturbed offers out his hand for a shake but Jonny just looks into Disturbeds eyes and leaves the ring. The show closes with pictures of Jonny and Disturbed staring at each other
Voice over: It was meant to be the ultimate grudge match!
*A picture of Jonny stripes comes up and then a picture of disturbed straight after!
Voice over: But then there was a twist.. A mediteranean twist
*A picture of Julio comes up*
Voice Over: But what started the night off, looked like it could end in a nightmare!
*A video clip comes on and shows Nightmare destroying Lover*
*straight after a video clips starts playing and it shows Joey deafeating lemmy*
Voice Over: Finally the controversy would be settled
*A picture of Nightmare and Joey Malone come up on the screen with the aussie title photo at the bottom of the page*
Voice Over: But DUEW gives chances to Beginers, and you may only get one chance!
*The Video starts to play of hunter celebrating his arm wrestling win and he holds up the trophy*
Voice Over: Then when new talent cross paths, its just a whole new ball game!
*The video clips shows Nicho 'Z' booking the match between sucky and hunter*
Voive Over: A undefeated streak was ended.. and a new champion was crowned
*Another video begisn to play and it shows Joey pinning Nightmare in the 2up tournament final and wins the australian championship and he holds the title up high*
Voice Over: THEN!
(intence music begins to play)
Voice over: The un-thinkable was done!
*The next video clip shows Joey and Matt hare interfearing in the hell in a cell match and Julio robbing disturbed and Jonny to win the world heavywieght title!
Voice Over: a New world Champion was born!
*A picture of Julio holding the world title up in the air is shown*
Voice Over: But that all chnage within 24 hours!
*In capitals on the screen comes up .. "THE NEXT NIGHT"*
*The clip shows the WCL in the ring and Julio handing over the world title to matt hare, then Jonny stripes comes down to the ring and confronts the whole of World Class Lineup, the screen goes black for a good 5 seconds*
Voice over: Then, Bussiness picked up!
*In the end hits the speakers and then the clip just shows Nicho in the ring announcing matches for the PPV
Nicho: At Genisis VS Holocaust, Its gonna be, Joey and Julio against Jonny and his partner, me, Nicho "Z"
(crowed roar in the background)
Nicho: But thats not all, because at Genisis VS Holocaust, we will also see, Matt 'the money' Hare, Vs The former world heavyweight champion... DISTURBED!
*The scene fades with WCL and jonny looking on in shock and Nicho 'Z' with a huge grin on his face*
*The Camera cuts to the Arena and green and gold firworks go off and the camera pans the crowed and it see's all sorts of different DUEW signs for differet wrestlers, then the camera goes straight to the announcers table!
Tom C: Hello everyone and welcome to friday night sunburn. im Tom C along side my partner in crime Jonothan Jefferies!
JJ: hell to you all at home and what a night it was at Anzac house of horror!
Tom C: we saw a new australian champion in Joey malone!
JJ: and more inportantly a new world champion.. JULIO!
Tom C: yes, but we have recieved the papers today that it is official, Matt Hare is the new world champion!
JJ: dam, he won it without even breaking a sweat!
Tom C: well i am still on a high from the PPV, but tonight already looks promising!
JJ: damn right Tom, we got that tag match with all 4 of the men that were in the 2up tournament!
Tom C: well lets get stuck into our first match!
The lights dim and "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head plays as we come in from the opening video. Sucky walks out onto the stage and the commentators welcome us to the arena
JJ: "What an evening we have lined up for you all tonight! We have Disturbed defending his title against Bret Hart, who in your opinion Tom is long due his chance"
Tom C: "He won the oppurtunity back in January and he is getting it 4 months on! I think he is well due a shot by now"
JJ: "This could be it tonight, where Bret Hart truly enters the big leagues of DUEW and claims his first major singles title victory"
Tom C: "Could be? The guy has it in the bag!"
JJ: "We'll see about that, but for now lets pay attention to this match"
Ring Announcer: "Currently in the ring, weighing in at 300 pounds, hailing from Perth, WA, this is Succcccckkkkkyyyyyyy"
Sucky nods his head cockily and looks out at the audience, who give him mild jeers. The crowd then start to cheer as "Smooth criminal" by Alien Ant Farm plays through the arena.
Ring Announcer: "And his opponent, he calls his home Melbourne, Victoria..."
The ring announcer accentuates the last bit as the Sydney crowd boo
Ring Announcer: "...this is the Arm Wrestling Champion and first entrant into the King of the Deathmatch tournament, Hunter!"
