Post by Jonny Stripes on Jul 1, 2005 21:11:51 GMT 10
What a load of rubbish
I open up the WWE site to see something I was a little excited at.
I'll take you through it
First i got bored with everything on the net, so I logged onto the net.
I went to DUEW and WWE and saw an exciting banner.
MAJOR TRADE- Trade Announcement
To build the tension my extra slow connection took ages to load up. As the page loaded amazing ideas flashed through my mind. Benoit back to Raw, Cena sent to TNA, Garisson Cade. GARISSON FRICKIN' CADE PEOPLE!
I was pretty close to wetting myself by this stage and finally, finally the page loaded up.
This is where it turns nasty, put some safety goggles on people
First up from SD to Raw, the power of the punch, MARK JINDRAK.
Then before I could get over the heart attack I had a stroke when I saw KENZO SUZUKI, the real Japanese buzzsaw was on Raw now. And then I took a second look, not quite believing my eyes at the amazing news when it hit me, Hiroko was on her way as well.
So after losing the greatest World Champion ever (
) and finally getting rid of that poser Christian ( ) Raw was back on track. Or so I thought.
To my horror I scrolled further down the page to see that the real greatest Tag Team Ever was broken up. The Bashams were no more
Now please bear with me. My odyssey does improve. As I wiped the tears from my eyes my vision became clear once more. We had gained Eddie's Nephew, Chavo. Not as good as Mr. Jindrak but heck, it was still good.
Then finally as turned my eyes back towards the screen I once again cried out in joy upon seeing Rene Dupree, the French Phenon, The master of the tickler, was back home on Raw.
By this time I thought I had had enough exciement for one night. My parents obviously thought so as they'd called the social worker and asked them to bring the jacket. So I had little time now. I had to focus on the task at hand and with heavy shoulders I brought the window back up and glanced at the screen, taking in as much as I could in one scoop.
I had looked long enough to see that our Four-time former WCW Television Champion; three-time former Hardcore Champion; four-time former European Champion; former Intercontinental Champion; four-time former World Tag Team Champion had come to Smackdown. Yes our friend, who was born naughty, had come to SD!, no doubt missing his little friend Eugene.
And recollecting from my breif glance I realised that Candice- Who, you might ask- had come to SD! Maybe now she can show off her car washing skills on the lesser brand. (Some of the fellas may know what I mean
)
However I hadnt got my fill of the Blockbuster Trade Deal and needed to know the final few deals.
And boy oh boy I saw them. Simon Dean, master of the Simon System and former Raw sponsor was on his way to the Blue Side of WWE. Hoorah, thought I. Then- yes there is a then- THEN I realised the Dean team- or should that be the Dream team- was no more. My heart really goes out to Maven for his loss.
Alas, I could not linger too long on the break up as I still had to discover the final two. And to my utter suprise there was Sylvain Gronier. I was really hoping he'd make a pointless appearence in a match against Viscera or even the new one, Big Show.
And then- oh yes, there is more- Stevie Boy was here. I was a little disappointed that he and Chris Masters didnt continue- or start, either way- the potential fued of the year. Aaaagh. But still, Richards will be a good addition to Veloc...I mean Smack down.
What a night for WWE and the entire world. I can truly sleep at night now that I know that something like this has happened. If I die tomorrow I will be a happy man
I open up the WWE site to see something I was a little excited at.
I'll take you through it
First i got bored with everything on the net, so I logged onto the net.
I went to DUEW and WWE and saw an exciting banner.
MAJOR TRADE- Trade Announcement
To build the tension my extra slow connection took ages to load up. As the page loaded amazing ideas flashed through my mind. Benoit back to Raw, Cena sent to TNA, Garisson Cade. GARISSON FRICKIN' CADE PEOPLE!
I was pretty close to wetting myself by this stage and finally, finally the page loaded up.
This is where it turns nasty, put some safety goggles on people
First up from SD to Raw, the power of the punch, MARK JINDRAK.
Then before I could get over the heart attack I had a stroke when I saw KENZO SUZUKI, the real Japanese buzzsaw was on Raw now. And then I took a second look, not quite believing my eyes at the amazing news when it hit me, Hiroko was on her way as well.
So after losing the greatest World Champion ever (
) and finally getting rid of that poser Christian ( ) Raw was back on track. Or so I thought.To my horror I scrolled further down the page to see that the real greatest Tag Team Ever was broken up. The Bashams were no more
Now please bear with me. My odyssey does improve. As I wiped the tears from my eyes my vision became clear once more. We had gained Eddie's Nephew, Chavo. Not as good as Mr. Jindrak but heck, it was still good.
Then finally as turned my eyes back towards the screen I once again cried out in joy upon seeing Rene Dupree, the French Phenon, The master of the tickler, was back home on Raw.
By this time I thought I had had enough exciement for one night. My parents obviously thought so as they'd called the social worker and asked them to bring the jacket. So I had little time now. I had to focus on the task at hand and with heavy shoulders I brought the window back up and glanced at the screen, taking in as much as I could in one scoop.
I had looked long enough to see that our Four-time former WCW Television Champion; three-time former Hardcore Champion; four-time former European Champion; former Intercontinental Champion; four-time former World Tag Team Champion had come to Smackdown. Yes our friend, who was born naughty, had come to SD!, no doubt missing his little friend Eugene.
And recollecting from my breif glance I realised that Candice- Who, you might ask- had come to SD! Maybe now she can show off her car washing skills on the lesser brand. (Some of the fellas may know what I mean
)However I hadnt got my fill of the Blockbuster Trade Deal and needed to know the final few deals.
And boy oh boy I saw them. Simon Dean, master of the Simon System and former Raw sponsor was on his way to the Blue Side of WWE. Hoorah, thought I. Then- yes there is a then- THEN I realised the Dean team- or should that be the Dream team- was no more. My heart really goes out to Maven for his loss.
Alas, I could not linger too long on the break up as I still had to discover the final two. And to my utter suprise there was Sylvain Gronier. I was really hoping he'd make a pointless appearence in a match against Viscera or even the new one, Big Show.
And then- oh yes, there is more- Stevie Boy was here. I was a little disappointed that he and Chris Masters didnt continue- or start, either way- the potential fued of the year. Aaaagh. But still, Richards will be a good addition to Veloc...I mean Smack down.
What a night for WWE and the entire world. I can truly sleep at night now that I know that something like this has happened. If I die tomorrow I will be a happy man
