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Post by Animal on Mar 7, 2005 15:34:32 GMT 10
*Animal comes out to the ring with his half of the tag team champion around his waist* Animal - jonny stripes. Serious this is just going to be a breeze. In all farness i think it should be me vs balistic for his world title but wot eva ill have an easy win. So jonny at sunburn you are going down i am 2nd in the business this point is proven by me being 2nd in survivor cup!!!! *Crowd go wild starting up animal chants* So jonny lets make a match at sunburn good accually try your very best because either way i will win. And also damo try net week ANIMAL VS BALISTIC FOR THE WORLD TITLE or ANIMAL VS BALISTIC FOR THE AUZZIE TITLE And trust me it'll be the damn best match any one has seen. But in the meantime Jonny we have both left the business once but do you know wot the difrance was?  ? I CAME BACK BETTER!!!!! *crowd go wild While animal stands in the ring induring his chants* |
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 7, 2005 16:36:12 GMT 10
**While Animal is in the ring, absorbing the chants "Alright" sounds over the speakers as The Hare walks out wearing a t-shirt saying "I did Survive" written on it and on the back, a picture of The Hare holding the Survivour Cup. When Hare gets to the ring, he calls for a mic and gets it**
The Hare: I am out here for two reasons... One is to advertise my new t-shirt that came out today. I am currently wearing it and have a little surprise for you all! But that is in a second. First I would like to congratulate Animal on his effort in the Survivour Cup...NOT! I don't like either you or Stripes, but if I have to choose...Mr America wins hands down!!! And that is why this week on Sunburn I will be chanting "Joh-nny, Joh-nny" like the thousands of other fans in the building!
**crowd cheer**
The Hare: And also, along with all these fans...I will be booing you until you are even more insane!
**crowd boo**
Animal: Is that right?? Well at least I have a chance this week, unlike you who is facing one of my closest friends, Ballistic!!!
**crowd cheer madly**
The Hare: Hey, at least I have been World Champ before, unlike some other retard standing next to me!
**crowd boo**
**Just as Animal is about to say another "at least I have", The Hare cuts him off**
The Hare: OK, OK, enough with this! The other reason I am out here is to promote my newest product. And I told you all I had a surprise for you. So, Julio, come on down!!
**Julio emerges from the curtains holding a t-shirt gun and a basket of rolled-up t-shirts. He tries to carry them to the ring but keeps dropping the basket. He finally gets into the ring, slides the gun to Hare and takes the basket over to him**
The Hare: Thank you, Julio. Now...tonight you fans are very lucky! You are about to get some free "Wear-of-The-Hare" merchandise!!
**Julio loads the t-shirt gun up with a t-shirt and The Hare shoots it. This continues until the basket is empty**
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Post by nicho on Mar 7, 2005 19:24:19 GMT 10
*as the hare is shooting guns out with animal still in the ring "in the end" begins to play and the crowed go absalutly insane and Hare has a shocked look on his face as nicho kaes his way down to the ring and walks over to a fan in the crowed with a sign saying: "nicho Z will pin you 1..2...3" and nicho takes his nicho "Z" shirt off and gives it to him and grabs his hat and chucks it into the crowd and everyone in the area are fighting over it and then nicho rolls into the ring and garbs a mic off the ground*
Nicho: THA CHAMP IZ HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
(crowed erupt and NI-CHO- Z chants start for a good 5 minutes)
Nicho: Hare can i please have one of your shirts??
Hare: ummm yeh sure!
*hare hands a shirt to nicho*
Nicho: pffft this shirt sucks!!
(crowed cheer)
*nicho drops the shirt and spits on it 3 times and the crowed are going crazy and then chant NI-CHO Z*
Nicho: thats what i think of your poxy shirt hare!!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: anyway animal... i couldnt help but here you say to mr howard to put you in a match next week for the aussie title or the world title??....... comon mate if anyone deserves a shot at any title it would be me... why??....because if you go back a couple of weeks ago in the fatal four way match, winner takes all situation it was Ballistic and I who were the final 2 and i lost by a countout
(nicho fans boo the roof offf the building)
Nicho: and Ballistic knows my feeling about that match and he completely understands, so animal if anyone deserves a title match it is ME!!!
(crowed cheer)
Animal: Nicho sorry you got it asll wrong i am the man who was runnerup in the survivor cup last night so i should deserve a title shot!!
Nicho: listen son i dont care if you were runner up in a bakini contest i am the man who deserves a shot at any titl;e not you!!
Animal: no nicho your wrong!!
Nicho: oh k then lets see what Ballistic thinks then... comon Ballistic come out here brother!!!!
(crowed cheer for Ballistic)
*the wait in the ring*
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Post by Jonny Stripes on Mar 9, 2005 19:53:01 GMT 10
Born in the USA plays and Jonny Stripes strides to the top of the ramp.
