Post by Ballistic on Feb 21, 2005 19:40:04 GMT 10
**Ballistic appears on the titan tron revealing himself outside at the local park. The Hare and Nicho are both standing in the ring, not sure what Ballistic is doing**
Ballistic: You're probably wondering what i'm doing out here at this crappy little park, and i'll tell you. Just to prove the point that BOTH your merchandise ranges are shithouse, I thought i'd run an experiment.
**Ballistic pulls out both Nicho and Hare's clothes, pants, bandanas, etc, etc and throws them on top of a pile of wood**
Ballistic: My experiment is this.... to see how quick they BURN!!!
**Ballistic pulls out some gasoline and pours it onto the clothes, then lights a match and throws it on!! Everything lights up with a bang!!**
Ballistic: WOAH!! Bigger than I thought.. As you can see it is an even race between both brands.. I think Hare's might be winning. You can tell his is made from second rate material!
**Ballistic walks away from the fire and begins to talk**
Ballistic: On a more erious note. Neither of you stand a chance against me at sunburn. You should just worry about your merchandise, because obviously the belts mean nothing to you. This match will be won by the most hard working and deserving wrestler, and that is me by far at the moment!
**There is a rustling in the bushes behind Ballistic, he turns around only to be greeted by 3 men dressed in black clothes. They grab Ballistic and throw him into the back of their car and drive off!!!**
-----BACK IN THE ARENA------
Tom C: OH MY GOD!! did you see that!! Ballistic was just kidnapped!! Get somone out there, we gotta find him!!
Ballistic: You're probably wondering what i'm doing out here at this crappy little park, and i'll tell you. Just to prove the point that BOTH your merchandise ranges are shithouse, I thought i'd run an experiment.
**Ballistic pulls out both Nicho and Hare's clothes, pants, bandanas, etc, etc and throws them on top of a pile of wood**
Ballistic: My experiment is this.... to see how quick they BURN!!!
**Ballistic pulls out some gasoline and pours it onto the clothes, then lights a match and throws it on!! Everything lights up with a bang!!**
Ballistic: WOAH!! Bigger than I thought.. As you can see it is an even race between both brands.. I think Hare's might be winning. You can tell his is made from second rate material!
**Ballistic walks away from the fire and begins to talk**
Ballistic: On a more erious note. Neither of you stand a chance against me at sunburn. You should just worry about your merchandise, because obviously the belts mean nothing to you. This match will be won by the most hard working and deserving wrestler, and that is me by far at the moment!
**There is a rustling in the bushes behind Ballistic, he turns around only to be greeted by 3 men dressed in black clothes. They grab Ballistic and throw him into the back of their car and drive off!!!**
-----BACK IN THE ARENA------
Tom C: OH MY GOD!! did you see that!! Ballistic was just kidnapped!! Get somone out there, we gotta find him!!
