Post by Lemmy Campbell on Nov 4, 2006 17:13:34 GMT 10
We start with a promo video about the world title and today's competitions.
Match 1:
Beer Drinking Contest
Austin vs Mr Lover
As the two competitors starts to drink the referee can't behave himself and starts drinking too. When the opponents had only ten beers each Lemmy is already on his thirthy five. In the next moment he fall down. Austin and Lover don't understand what to do. As Lemmy is just about to stand up, Lover see where he is and kick Austin in the guts and then use the Sexy-factor. Then he sits on the table and drink one more beer. Lemmy sees that and give the sign for the bell.
Winner 1: Mr.Lover
Time: 6:12
Stars: Don't give stars to this kind of competition.
We see Nightmare and Paul Barer on the board. They give statment against Lemmy. Promising him to show him hell when he gets back.
Match 2:
TLC
Ken Paradise vs. Deranged
The match start as bouth comepetitors study each other. As the fight goes on Derange gets a hand over Ken and starts to use all the wepons around. He makes a sick bump: From the top of a ladder he jumps with chair leg drop on Ken who is lieing on a table. Derange slowly send Ken on the ring and makes the pin, but Ken kicks out. Derange finds out that he is not good position coz Ken sees the leg and makes atacks exactly on it. In the end Ken even make a sandwitch with it and two chairs. Then a boston crap decided everything. Deranged taps under the pain.
Winner 2: Ken Paradice
Time: 10:35
Stars: ** good match, but I kind of see that coming.
Match 3:
Submission
Unknown vs. Joey Malone
The match starts as we got introduced to DUEW's new superstar Cammeron Mac'Guiness. Joey and Cammeron starts playing around trying to find weak placeon the oponent. In the end Joey Dragon Sleeper and win the match.
Winner 3: Joey Malone
Time: 15:03
Stars: ** 1/2 man they can't put new carrer in the grave yard from the beggining
We see Hare and Julio back stage. They talks crap about Lemmy and why they are not in the tournament, but walk away with dignety saying they would refuse to wrestle anyway.
Match 4:
Last Man standing
Jason Sensation vs Pyro
The match starts and in the whole time Jason is wrestling against three. Pyro and the sin creatures. In the next moment Pyro hit him with Double underhook piledriver on a chair and almost gets the win with count to nine from the referee. Anna and Maria keeps helping Pyro and in the end he tries to do the same from a ladder on light tubes. Jason turns him and makes him piledriver and the chair. The two sin creatures goes in to try to save the match. Jason sends them bouth away and wait in the middle of the ring as a winner to hear 10 DING-DING-DING!
Winner 4: Jason Sensation
Time: 13:43
Stars: *** good match , but Pyro was slugging off.
Match 5:
High Incident Match
Lover vs. Ken
In the begging Ken takes the bigger hand, because of the alchohol that Lover had drink in the beggining of the evening. He puts him next to the ramp and jumps with moonsault. Then he did not win. The beat up goes on. They bouthget their shots, but Lemmy don't give the win to noone. It oesn't matter are they jumping from ladder at tables, making piledrivers from the top of the ramp, or even using light tubes. In the end after a lot of fight Ken makes his finishe and got sadistic smile on his face. He walks back and comes with Austin's truck. He lgiht the front of it and put Lover on a ladder in the beggining of the ramp next o the ring. He starts the truck and goes the whole way down to hit Lover with t and sendhim under the ring. Lemmy then gives the win to Ken.
Winner 5: Ken Paradice
Time: 25:32
Stars: *** 1/2 for good match, but a little over do.
Match 6:
Phonex Fire
Joey Malone vs. Jason Sensation
The bouth competitors don't lose time and starts to play on the skeleton. They beat eachother like they hated the other from the beggining of the world. in the end Joey menageto get Jason broking one of the glasses, but he miss the tables on fire. Joey dicedes to not let Jason get up and tump from the top of the skeleton. Jason in the last moment move and put table on his place. After Joey get some of his medcine Jason starts to push him up and gets him on the top. Then he spears him in the glass, from the top of the skeleton on a burning tabe. But he hits one too, so no winner could be chose from here. The first who gets upis Joey. He kicks Jason couple of times and get him up again, he is about to power bomb him in the glass, but Jason blocks it and make DDT in the glass right on the table. Like a miracle Jason hit the ring so Lemmy give him the win.
Winner 6: Jason Sensation
Time: 15:45
Stars: ****
After the match we see that Joey need medics. They quickly get him out of the bulding.
Match 7:
Do or Die Match
Ken Paradice vs. Jason Sensation
The match goes pretty much strait. Ken is clearly feeling like shit. He can't do a thing. Jason throws him around using everything that the audience give him. From spade, trash can, chairs, ladders to pitchfork, forgs, knives and even hook. In the end Ken is pined for the win.
