New No.1 Contender

[Matt Hare]

**Revolution hits the speakers as all four members of Shut Up and Listen walk out smiling and laughing**

The Hare: Hahaha, yes, yes, it is quite true what you saw on Sunburn, I really do deserve to be No.1 Contender! And face it...who really wants to see that fat slob, Nicho "Z" as champ, honestly!!!

**Crowd boo's and starts chanting "Let's-Go-Nicho-o"**

The Hare: Shut Up!!! Well anywho, I have just been talking to Mr Howard and he has arranged a tag-team title match for Miss Mikky and Jonathan Rio to defeat Hard Knoxxx at Sunburn!

**Crowd boo and start chanting "Hard-Knoxx-beat-you!"**

The Hare: And I will kick Jonny Stripes' ass all the way back to Russia or wherever he is from!

**The Hare drops the mic and S.U.A.L walk backstage**

[Jonny Stripes]

Born in the USA blares loudly and Jonny Stripes walks out, bandages on his left knee rubbing the title around his waist and with the stripes girls hanging off of him. The music dies and he says.
"Hare, aint you just a little jealous. I mean four beautiful women, a title round my waist, not like you! And i got great friends and i am part of the greatest, most dominant stable in wrestling history."
(Crowd cheers Stripes)
Hare:"Ha, not for long that tag title is nothing compared to the one around your waist! That will be mine next week!"
"Hare, you are a punk kid. You got a kids brain and a kids body. There aint a bit of muscle on ya!
Hare: "At least i am not fat like Nicho!
"Or Miss Mikky?"
Hare: "You!!!"
The Hare, Julio and Jon Rio march to the top of the ramp towards Jonny. They begin to run towards Jonny but stop and sprint back to the ring when they see Nicho Z, Knightmare and Snake appear behind Jonny with titles across their waists.
"You see Hare. You hospitalized me, along with your friend. But it'll be a cold day in hell when you, YOU, win this title off me. You are going to feel pain so bad in your match with me. Your gonna wish you never won the No.1 contenders match at ALL!!!"
Born in the USA plays as they walk to the ring. The music changes to POD's "School of Hard Knoxx" as they get into the ring, and with with SUAL gone they can start the celebrations, and the drinks flow for the 10 friends in the ring, as Donnie, Alana and the Stripes Squad come down.