WHAT?!

[Knightmare]

*As we look to the outside of the arena, we cut to J.J. and Tom C. talking promotional stuff behind the commentary desk. Then, from the crowd an old man and an old woman jump the barrier and climb into the ring.*

J.J: Um, Tom. What the hell are those to ancients doing in the ring?

TOM C: Tell you the truth John, I wouldn't have the slightest idea. I think we should get security to clear them out though.

*Within that instant, the old man and woman grab their faces and rip them off to reveal none other than....KNIGHTMARE AND SNAKE!!!!*(crowd explodes)

TOM C: OH MY GOD! IT'S KNIGHTMARE AND SNAKE!!!

J.J: But I thought they were dead Tom? What in the hell is going on??

*Knightmare grabs a mic.*

KNIGHTMARE:THAT'S RIGHT! We're still kickin! You see, that whole fiasco with the car and the corpses was a stunt to get our debt collectors off our backs! Now they think we're dead and gone and have moved back to the U.S! Ha! Gullible gangsters. I'd first of like to appologise to our fans for the ubrupt demise, but you understand our intentions. Second, I'm so happy with the way things are going for Hard Knoxxx. They've definately done this old dog proud! So with out further redue, Knightmare is back in business baby! Your prodical son has return to lead Hard Knoxxx into further victory and come out bigger and badder that ever!! You all know, pain is temporary, glory is forever, but the Knightmare...(holds mic to crowd) NEVERENDS!!!

TOM C: Did you hear that John? Knightmare and Snake have returned! It was all just a stunt! What a shock to the system this has been!!

J.J: You can say that again Tom! I'm absolutely dumbfound! I wonder what the rest of the roster has to say? And how are Hard Knoxxx gonna take this?

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed comes out, dumfounded.....mouth wide open*

Disturbed- Oh My God! You had us worried Sick man! we thought u were dead. It's such a relief to see that your fine and well..but I think that you should have atleast told us what you were up to. If not me, atleast your loyal stable hard knoxxx who continued on without you. Man you better let them know how sorry you are. But, on a happier note, i'm so glad ur back!!

*Disturbed shake's his hand, and then pulls him closer and hugs knightmare and snake in a friendly way*

[Matt Hare]

**Revolution hits the speakers and all four members of Shut Up and Listen walk out shaking their heads and then stop on the titan-tron stage**

The Hare: Damnit Knightmare you had us all fooled! But to be honest with you, I was 100 times happier when you were "dead", and so was the whole of the roster and all of the fans!!

**Crowd Boo's really loudly**

The Hare: Shut up you morons! Well anyway, what I was trying to say is that you should of just stayed in hiding because nobody wants you here! So why don't you just pack you're bags and get the hell out of here!!!!

**Crowd Boos**

Knightmare: No, actually, I think I'll stay.

**Crowd cheers and "Knightmare"cheers sound around the arena

[nicho]

*the school of hard knoxx begins to play and just as the fans thought it couldnt get better out come Nicho "Z", Johnny Stripes and alana to the ring, alana having tears down her eyes and johnny and nicho have a bit of tears in there eyes, nicho grabs a mic*

*before nicho begins to talk he is interupted by the chant...... SCHOOL OF HARD KNOXX.... clap clap ....clap clap clap*

*nicho looks at him with a weird look in his eyes*

Nicho: its really you!!

Knightmare: im sorry man, you understand why?? i really hope so!!

*nicho has an angry face on and looks like he is going to spit the dummy*

Nicho: of coarse i understand man come here bro!!

*nicho gives knightmare a hug and same with snake and the crowed go wild*

Nicho: you guys scared the shit out of me no joke!!

(nicho has a smile on his face and he is so glad that they are back)

Nicho:boy its great to be back with the real hard knoxx....... Knightmare, me nicho "Z", johnny stripes, alana and my little buddy snake!!

*the hare cuts nicho off*

The hare: well sorry for spoiling a little family riunion but i demand for you all to get out of our ring and...

(the hare gets cut off by the "u suck" chants)

Nicho: yeh and he swallows!

(crowed laugh)

Nicho: if you want to get us out of this ring, you will have to persanally remove us!! so bring you weak little asses down here so we can bring back old memories and kick SAUL ass!!

*nicho drops the mic and hard knoxx waits for SUAL*

[Damien Porter]

Mr howard walks out onto the stage.

Mr Howard - Well what do we have here, 2 little punks. I thought you were dead and now you reaturn. Well as pay back for you and the rest of hard knoxx i am here by adding another match to the card.

Jonny Stripes v Snake and Nightmare


Mr howard walks off.


Tom C - Oh my god. A handicap match with all hard knoxx members.

[Knightmare]

KNIGHTMARE: HOWARD!! What the hell kinda match is that? Are you crazy? Now that Snake and I are back we want to strenghten Hard Knoxxx as much as we possibly can! Not tear to tear us apart with a handicap match! But since your the boss, we've got no choice but to go along with what you want...

[Snake]

*Snake grabs the mic off Knightmare.*

SNAKE: Boss, that ain't cool, you know that. Seriously, if your gonna put the Hard Knockers in a handicap match, why not the Shit...I mean Shut Up And Listen crew? Come on. They love male threesomes!!

(crowd laugh and start chanting to SUAL..."YOU LOVE THREESOMES...clap..clap...clap clap clap..."YOU LOVE THREESOMES...clap..clap...clap clap clap)

But I supose if you want to put Johnny to the test, then we're just the lads to do it! At least we'll all leave the match with mutual respect and a little more experience under our belts. So go ahead Howie, sign the match!

[nicho]

*nicho grabs the mic*

Nicho: howie.... this is a joke right??? i cant beleive you will do this, ok who here wants to see hard knoxx fight each other??

(crowed boo)

Nicho: comon matye you should know better than that!... but if hard knoxx need to fight each other, they will give each other there best shots!!

(crowed cheer)

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny, who has strangley been quiet for all this time speaks up.
"Best Shots? Best Shots Nicho? Now thats a little stupid to me. Lets conserve our energy. I mean..."
Nicho interrupts Jonny "We want to show these fans a real show"
"I dont think thats..."
Snake:"You know these fans love you man. Dont let them down"
"Yeah, and i love the fans but..."
Knightmare:"If you love them its better to show them a good time"
Jonny, sick of being interrupted, slings the title over his shoulder and walks off

[nicho]

*nicho has a upset look on his face*

Nicho: Johnny man where you going ??

*johnny continues to walk backstage*

*nicho looks at knightmare with a confused look on his face*

Nicho: whats gonna happen now??