"Well you know they say 3 is a crowd, but i say 4 is a party".
The Hare looks pissed off, but Nicho is smiling.
"Now Animal, this aint gonna be easy brother. This is gonna be damn hard. But you know what i am hearing from you? That your a loser, a runner up! Second in the business??? If it wasnt for that son of a bitch Hare I'd still be top dog. A bit of advice, Animal. No one, AND I MEAN NO ONE EVER REMEMBERS SECOND PLACE!!!" The crowd and Jonny are in a frenzy "SO DONT BE MOUTHING OFF COS YOUR LOOKIN' AT THE ORIGINAL CHAMP AND I TELL YOU WHAT, BEFORE LONG THE TWO TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION"
(OOC- Only reply from animal, nicho or hare)
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 9, 2005 20:36:11 GMT 10
The Hare: Not before me you won't! See, this week on Sunburn will be my week! I have two matches. One along with my good friends, KKK against Nicho "Z", Disturbed and Animal. And another for the DUEW World Heavyweight Title!!
**crowd boo**
The Hare: And I intend on winning both of them. See, Jonny. My matches are against the best in the business, whereas yours is with some push-over bushwacker, Animal!
**crowd boo and chant "A-ni-mal, A-ni-mal"**
The Hare: So before you start talking about World Title matches, you try beat Animal and work your way back up the ladder!
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Post by Jonny Stripes on Mar 10, 2005 19:07:11 GMT 10
"You know Hare your right, i have gotta work my way up the ladder. But at least thats honest! You've cheated your way to the top from day one. And you know i'd be on the top of that ladder is it wasnt for you busting me up 5 weeks ago!" Hare:"Whine, whine, whine! You are jealous because you are so injury prone!" Animal:"Yeah wait till i injure you at Sunburn" "Shut your mouth!" Nicho:"Shut it Animal" Hare:"I'm talking here. I TEXTsurvived! Not like you or you or you" (Pointing at Animal, then Nicho and finally Jonny) "Well Hare, soon I will get a match with you! I just hope Ballistic doesnt hurt you too much this week or i wont have anything left for my retribution match" Hare:"You think you can beat me? ?" "Damn right" Suddenly all four men find themselves in each corner of the ring staring each other down (OOC-TBC by Above three...permision to hurt me granted) |
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 10, 2005 19:24:06 GMT 10
**All three men are staring at each other when Julio runs down the ramp holding a clipboard. He slides into teh ring, gets a mic and stands in teh middle of all four men**
Julio: Wait! I have just been in Mr Howard's office and we have made an arrangment!! This contract says that no-one except Ballistic, Disturbed, Nicho "Z" or the "mystery partner" can even touch The Hare until at least Tuesday! And just to make that arrangment stick, who-ever touches him will be automatically suspended for a month without pay!!!
**crowd boo**
Julio: But... The catch is that if The Hare touches any other superstar, besides Ballistic, Disturbed, Nicho "Z" or the "mystery" partner before Tuesday, he will also be suspended. I'm sorry Hare but it's the best I could do...
**Julio throws The Hare the mic and Hare gets ready to talk**
The Hare: No, Juli...you did good. See, I wasn't planning on attacking anyone myself until Sunburn, but that contract doesn't say that the KKK can't touch anyone!!
Ballistic: So...that contract is just perfect for us... We can still get your scrawny little ass!
**Ballistic runs over to The Hare are pushes him into the turnbuckle. Then Nicho walks over and lifts The Hare up for the 'Nicho Drop'. BAM! He hits him with it as Julio rushes over to The Hare who is lying on the ground in agony while the other men in the ring are just laughing and the crowd cheering**
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Post by Jonny Stripes on Mar 10, 2005 19:47:30 GMT 10
HAHAHA come the laughs from the 3 superstars and the crowd
The Hare is still rolling around in pain when Jonny says
"Hare, wait till after Sunburn...THEN YOU'RE GONE! YEAH!"
Jonny hi fives ballistic, disturbed and nicho and when animal goes to do it too he withdraws his hand and slides it through his hair
"You cant touch this! You aint in my league Animal. You aint fit to stand in the ring with any man already in it! Well except maybe Julio. These men have all reached the top! They have all won titles for themselves, you havent! You are not in the same class as me! There is no way you can win this match!"
Animal:"Well we will just have to see. And by the way i aint in your league! IM ABOVE IT! YOUR JUST A STUPID YANKEE"
At this the proud american charges at Animal and Animal at Jonny, but Nicho and Ballistic hold back Jonny and Disturbed keeps his brother at bay
"I'll see you tomorrow night, asshole"
Animal:"Bring it on" Snarls Animal, a tiny trickle of blood running down his lip from being held back by his brother"\
Jonny makes his way up the ring, walking backwards staring at Animal, who returns the death stare
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