Disturbed
Level 9
First ever deathmatch champ, member of BOD
Dizzy Boi
Posts: 763
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Post by Disturbed on Mar 11, 2005 22:21:12 GMT 10
*Disturbed comes down to the ring, mic in hand, both belts over either shoulder, crowd are going insane!*
Disturbed- Ok, Hare, nicely done, you beat Ballistic, I take my hat off to you..but hell, now that you have beaten Ballistic, it is MY turn to go for your World Title!
*HUGE CHEER*
Disturbed- See, my Disturbed one's like the idea, hell even the 2 Hare fans up the back were chearing!
*Laugher and cheering*
Disturbed- So lets hear it..who wants it to be Disturbed vs Hare for the heavyweight title?!?
*MASSIVE CHEER*
Hare- I don't give a crap what these people want, you have to earn this sho...
Disturbed- Earn it? EARN IT!?! by God ive done more than earn it, I have beaten almost everyone in this business, I am undefeated in deathmatch and tag matches
*Big cheer*
Hell I've earnt that belt more than you have, so in the not so distant future, not only will I have earnt it, I will soon own it!
*INSANE CHEER, Disturbed chant starts!*
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 13, 2005 16:46:57 GMT 10
The Hare: Oh is that so?? Well not if my little tank of a friend and I can help it!
**Julio emerges from the curtains wearing yellow DT's and a white ring-jacket. He makes his way down to the ring smiling and posing for the fans. The fans start to boo more and more as he gets closer to the ring. He slides in, stands next to The Hare and grabs the mic off him**
Julio: Yeah, you know...the champ is right! If both of us are in this match together, (*points to himself and The Hare*) there is no way in hell that some twins or whatever you are can beat us! See, Hare here is the first ever 2 time DUEW World Champion!! And I, well I am....umm....Julio!!!
**crowd laugh**
**Hare grabs the mic back**
The Hare: And those tag titles, I made them! I was the first ever person to hold those titles...and I know how to use them right! So why not just save yourself the embarrasment and hand those belts over right now...??
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Post by Animal on Mar 13, 2005 17:50:29 GMT 10
*Animal comes out to the ring with his tag team title*
Animal - hare you are correct you are the first to of gotten the tiles and you were also the first to lose them also you were the quickest to lose them!!!
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 13, 2005 18:03:44 GMT 10
The Hare: Why have you brought this up twice?? I gave you an explanation so just drop it...Peabrain!!! I dare you to hit me, come on!!
**The Hare drops the mic and turns his face, waiting for Animal to hit him**
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Disturbed
Level 9
First ever deathmatch champ, member of BOD
Dizzy Boi
Posts: 763
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Post by Disturbed on Mar 13, 2005 19:46:29 GMT 10
Disturbed- Hare, my borther aint as stupid as you look, or as you are, he doesnt go round hitting people coz they call him a pea brain. And yes, his brain probably is the size of a pea coz no man with a full sized brain would do the crazy shit Animal pulls off!
*MASSIVE CHEER*
Disturbed- See thats the problem with you hare, your a cruiser weight trying to be a heavyweight... a juniour trying to be a senior, u know, a try hard!
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- And this week my bro and I are oging to show you exactly what we do to try hards when we annialate you and your greasy friend julio!
*HUGE CHEER*
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 13, 2005 20:02:36 GMT 10
The Hare: You're right, Disturbed, I am a tryhard...
**Disturbed and Animal have a confused look on their faces, and the crowd mutters amongst themselves in the background**
The Hare: Because I tried very hard to get to where I am. And if having the wonderful life I'm having at the moment means being called a try hard...then I'm the biggest try hard here!!!
**crowd laugh and chant "try-hard-try-hard"**
The Hare: Yeah, I don't care. Keep chanting!!...
**crowds chants get louder**
The Hare: And Disturbed, you said Animal pulls off some crazy shit?? Yeah..reaaaal crazy, he pulls off a powerbomb here, powerbomb there, crossface here, crossface there. It's too repedative! That is why he has no fans, the only reason he gets cheers is because he -as a fluke I might add- is one half of the tag champs. And as for your cruiserweight comment, I know I may be lighter than you...but I am World Champ. And weight doesn't seem to matter when I'm around because I challenge you...name one person that has beat me that I haven't returned the punishment??
