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Post by nicho on Jan 31, 2005 23:37:43 GMT 10
*In the end begins to play and out comes the 7"0 giant from hard knoxx, he steps into the ring and asks for a mic from tom C*
Nicho: THA CHAMP IZ NOW HERE!!!!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: oh it feels good to get that kind of reaction when i come out here!! anyway im just out here to say to Everyone that is in the numer1 contendership match good luck exept for all the members of hard knoxx...
(crowed are confused)
Nicho: why?? because we dont need luck and quite frankly when knightmare gets back into that ring i can guarentee you that there is going to be some ass kicking and snake will be right along by side of him!!!
(crowed cheer and chant knightmare)
Nicho: so im telling ya that no matter what happens, it will be a member of hard knoxx that will walk out of there a number 1 contender to face johnny stripes for the DUEW championship... who is also a member of hard knoxx!!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: so hare and Rio like a great man once said... i hope your taking your vitamins and saying your prares because im telling you that it is going to be inp[osible for you to walk out the winner of the fatal 4 way this week on sunburn!! so SUAL remember this saturday night is hard knoxx night... and you cant do anything about it, so what do you have to say for yourselfs huh??
*nicho waits for a reply with a smile on his face and the crowed chanting........ LETS GO HARD KNOXX...... LETS GO HARD KNOXX!!!
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Knightmare
Level 7
Hard Knoxxx Creator
The Knightmare
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Post by Knightmare on Feb 1, 2005 15:14:09 GMT 10
*Korn:Thoughtless hits the P.A. system and out walks Knightmare to a stunning reaction from the crowd. He jumps up to the apron then over the top rope. Knightmare walks over to Nicho and gives him a quick hug, then grabs a mic. Music dies down.*
KNIGHTMARE: Folks, Nicho is absolutely right, Saturday WILL be forever known as Hard Knoxxx night!! (crowd cheers) Now, considering I've already got an match with my man Johnny Stripes in a handicap match, I'll still be putting in 100% into the over the tope rope battle royal challenge for that spot in the #1 contendership match!! Now remember this kids, Hard Knoxxx sticks together through thick and thin. No doubt the Hard Knockers in the battle royal will work as a cohesive unit to eliminate everyone else first, so THEN we can turn it into everyone for themselves! Which ever Hard Knocker goes on into the contender ship match will deserve it as far as The Knightmare is concerned. But the fact still remains. Pain is temporary, glory is forever, but the Knightmare....(unison with crowd) NEVERENDS!!!!
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Post by nicho on Feb 1, 2005 17:44:30 GMT 10
*the hard knoxx chants hit the arena once again and nicho and nightmare look at each other and smile and then nicho grabs a mic*
Nicho: dam straight my brother... the nightmare will never end for all those punks that try to mess with hard knoxx! so SUAL im telling you all, as long as hard knoxx are on the same page, you all have no chance in hell!! so hare, rio, what you have to say huh??
*hard knoxx chants once again and nicho waits for SUAL*
TOM C: will they apear??
JJ: of coarse, they will be on there way out here now.... SUAL never back down to a challenge!!
TOM C: or maybe this time they are really scared!!
JJ: i highly doubt that!
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Post by Matt Hare on Feb 1, 2005 19:31:12 GMT 10
**Revolution blasts over the speakers as all four members of Shut Up and Listen walk out, The Hare with a mic in hand. They then stop at the top of the ramp**
The Hare: What's this?? Hard Knoxxx night? I dont think so! See, I only see one member of Hard Knoxxx in that Elimination match...and the two best wrestlers in the DUEW, in The Hare and Jonathan Rio! So really Nicho, you and "Soft Koxxx" have no chance at Sunburn!
**Miss Mikky grabs the mic off The Hare**
Miss Mikky: Yeah and that little slag of a Diva has no chance in hell either!
**Shut Up and Listen start heading back to the locker-room**
[OOC: Hard Knoxx, feel free to say something before we go backstage...]
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Snake
Level 1
member of Hard knoxxx
The Snake
Posts: 14
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Post by Snake on Feb 1, 2005 20:42:02 GMT 10
*As SUAL begins to walk backstage, Snake suddenly appears on the titantron. SUAL stop dead in their tracks and gaze at the screen.*
SNAKE:Oh! Hiya there fellas! Just thought I'd let you SUAL crew in on a little secret. I mean the fact of the matter is, I've always been a great diversionary. Now I know what your thinking. Your thinking, "What's he buying time for?" Tell you the truth, I'm not stalling for anything. I just thought I'd let you guys in on a little hazard taking place in your lockeroom. You see, I seem to have stumbled into your lockeroom by mistake, and thought, the hell with it, I'm gonna take a look around. Now the place smelt a lil funky, so I whipped out some insense and lit it. Unfortunately, the burning ash kinda, sorta fell into Miss Mikky's duffle bag. Man! Those leather thongs went up in a second! (crowd laughs) I started panicing dudes, so I tried putting it out with my boot but I just spread the flame. So, to cut a long story short...