Hunter has made his way to the ring and has sprayed water out right near the fans, causing them to cheer as he makes his way through the ropes into the ring
Tom C: "Well Hunter is still fairly new but his following is growing and growing the more time goes by"
JJ: "These are two very big men Tom and I can see this match getting ugly quick"
The ref calls for the bell and the two men go straight at each other. Sucky locks an arm wringer on but quickly releases when he sends Hunter to the corner. Sucky chases him in and hits a big splash
JJ: "I said it first, ugly quick!"
Sucky irish whips Hunter to the other corner and hits another splash. Sucky lays in a few chops and goes to irish whip him once more but Hunter reverses it and this time hits his own splash after sending Sucky to the corner
Tom C: "Ouch, did you see the whiplash on that one?"
Sucky stumbles out of the corner right into Hunters waiting arms, who hits a backbreaker on Sucky, sending him bouncing of his knee and rolling to the floor
JJ: "Now thats gonna leave a mark on Sucky"
Tom C: "I don't know though, Hunter still looks a little phased by those early blows by Sucky"
Sucky rolls his way to the ropes and pulls himself up. Hunter follows him but as he grabs him Sucky swings wildly and chops his chest hard
JJ: "Did you hear that? I'm checking to see if my ears are ok, it was that loud"
Sucky quickly follows after Hunter and hits a few punches to the side of his head, before bouncing him off the ropes to the other side of the ring. As Hunter comes back Sucky ducks around the back of him and quickly hits a neckbreaker.
JJ: "Sucky has the advantage now and he goes for the cover"
Tom C: "But Hunter is up for the 2!"
Sucky pulls Hunter to his feet and kicks him in the gut and pulls him in for a Pedigree type move but Hunter escapes by hitting a wild right hand to Suckys cheek. Hunter goes to hit a running shoulder block but Sucky drops to the floor. Hunter is about to hit the ref but stops himself, only brushing his face.
Tom C: "Disqualification!"
JJ: "Shut up...oh, Sucky has pulled something out of his tights...
*It looks like sucky has brass knuckles on his first and as hunter turns around, sucky goes to swing but hunter ducks, as sucky does a 360 spin from his full round house swing, hunter kicks him in the guts and BAM!.. pedegree!
Tom C: This one has got to be all over!
1...2.....3
JJ: "What an opener, 2 young guns fighting it out in an entertaining match, stay tuned, because this night is only going to get better!
****COMERCIAL BREAK****
Ring anouncer: the following match is a tag team match, and all 4 finalist of the 2up tournament are participants, now making there way to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 560 pounds, lemmy and lover!
*Stand" on "Motorhead" hits the hall and both lemmy and lover make there way out to a huge reaction from the crowed, they slide into the ring ands wait for there opponments*
Ring Announcer: and there opponments, weighing in at 250lbs, and stands at 6 foot 1, hes from napoli Italy and is the neeewwwwww australian champion, he is, JOEY MALONE!
*All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix plays around the arena and Joey Malone comes out, wearing green and red, half length ring tights. He walks down the ramp and into the ring, ready for action*
Ring announcer: and his partner, weighing in at 328lbs and stands tall at 6 foot 10, from death valley, NIGHTMARE!
Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring and entrance way as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring. Nightmare walks to the ringpost on the left, looks down, the suddenly rasies arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*the bell rings and the crowed take there seats as nightmare and joey are already are argueing on who is going to start the match and while Joey has his back turned to his opponents, lemmy takes the advantage and attacks joey from behind and knoks nightmare off the apron*
Tom C: good start by lover and lemmy, working well as a team
*Lemmy delivers a scoop slam on Joey and then trys to follow up with a pin fall but joey kicks out, Lemmy then begins to drag joey to his feet but Joey delivers a deadly low blow!
Tom C: what the hell, who is that!
JJ: oh my god, Pyro has just come from under the ring with a singapoor cane!
*BANG, behind the referee's back, Pyro has just cracked lover with a singapoor cane who was standing up on the apron!
Tom C: This is unbelievable, out of no where Pyro has just caned lover!
JJ: Lover hasnt even got involved in the match yet, we have only gone 5 minutes and this looks like the match is going to go joey and nightmares way!
*Lemmy is distracted by Pyro who is walking towards backstage now, lemmy uses abuses language at Pyro but what lemmy hasnt realised is that Nightmare has blind tagged Joey and has steped into the ring!
Tom C: turn around lemmy!
*Lemmy turns around but and nightmare picks him up in the 69er position and delivers the tombstone piledriver!
1...2.......3!
JJ: Just like that, this match is over!
Tom C: lemmy and lover got robbed, and it was so early in the match to, Pyro has got some explaining to do!