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Post by Animal on Mar 13, 2005 20:54:39 GMT 10
Animal - hahahahahaha mate if you recon i dont pull off crazy shit you are a try hard and a dumb ass!!!
Hows about when i pull off a mousault there and lion sault here put me body on the line for 1 great match far out i am the craziest guy in this damn business
*Crowd cheer loudly*
And hare ebing a try hard is only going to make you fall because at sunburn when disturbed and i bett your ass and julios down and keep our tag team titles and then disturbned goes on to win you world championship i will lauhg!
Animal - hahahahahahahahahaha oh sorry i forgot we havent won yet i just know the outcome
*Crowd laugh and cheer*
Hare - shut up bea brain*
*Crowd BOOOOO LOUDLY*
Animal - i dont care i might be a bea brain but sure as hell i can wrestle and at sunburn i will wrestler and ill also kick your ass right off this god damn PLANET!!!!
*LOUD CHEER SHAKING THE ROOF OFF*
Animal - also julio will be folowing right after you like the sheep he is!
so you keep being proud of being a try hard because wots going to happen is your going to get the shit kicked out of you at sunburn!!!
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 14, 2005 17:24:10 GMT 10
The Hare: Risky?? You want to talk about risky?? And you call yourself the riskiest in the business? HA! Wow...moonsault, lionsault. I do them anyday with no problems. My finishing move is Shooting Star Press!! I do the Superstar Press, which I would like to see you do...pfft, Last Croak which is nothing for me. I do 2 or 3 a match! And finally, the move you are all yet to see...the "I Can't Believe its not a Finisher" It is a double front-flip into a leg drop. The only other person to ever do it is my great friend over in USA, in Ring Of Honour...Jack Evans! So before you go running your mouth about being the riskient in DUEW, look at your fucking competition!
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Post by Animal on Mar 14, 2005 18:09:30 GMT 10
Animal - hahahahaha
Mate you no how big light houses are 15 stories well the one i jumped off so if you thing a doube flip is good i recon it was about 50 i did going down the bottom of the light house when i jumped so why dont you fuck off cause you no that you will get your ass kicked any time by me.,
*hare runs off back stage*
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Disturbed
Level 9
First ever deathmatch champ, member of BOD
Dizzy Boi
Posts: 763
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Post by Disturbed on Mar 14, 2005 19:11:48 GMT 10
Dsiturbed- hmm hare..you said name the person who has beaten you and you havent got them back..well lets see, tag match, me and my bro..oh yeh, thats right...ME!!
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- and hare there is no way your ever going to get me, Disturbed, the history maker...back for what i did to you. After sunburn I'll have another piece of history to add to my list...beating the scrawny 2 time champ for his title...mate i cant wait!
*BIG CHEER*
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 15, 2005 18:41:57 GMT 10
**The Hare walks back out holding a mic, he stops at the top of the ramp and begins to speak**
The Hare: Animal, you are the biggest liar I have ever seen! My ass you jumped off a fricken lighthouse. Actually, I wish you did coz if so, you wouldn't be here right now...you would be six feet deep in the soil!! And that would mean I wouldn't have to waste my precious ebergy this week against you. And you say you are extreme??...well I dont get the name "The King of The Turnbuckle" for nothin!!!
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Post by Jonny Stripes on Mar 15, 2005 20:26:56 GMT 10
Suddenly Jonny Stripes appears behind Hare with that all too familiar sledgehammer, but Hare cannot see him...he is still ranting when Jonny taps on his shoulder...he dodges to the side and Hare still cant see him...Disturbed and Animal are in fits of laughter...Jonny does it again and again before Hare finally catches jonny and is about to hit him before he see's the hammer and backs away into the back of the arena
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Post by Animal on Mar 16, 2005 18:26:13 GMT 10
Animal - settle down*while laughing in between*
Animal - hare i knew you wouldnt beleave that i jumped off such a high place but i did i have it taped and its ready to show
*A video shows animal doing it landing on about 20 matterases and ones of those air things*
Animal - see i did do i nd im not and idiot i did have something to catch my fall now if i were to hare i would get out of this ring and go back to your locker room or jonny will have some qualaty time with and and his hammer there.
*Animal, Disturbed and jonny wait for hare to leave*
Hare dont go completely if you say somethin incase one of us want to talk
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