Greatest. Interview. Ever!

[Matt Hare]

**The camera shows The Hare standing to the right of Brendan Howard, Brendan with a mic in his hand about to start an interview**

B. Howard: So, Hare, what do you think of your chances in the TLC match this Saturday on Sunburn?

The Hare: My chances?, my chances!, what do you think my chances are Brendan? You know, you're just like your father...always being unfair to people like me! Jon and I would have been perfectly happy being in a normal match for the titles...but nooooooo!, your father went and put us in a TLC match! Do you know what TLC stands for Brendan?

B. Howard: Yes...I..

The Hare: Shut up! It stands for Tables! Ladders! and Chairs! They are just more advantages that "the boss" has given those suck-ups: Knightmare and Nicho "Z"! For example, getting hit in the face with a chair could...it could ruin this beautiful face! And getting smashed through a table...it could put me out of action for months...meaning I cant compete in the tournament!

B. Howard: Now listen for a second...

The Hare: No, how about you listen for a change!?

B. Howard: No! Before you said I am just like my father...that is NOT true! I hate that man!

The Hare: Well Good for you! I dont care. You just wait...after Jon and I win the titles this Saturday, and I single-handedly win the tournament...Mr. Howard will be getting payback!!!

**The Hare walks away shaking his head in disgust**

[Animal]

* animal walks past the hare*

Animal - whoa wot bring you here and why are you so pissed off my man???

*animal waits for a reply*

[Animal]

Hang on dont awnser that question awnser this question i am thinking i should join a stable and i was thinking if u want me i would join yours BUT..... i wont be classified as a side kick consider i am a mid carder and you are a low like not tooo much difference but it gets me to the top of the pack with you of corse but still lets get bak to the question do you want me in your stable and if u do i am goig to be write up there not classifyed as a low but as high considering i am ranked higher than you buddy annnndddddddd........ you wont use me to stand up for you i will come down to the ring i will stop dik heads like nicho and knightmare from having a go at you as long as i am a big gun in this stable so hows bout it hare???

Or are you to stupid to refuse my question

[Snake]

*Snake walks past a snickers to himself.*

ANIMAL: What's so funny punk?

SNAKE: Oh nothin. I just find it funny that you wanna join a pack of rejects like the S.U.A.L. Honestly I don't think you need to worry about their stupidity. I think you should start questioning your own!

ANIMAL: Huh?

SNAKE: Sorry. I went a little to fast. "Ug, you be a moron! Ug!" (crowds cheers and laughs)

ANIMAL: Oh that's it, your gone runt!

*Snake bolts as fast as he can down the corridor with Animal on his heels*

[Animal]

Animal - stuff this snakes write i am better than you i dun need a pack of loser

*Animal walks off*

[Matt Hare]

The Hare: Oi, Animal! Come back, I wanna speak to you!

Animal: Oh, now you want to sopeak to me...well its a bit late for that!

**The Hare grabs Animal's shoulder and pulls him back**

The Hare: When you and Snake were having your little dispute, I was thinking about what you said. Sure...you can join S.U.A.L...but there is no way in hell that you're going to rule over me. We could be equal, but you aren't ruling over me. So...what do you say?

[Jonny Stripes]

"I'd say you would have to be a moron to join them" Comes a gruff american voice "What happened to the i am the greatest bull you were ranting about, Animal" Before Jonny can continue the Hare slaps Jonny leading Jonny to pieface him to the ground, then walk off rubbing his face

[Matt Hare]

OOC: Again, you didnt ask me if you could attack me!!! Read the rules next time!!!!

[Jonny Stripes]

OOC- Jonny Stripes cares nought for rules . NAh sorry didnt realise My bad. Wont happen again

[Animal]

Animal - Hmmmmmmmm...... well it is a good offer i tell you wot ill be in your group if i am equal but some of the time i will be going out to the ring with out you and your friends one because some things i need to face the music by my self but most of the time we will be together sooo im with you as long as u dont tell me wot to do and neither does any of your other friends....

*Animal has joined as long as he doesnt get told wot to do*

Animal - oh yea and twister and i have been talkng do you want my 7'3 400lb giant with us to because we are happy to join hahahaha

Nahh im just joking as if i would go wit your pethetic stable i have a better one..... me and my friends twister and ice cold have been talking about making our own stable and i prenounce we are now a stable called k.k.d meaning kill krush destroy!!!!

*Animal twister and icecold walk off as there new stable*

[leewweman]

OOC - Animal, stop telling the stable what you want for you to join, they dont care if they have you or not!