Ring Announcer: and your winners, Nightmare, and the australian champion Joey Malone!
*Nightmare looks at Joey in an evil way and signals that he wants another title show, and he now yells at Joey saying "That belt is mine"*
Tom C: holy shit, things are picking up... we will be back after the commercial break!
*The Camera cuts back to the ring with the ring announcer*
Ring Announcer: the following match is scheduled for 1 fall, making hsi way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270lbs, and stands at 6 foot 4, he is from Philidelphea, USA... JONNY STRIPES!
(Some of the crowed cheer while most boo)
"Kashmir" by Led Zepellin plays through the arena and Jonny Stripes comes out and stands under the titantron. A shower of yellow/gold fireworks comes from the bottom of the titantron and falls all around him. As they stop he crouches slightly, before springing up and then walking down to the ring!
Ring announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 200lbs, standing at 5 foot 10, he is the Neewww DUEW world champion, from Redcliffe, QLD.. Matt 'the money' HARE!
(crowed boo)
"Alright" by Supergrass sounds over the speakers and The Hare emerges from the curtains, wearing short tights (colour varies each week) and a tight t-shirt (also varies each week) He is usually accompanied by Julio, he walks down the ramp, very cocky and when he gets to the ring, he jumps over the rope.
*The bell rings and most of the crowed roar to get this match started, both men go for a lockup and Jonny stripes way to powerfull throws hare back into the corner, 1 minute later they lock up again but this time matt hare pulls stripes into a side head lock, but jonny gets out of that easy and irish whipes him into the ropes and as hare comes back jonny executes a huge samoan drop which brings the fans to there feet*
Tom C: Nice somoan drop by jonny stripes
*Jonny wastes no time and picks hare up and delivers a strong spinebuster, jonny once again quickly tries to get Hare to his feet but Hare rakes the eyes of jonny, and that puts jonny in a daze for abit!
Tom C: Thats dirty tactics used there by matt hare!
JJ: Dont forget that jonny has a dirty side to him aswell!
*As jonny stumbles towards Hare, he walks straight into a perfect 'T-bone' suplex and Matt hare quickly gets straight onto stripes and gives him a couple of punches to the head, Hare then makes his way to the top rope and looks like he is going to go for a huge moonsalt.... He launches himself off but jonny quickly moves out of the way!
(some crowed cheer)
JJ: Hare took a high rick, and it didnt pay off!
*Hare gets to his feet but he is holding his stomach in alot of pain.. Jonny makes it to his feet to and Hare goes to throw a huge hay-maker punch at him but within 1 second Jonny has him locked into the 'The neck amendment'!
Tom C: the neck amendment... this has got to be all over!
JJ: will our new world champion tapp out?
*As it looks like Hare is about to tap out, Hare some how leans back out of the hold and tries to counter the submission but it dosnt work, both wrestlers are all tangled up but some how Matt Hare has got Jonny stripes down in an awkward pin fall situation and Matt hare grabs onto the ropes for leverage and the referee cant see!
ref with the wuick count...1..2...3!
Tom C: HE GOT HIM!
Ring Announcer: and the winner of the match, our DUEW WORLD CHAMPION!... Matt 'the money Hare!
(crowed boo))
*Alright by supergrass hits the speackers and Matt Hare celebrates with his world title in the ring and he is posing to the crowed pointing to his head as in "i out smarted jonny"
Tom C: Wow, i totally thought jonny had the match!?
JJ: i dont know, but what i do know is that our new world champion Matt Hare, has won the match!
Tom C: yes, and what i know, is that our main event is up next! please stay with us, as we go to a commercial break
****COMMERCIAL BREAK****
JJ: “Can you feel the electricity Tom?”
Tom C: “By God I can and I think this man has a lot to do with it!”
Ring Announcer: “Please welcome, from Sydney Australia…”
The lights go out, “Bound” by the band Disturbed plays, lights begin flashing to the music and then the singer shouts “READY” and the lights light up very brightly.
Ring Announcer: “…He is the Deathmatch champion”
Disturbed strolls out, as fireworks go off either side of him.
Ring Announcer: “…he weighs in at 288 pounds and stands at 6 foot 2 inches…this is…”
He walks to the ring and lets a few of fans touch his Deathmatch title before he gets into the ring, and poses while standing on the middle of the ropes. Behind him, on the stage, 'DIZZY' lights up in blue and gold fireworks. He jumps down and as he does so a quick burst of fireworks go off from the turnbuckles diagonally into the rafters
Ring Announcer: “Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssstuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurbeeeeed!”