*Camera pans to the carcoal locker room with four chunks of ash that were once duffle bags, sitting in the middle of the room. Crowd scream and cheer while SUAL are completely shocked still. Camera pans back up to Snake.*
SNAKE: ..Oops....Sorry folks! (crowd laughs) By the way, that stuff about me being a good diversion, well, lets just say your about to find out how good of a diversionary I can be!
*At that moment, Nicho and Knightmare have snuck up behind SUAL. Knightmare behind Hare and Julio. Nicho Behind Mikky and Rio. That instant, the two Hard Knockers dack all four members of SUAL! (crowd cheers and laughs) Shup Up And Listen try desperately to pull up their pants. Julio falls over and Mikky runs backstage screaming.*
SNAKE: See guys? Good aren't I?
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Post by nicho on Feb 1, 2005 23:49:14 GMT 10
*nicho and knightmare go down to the ring and nicho grabs a mic off snake*
nicho: SUAL damn put some pants on y dont ya!!
(crowed still laughing)
Nicho: dam miss mikky you got a fat ass!! and that little slag will kick your $2 slut of an ass all the way back to china!!
(crowed cheer)
nicho: so now that you have got your pants back on i really want to know if you really think we are soft, because i tell you what, the mood im in right now, ill kick anyones ass and especailly if its you hare or any of your other bum buddies, and im sure my 2 buddies over here feels the same way!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: so you can wither bring it now or wait to sunburn because i can wait to kick you ass but then again it will be good to beat you up right here and right now!!
(crowed cheer)
*nicho drops the mic and takes his shirt off waiting for SUAL*
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Post by Matt Hare on Feb 2, 2005 16:21:06 GMT 10
**The Hare also takes his shirt off and runs down to the ring but stops just before the ring. All of the other members of Shut Up and Listen run down to him. The Hare then grabs a mic**
The Hare: Actually, you know what...I won't fight you. I'm gonan wait untill this Sunburn to kick your ugly ass, Nicho. And please, put your shirt on, none of the girls here want to see your man-boobs!
**Miss Mikky laughs and the crowd boo**
The Hare: And also, I just had a shower and if I even come within 5 meters of you, I will smell like elephant shit so I might just stay where I am...
**The Hare heads backstage with Jonathan Rio, Julio and Miss Mikky close behind him**
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Post by nicho on Feb 2, 2005 19:02:13 GMT 10
*nicho just watches them walk away and has a smile on his face*
Nicho: where you going SUAL?? huh?... but then again i aint suprised that you are walking away from a challenge because when you really think about it.... You aint that good
(crowed= oooohhhhh)
*SUAL stop and turn around and look at hard knoxx*
Nicho: hare if you didnt have interest in fat ugly women like miss mikky... you would be nothing but just a wanker!
(crowed chant... you are a wanker... you are a wanker)
Nicho: and miss mikky tou can laugh at all you want because your nothing but a $2 fat slut that The hare picked up off the streets!
(crowed laugh)
*nicho flexes his muscles and the girls scream*
Nicho: hare these aint man boobs, this is mucsle! I knew you would be backing down once again but this time you have a good reason!.... If you do come down to the ring, i would kick your scorny little ass and put you in hospital and you wouldnt get out till after staurday!!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: so keep walking because you all aint as good as you all claim you are!!
*SUAL stand there figuring out what to do and nicho waits pumped up in the ring*
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Post by Matt Hare on Feb 2, 2005 19:34:53 GMT 10
**The Hare heads down to the ring in anger**
The Hare: That's it! I'm sick of you bad-mouthing Miss Mikky like that! You want to fight?? Well it's on! Miss Mikky, Jon, Julio...I can do this on my own!
**Jonathan Rio, Julio and Miss Mikky quickly shuffle backstage, leaving The Hare and Nicho "Z" to fight it out. The Hare then stops while he is standing on the stairs**
The Hare: Wait one second...
**The Hare starts stretching but after about 5 seconds of stretching, Julio pops up in the crowd and jumps the barackade, he grabs a chair and runs into the ring. While Nicho "Z" is distracted by The Hare, Julio smacks Nicho in the back of the head. The Hare then throws Julio the mic**
Julio: Yeah, that teaches you to mess with us and bad-mouth the best Diva this industry has ever seen!!
**Julio throws the chair into Nicho "Z"'s back and walks away with The Hare**
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Post by nicho on Feb 2, 2005 20:42:08 GMT 10
* as SUAL walk up the ramp heading backstage the mic is on the floor and nicho streches to get it and says while he is beet up on the floor*
Nicho: Is that all you got, i dare you to come back to the ring you stupid son of a bitch!
