Double champion!

[Matt Hare]

**The Hare walks out with the World title looped over his shoulder and a replica of the Australian title around his waist. He gets into the ring and picks up a mic**

The Hare: See this?? This will be a very familiar sight after this Friday. Because Friday will be my night! I will win that elimination match, retain my World title and be the new Australian Champion!

And after that cheap shot that Rio, Ballistic and Nicho got me with at The Great Australian Bash, I will be hungrier than Nicho "Z" at midday when Maccas is shut for that revenge! But for now, I think you three and the rest of Hard Knoxxx better watch your backs because The Hare is starving, and he might just want a bit of lettuce before he is allowed it!

**The Hare drops the mic and heads back to the locker room, ignoring the crowd's loud booing when Miss Mikky appears at the top of the ramp, she runs down to the Hare and gives him a big hug, they then walk backstage together, arm-in-arm**

[Ballistic]

**Ballistic walks up to The Hare backstage. He takes away Hares world title and his fake aussie title and puts them on himself**

Ballistic: Now Hare, That will be a very familiar sight for you after Sunburn, no titles at all!! Theres no way in hell that I am letting you leave Sunburn with any titles. I deserve that World Title more than any of the others and I have proven that I can beat you, you're nothing compared to me!

The Hare: Yeah right, you've got nothing!!

**The Hare takes back his 2 title belts off Ballistic**

Ballistic: I've got nothing eh? I've got alot more than you. I have guts, I have wrestling ability, I have skill, I have strength...

The Hare: But Ballistic, I have the title!

**Ballistic pauses. Miss Mikky begins to laugh**

Ballistic: Oi, Miss Mikky, you think it's funny!!

**Ballistic raises his hand. Miss Mikky hides behind Hare**

The Hare: Don't you dare touch her!!

Ballistic: You're right, cause I have something else... dignity. I'll let my wrestling do the talking and the winning!!

**Ballistic leaves Hare and Miss Mikky and walks off to his locker room**

[Matt Hare]

**Camera shows The Hare and Miss Mikky in their locker-room. The Hare is behind a dressing screen**

The Hare: Hey Mikky, you haven't seen my new brown tights have you?

Miss Mikky: Umm, no, I don't think so...why?

The Hare: Oh, I was just going to wear them in my big match this week because you know, I've gotta look good when I win that Australian title... And what better way to promote the new colour.

Miss Mikky: Oh yea, but I like the ora...

**Jonathan Rio and Nicho "Z" knock on the locker-room door. The Hare quickly throws a towel around his waist, grabs a chair and emerges from behing the screen**

Nicho "Z": Hey don't worry, we aren't here to start any trouble...

Jonathan Rio: Yeah, we are just here to see if you'se wanted to go out for tea tonight after the show?

Miss Mikky: Sounds go..

The Hare: Hell no. I can tell you guys are upto something! You probably have the rest of the roster out in the carpark, waiting to get me as soon as I walk out! Get out of our locker-room before I call security!

Nicho "Z": You're right Jon, he is a girl. He can't even get us out of here himself!

**The Hare swings at Nicho "Z" with the chair but Nicho simply ducks and walks away laughing. Leaving The Hare in anger, still dressed in only a towel. The camera fades away just as you see Miss Mikky pull the towel away and giggle**