Tom C: “This crowd is so ready for this match and I think Disturbed is too!”
JJ: “Just remember only 9 or so days ago this man lost a title in the Hell in a Cell and I think that could…Hey! What the hell is this?”
3 men have rushed the champ in the ring and once the camera shows it its quite clear that Bret, Julio and Jimmy have jumped Disturbed. They knock him to his back and start kicking away at him. Bret shouts something at Jimmy and Jimmy nods. He takes off his jacket and throws it to Julio, who puts Dizzy in a camel clutch with the jacket around his throat
JJ: “How disgusting is this behavior? I can’t believe this is happening to Disturbed. C’mon tiger get up and smash those cu…”
Tom C: “Whoa, I think we need to turn his mike off for a bit!”
JJ: “I’m sorry that I’m showing some concern for justice to a champion in a match with his title on the line!”
Bret has darted out of the ring and has quickly slid in two tables and followed inside. He pulls Disturbed to his feet and Julio signals for the bell. Bret directs Jimmy to set up a table resting in the corner. He lays a punch onto Disturbed and sends him backwards to the ropes
JJ: “Bret Hart is directing traffic well here, he may be a bastard but at least he is a smart one”
Julio takes the other table and sets it up close to the corner. Bret grabs Dizzy and bounces him off the ropes and hits a knee to the stomach as he comes back. Dizzy stumbles to the ropes and grabs onto them, clearly winded
Tom C: “Bret Hart with a hard knee to the gut there. That is gonna hurt Disturbed in the long run”
JJ: “Well it looks like there won’t be a long run at the moment, it looks like Bret wants to finish this right now”
Jimmy and Julio are holding Disturbeds against the propped up table in the corner and Bret is going for a run up to hit a splash but Disturbed escapes and Bret can’t stop himself in time and smacks his head on the table. Disturbed punches Jimmy and he falls off the apron and then does the same to Julio
JJ: “Disturbed finally evening the playing field”
Disturbed hits a punch on Bret and quickly dashes to the ropes and comes back on an angle to hit a Stinger Splash type move, sandwiching Bret between the table and himself. The table splinters but Julio, who is back in the ring now, refuses to call for the bell on the match. Disturbed is about to knock him out but gets floored from behind. Its Matt and Joey!
JJ: “What the hell are those two doing here?”
Tom C: “There just here to help there friend from getting an unholy arse beating!”
Matt has hit Disturbed with a hard right to the back of the head and Joey has continued the beat down by kicking at Disturbed in the corner. Then Bret and Jimmy are back in the ring and they start kicking at him too. It looks like Disturbed is in trouble when Nicho “Z” emerges from the backstage and runs to the ring. He back body drops Jimmy right out of the ring before clotheslining Matt out of the ring and going with him.
Tom C: “What a hero! He just left Disturbed in there with three other men!”
JJ: “Whats this! Its Jonny Stripes!”
Jonny has rushed the ring and has cracked Joey with a chair right between the eyes. Bret goes to hit Jonny but gets a chair right into the gut for his troubles, before Jonny rounds it off by slamming a chair against Julios head too. Jonny takes a look at Disturbed and the two stare at each other for a while, before Jonny drops the chair and goes up to Joey
JJ: “Well I don’t think Jonny is here to help Disturbed but evening the numbers out certainly didn’t hurt”
Disturbed has pulled himself up to his feet and goes to hit Bret but gets a quick elbow to the gut. In the meantime Jonny has just hit Joey with a Sit Down Powerbomb, but he isn’t down yet. Bret has hit a forearm to the face of Disturbed and is descending the corner next to the set up table. Jonny has Joey up again and hits another Sit Down Powerbomb. Disturbed stumbles around and turns to see Bret on the turnbuckle. Jonny has hit a third powerbomb and quickly ducks over to Julio, whom he locks the “Neck Amendment” on. In the meantime Bret jumps off the turnbuckle and goes for a double sledge. He has a steel block in his hands too, but Disturbed catches him out mid air and twists him into a spinebuster to make the table turn into splinters
JJ: “But Julio won’t call the bell…hang on, is that why Jonny has the Neck Amendment locked in?”
Jonny shouts to Julio to ring the bell and with his last ounce of strength he waves his hand and Disturbed has won the match. “Bound” starts to play as he stumbles around the ring, holding his title up. He makes his way to Jonny, who is standing over the prone bodies of his Genesis v Holocaust opponents. Disturbed offers out his hand for a shake but Jonny just looks into Disturbeds eyes and leaves the ring. The show closes with pictures of Jonny and Disturbed staring at each other