Winner: Jason Sensation
Time: 17:45
Stars: **** 1/4 The match was good, but Ken was slugging.
Match 1:
Beer Drinking Contest
Austin vs Mr Lover
As the two competitors starts to drink the referee can't behave himself and starts drinking too. When the opponents had only ten beers each Lemmy is already on his thirthy five. In the next moment he fall down. Austin and Lover don't understand what to do. As Lemmy is just about to stand up, Lover see where he is and kick Austin in the guts and then use the Sexy-factor. Then he sits on the table and drink one more beer. Lemmy sees that and give the sign for the bell.
Winner 1: Mr.Lover
Time: 6:12
Stars: Don't give stars to this kind of competition.
We see Nightmare and Paul Barer on the board. They give statment against Lemmy. Promising him to show him hell when he gets back.
Match 2:
TLC
Ken Paradise vs. Deranged
The match start as bouth comepetitors study each other. As the fight goes on Derange gets a hand over Ken and starts to use all the wepons around. He makes a sick bump: From the top of a ladder he jumps with chair leg drop on Ken who is lieing on a table. Derange slowly send Ken on the ring and makes the pin, but Ken kicks out. Derange finds out that he is not good position coz Ken sees the leg and makes atacks exactly on it. In the end Ken even make a sandwitch with it and two chairs. Then a boston crap decided everything. Deranged taps under the pain.
Winner 2: Ken Paradice
Time: 10:35
Stars: ** good match, but I kind of see that coming.
Match 3:
Submission
Unknown vs. Joey Malone
The match starts as we got introduced to DUEW's new superstar Cammeron Mac'Guiness. Joey and Cammeron starts playing around trying to find weak placeon the oponent. In the end Joey Dragon Sleeper and win the match.
Winner 3: Joey Malone
Time: 15:03
Stars: ** 1/2 man they can't put new carrer in the grave yard from the beggining
We see Hare and Julio back stage. They talks crap about Lemmy and why they are not in the tournament, but walk away with dignety saying they would refuse to wrestle anyway.
Match 4:
Last Man standing
Jason Sensation vs Pyro
The match starts and in the whole time Jason is wrestling against three. Pyro and the sin creatures. In the next moment Pyro hit him with Double underhook piledriver on a chair and almost gets the win with count to nine from the referee. Anna and Maria keeps helping Pyro and in the end he tries to do the same from a ladder on light tubes. Jason turns him and makes him piledriver and the chair. The two sin creatures goes in to try to save the match. Jason sends them bouth away and wait in the middle of the ring as a winner to hear 10 DING-DING-DING!
Winner 4: Jason Sensation
Time: 13:43
Stars: *** good match , but Pyro was slugging off.
Match 5:
High Incident Match
Lover vs. Ken
In the begging Ken takes the bigger hand, because of the alchohol that Lover had drink in the beggining of the evening. He puts him next to the ramp and jumps with moonsault. Then he did not win. The beat up goes on. They bouthget their shots, but Lemmy don't give the win to noone. It oesn't matter are they jumping from ladder at tables, making piledrivers from the top of the ramp, or even using light tubes. In the end after a lot of fight Ken makes his finishe and got sadistic smile on his face. He walks back and comes with Austin's truck. He lgiht the front of it and put Lover on a ladder in the beggining of the ramp next o the ring. He starts the truck and goes the whole way down to hit Lover with t and sendhim under the ring. Lemmy then gives the win to Ken.
Winner 5: Ken Paradice
Time: 25:32
Stars: *** 1/2 for good match, but a little over do.
Match 6:
Phonex Fire
Joey Malone vs. Jason Sensation
The bouth competitors don't lose time and starts to play on the skeleton. They beat eachother like they hated the other from the beggining of the world. in the end Joey menageto get Jason broking one of the glasses, but he miss the tables on fire. Joey dicedes to not let Jason get up and tump from the top of the skeleton. Jason in the last moment move and put table on his place. After Joey get some of his medcine Jason starts to push him up and gets him on the top. Then he spears him in the glass, from the top of the skeleton on a burning tabe. But he hits one too, so no winner could be chose from here. The first who gets upis Joey. He kicks Jason couple of times and get him up again, he is about to power bomb him in the glass, but Jason blocks it and make DDT in the glass right on the table. Like a miracle Jason hit the ring so Lemmy give him the win.
Winner 6: Jason Sensation
Time: 15:45
Stars: ****
After the match we see that Joey need medics. They quickly get him out of the bulding.
Match 7:
Do or Die Match
Ken Paradice vs. Jason Sensation
The match goes pretty much strait. Ken is clearly feeling like shit. He can't do a thing. Jason throws him around using everything that the audience give him. From spade, trash can, chairs, ladders to pitchfork, forgs, knives and even hook. In the end Ken is pined for the win.
Winner: Jason Sensation
Time: 17:45
Stars: **** 1/4 The match was good, but Ken was slugging.
