3 Titles!!

[Knightmare]

*We set the scene backstage in the Hard Knoxxx locker room where everyone is celebrating. In comes Brendon Howard to conduct an interview with the crew.*

BRENDON HOWARD: Excuse me, Knightmare. Seems like Hard Knoxxx has had a pretty treasurable night. Your take.

KNIGHTMARE: Haha! Brendon! Tonight was a great night for many reasons in the Hard Knoxxx family. Granted that the battle royal didn't go too well, I mean, poor Snake getting thrown out by a girl and all. *pans to Snake with a hang dog look on his face.*

Also the unfortunality that Nicho was unable to gain the number one contender ship spot and Alana-Marie falling victim to Miss Mikky. But enough about the bad news! The absolutely cracking news is that Johnny, Snake and Myself's victory over Rio and Hare gained us the Tag Team Titles! And if I don't say so myself, they straps look awfully good around Snake and mines waistes!

But the most important thing, is that now, 3 out of 4 titles in the DUEW reside in the Hard Knoxxx camp!

Johnny Stripes, The World Champion

Nicho Z, The Australian Champion

and now...

Knightmare and Snake, Tag Team Champions!!

BRENDON HOWARD: But Knightmare, the one thing you seem to be overlooking is that The Hare went on to win the #1 contenders match and will face Johnny Stripes next week.

KNIGHTMARE: Brendon, The Hare is a one hit wonder. There is no way in hell he'll even get to touch the World Title. Johnny Stripes will oblitirate the plush toy!

In the end it comes down to this tonight. Pain is temporary, glory is forever, but the Knightmare.....(crowd says along) NEVERENDS!!!

Now if you excuse me Brendon, I've got some hefty celebrating to do!

*With that, Knightmare turns away from the interview and heads to the table which is laden with champaigne, food, beer and all other sorts.*

[nicho]

*as the rest of hard knoxx follow knightmare to the table Nicho is about 2 metres behind him and he looks very pissed off and brendon howard stops him*

Brendon Howard: Woh nicho can i just get a few words off you!

Nicho: (in a light voice) yeh sure!

Brendon Howard: what did you think about tonight, were you happy with the results that hard knoxx acheive?

Nicho: yeh they did very well, i take my hat off to them, we all have 1 title each now exept for alana which she will get one after they invent the DUEW womens championship!............ i couldnt be happier for the rest of hard knoxx!!

Brendon Howard: ok.. and one last quesion.... what did you think on your peformance tonight???

*nicho's face turns even more pissed off *

Nicho: you know what i think brendon?? huh?.... i think that i absalutely sucked out there tonight.... first i get eliminated by Rio and then in the number 1 contendership i get counted out so the hare advances to sunburn next week for the DUEW world championship!... so what do you think about my performances huh??.... i let every single one of my fans down tonight!

*nicho in a real angry voice*

Nicho: BY A FREEKIN COUNT OUT!!........... But it just proves to me that i cannot be beaten by pinfall or submission by the hare himself!!................. so to all of you out there that was hoping you will going to get a good match in the main event.... im so sorry that it ended in a count out!

Brendon Howard: you shouldnt put yourself down like that!

Nicho: you dont understand brendon... when i peform like that infront of my fans, i deserved to get boo'd out of the arena yesterday at sunburn!

(crowed boo in the background)

Nicho: but i told everyone out there and i did promise them one thing and it did happen!.... that it would be hard knoxx night! and it did because i still got this australian title around my waiste and johnny has the world title around his waiste... and the new tag champs snake and knightmare have there title around there waiste! so quite franky we are an unstoppable force in the DUEW and there is nothing that SUAL can do about it!

Brendon Howard: and also you have been put in a match with animal this week on sunburn for your australian title, what do you think about that?

Nicho: right now im just trying to think of the mistakes i made and fix them up next week againt animal!!.... and i promise that it weill be Nicho "Z" that pins animal 1..2....3! so animal im just warning you, we have had some history but its never been settled! so this week it will be all said and done, and i will walk out of sunburn as the DUEW Australian champion!

*nicho walks off pissed off to join the rest of hard knoxx drinking and celebrating*