(crowed roar and chant... NI-CHO- "Z", NI-CHO- Z, NI-CHO- "Z")
*as the hare walks back down to the ring with julio and Rio and miss mikky come down aswell after them the lights go out and the school of hard knoxx begins to play and alana chases miss mikky through the crowed, knightmare chases rio out and johnny stripes chases julio out through the crowed*
*nicho is up again and with an angry look on his face*
TOM C: its down to 1 on 1 now johnathon!
Johnathon Jefferies: the hare will still kick his ass!
TOM C: boy you talk alot of crap johnathon!
*the hare stares at nicho and nicho stares at the hare*
Nicho: you aint so tough now are you!!
Hare: dont worry you wont be saying that this saturday!
Nicho: but the only difference this saturday is there will be know one to attack me from behind!! and i am aware of that Rio is in that match to but atleast this time i know that there are 2 guys on my back!
Hare: face it your gone nicho!
nicho: No it will be you that is gone because just what if knightmare wins the battle royal huh?? thats right he will be in that match to so its either we all fight each other... or me and knightmare eliminate you 2 chumps and we will fight it off for the number 1 contendership!
Hare: yeh yeh yeh whatever!
Nicho: No matter what you say, it will be hard knoxx night and it will be Nicho "Z" pinning one of you 1..2...3 and then the knightmare will never end brother!!
*nicho stares at hare and hare is staring right back at him*
JJ: bot this is getting good now TOM!!
TOM C: oh yes it is!
*nicho and hare still staring at each other*
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Post by Matt Hare on Feb 3, 2005 17:41:47 GMT 10
**The Hare puts his hand out for Nicho "Z" to shake it**
Tom C: What is this? The Hare being a good sportsman??
**Nicho "Z" then goes to shake it but The Hare pulls away and runs his hand through his hair**
The Hare: *Eheh* No! I wouldn't shake your hand for all the girls in the world, and do you know why??...because I already have them!! So why don't you and your little stable head back to the locker-room because I have a little announcment to make...
**Nicho "Z" and the rest of Hard Knoxxx heads backstage. The rest od S.U.A.L jump into the ring and The Hare raises the mic to his mouth**
The Hare: Now, for my announcment... See, since the Shut Up and Listen t-shirt was such a big success, we have decided to release our own brand of ring-gear. It will be called..."Shut Up and Wear It"
**Julio jumps out of the ring and goes to the timekeeper's table, he reaches below it and grabs a gym-bag. He then throws it to Jonathan Rio and jumps back in the ring**
The Hare: Now I will show you some of the first items you can buy from this great range...*Jonathan Rio Holds up a pair of red tights, much like The Hare's but with no print on them* This is a pair of tights, just like mine so you can be just like me. And for an extra $9.95, we will thow in free personal print and designs! *Jonathan Rio puts them back in the bag and pulls out a pair of white boots* And these are a pair of wh....
**"School of Hard Knocks" by POD hits the speakers and Knightmare walks out of the curtains and the crowd goes wild**
Knightmare: Shut Up and Listen, why dont you just shut up and listen for once! See, no-one cares about you and your little clothing brand or whatever it is...
The Hare: Excuse me, it's a ring gear brand!
Knightmare: No-one cares! Why do you even worry about wasting Mr Howard's precious money on this crap? No-one buys it...I have the sales record for your t-shirt, it says here, and I quote, "Total sales of "Shut Up and Listen "Official Member" t-shirt = 156"
The Hare: You are a liar! That isn't true!!
**The Hare gets out of the ring and jumps the baracade, the rest of S.U.A.L follow, they run through the crowd and leave the building. All this time, Knightmare standing on the titan-tron stage laughing and the crowd cheering**
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Knightmare
Level 7
Hard Knoxxx Creator
The Knightmare
Posts: 233
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Post by Knightmare on Feb 3, 2005 21:16:16 GMT 10
*Knightmare quickly pops behind the curtain and comes back out with a shirt gun and a basket full of shirts.*
KNIGHTMARE: So you guys want something to wear and be proud to do so? Try these on for size!
*With that Knightmare begins firing the brand spanking new "I'm a Hard Knocker!!" Shirts into the crowd. They go wild!!*
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Post by nicho on Feb 4, 2005 2:01:48 GMT 10
*knightmare aventully runs out of shirts and the crowed get dissapointed but then Nicho, Johnny, Snake all walk out holding a big basket each full of the "i am a hard knocker" and alana brings out a smaller basket to the boys*
(crowed go absalutely nutz and knightmare fires away)
*nicho then grabs a mic*
Nicho: Ive said it once... ive said it twice...i have even said it three times.... but Nicho will sayi it again!
(at the top of nicho's voice)
Nicho: SUNBURN IS GOING TO BE A NIGHT FULL OF HARD KNOCKS!!! ad there aint a damn anyone can do about it!!
(crowed cheer and Knightmare continues to fire the shirts into the crowed and they are chanting... LETS GO HARD KNOXX, LETS GO HARD KNOXX, LETS GO HARD KNOXX!!!!)
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