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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 13, 2005 19:13:04 GMT 10
**The arena goes green, purple, orange and finally back to normal, pyro explodes on the titan-tron in the letter "H" as "Alright" plays over the speakers. The Hare struts out dressed in an expensive-looking fawn suit. Closely followed by Julio who is wearing a light blue button up shirt with navy blue slacks and is carrying a shiny black breifcase. They slowly make their way to the ring while the crowd are boo'ing them. The ring is set up with a table and has red capret covering the canvas. On the table sits a microphone and a gold pen. The Hare and Julio get into the ring and sit down, The Hare grabs the mic**
The Hare: Nice to see you all like my new suit. Anyway...to the point. I am out here to address one of my newly-found friends. He is the leader of the dynamic trio, the KKK. His name is Korupt. Korupt, I am out here to offer you a position in our great team. Yes, The Hare and Julio are willing to take on more talent. But there is one little catch to all this fame and fortune...I can only accept you to be on my payroll and not your other two buddies. So, Korupt...what do you say?
OOC: Ballistic, feel free to come down and say no...but I just thought Korupt would fit in in a place like this.
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Disturbed
Level 9
First ever deathmatch champ, member of BOD
Dizzy Boi
Posts: 763
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Post by Disturbed on Mar 13, 2005 20:59:03 GMT 10
*After about 10 seconds, Korupts music hits, but nuthing happens. Hare is confused, then 20 seconds later, Disturbed walks out, wearing a torn up suit that looks 2 sizes too small, arms ripped off and is holding a barbed wire bat*
Disturbed- More talent..talent you say? You want more talent to join SUAL? how can you have MORE of something when you have none of it to begin with?!
*MASSIVE CHEER*
Disturbed- That's right Hare, you and your greasy mate Julio have no talent..and now your going to hire some kidnapper guy, jeez I knew SUAL sucked ass but not this bad!
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- So next week I'm going to teach you a lesson about respect and disipline..and depending on how good of a teacher i am, you won't be attending my classes again for another month while your in hospital!
*HUGE CHEER*
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 14, 2005 16:58:37 GMT 10
The Hare: Are you trying to be funny or are you just reta....special? [yes, I know it's off Dumb and Dumberer]
Disturbed: Why do you say that??
The Hare: Coz even these dumbass fans know that S.U.A.L split up the second I won this beautiful title...the first time!!
Disturbed: Don't talk about the disturbed ones like that!!
The Hare: You know, you're right...they are disturbed if they like you!!
**crowd boo and chant "Dis-turbed, Dis-turbed"**
The Hare: Anyone who cheers you and Animal deserve to be in a mental hospital!
**crowd's boos get louder and louder**
The Hare: So, Disturbed... Why don't you just go back to the gym to prepare yourself for the beating you will receive on Friday??
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Post by Animal on Mar 14, 2005 18:12:44 GMT 10
*The lights shut off and when they come back on animal is behind hare when hare turns around he gets a shock from seeinf animal* Animal - mental hey?  the only mental person hear is you 1 because you are mental 2 because your a dik head 3 because you have no friends 4 because you are rejected every were you go 5 because your a dumb ass i could keep going all day! Also at friday night the only person thats going to get an ass kicking will be your sorry fucked up ass |
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Jonathan Rio
Level 5
First Ever Tag Team Champion
Jonathan Rio
Posts: 87
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Post by Jonathan Rio on Mar 16, 2005 21:01:12 GMT 10
OOC wo animal whats with all the hostility? lol
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 17, 2005 16:01:45 GMT 10
OOC: Yeah cheese, just coz you can't take a little competition...
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Post by Animal on Mar 17, 2005 16:05:23 GMT 10
ooc - wot th hell im making it more interesting and hare or wot eva your real name is ou dont have to repeat rio god i no your like 12 or something but i didnt think you were a copy cat
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 17, 2005 16:07:52 GMT 10
OOC: Make it more interesting?? Pfft, how can you make it more interesting when you just say the same shit over and over?? You just get too carried away! And plus, you are only a year older than me so you can't talk!
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Post by Animal on Mar 17, 2005 16:11:05 GMT 10
ooc - man i would hate to be a stupid as you your 12 im 14 nearly 15 2 months ha man dont say stuff before you acually no
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 17, 2005 16:12:59 GMT 10
OOC: 12?? You need to learn how to read!!! 13 is a year before 14, oh sorry...you needed it to be explained to you, oops.
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Post by Animal on Mar 17, 2005 16:21:01 GMT 10
ooc - for farks sake this isnt an anything you want bored this is a role playing so unless you have some stupid ass thing to say dont say anything
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 17, 2005 16:24:47 GMT 10
OOC: Haha, you idiot! OK, I will say some stupid ass thing...Hahaha!!! Nice work, do you speak English??
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Post by Animal on Mar 17, 2005 18:09:30 GMT 10
Animal - YOU STAND NOT CHANCE AGAINST ME AND DISTURED SO DONT EVEN TRY LOSER!!!!
*Animal lughs with disturbed and stripes*
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Post by Matt Hare on Mar 17, 2005 18:44:39 GMT 10
The Hare: And that was worth saying because...??
Animal: Because it's true!! hahaha
The Hare: Yeah...whatever. Freak!! I don't even want to be seen with you. So at Sunburn, be sure to wear a paperbag over your head or something before we all go blind!
**The Hare slides out of the ring and begins to head backstage**
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Post by Jonny Stripes on Mar 17, 2005 20:08:57 GMT 10
all of a sudden Jonny Stripes coos
"oh Haaaaaare"
Hare:"What the hell is it...are you stupid...i've had enough..." Hare is marching back to the ring when, which he cannot see, twenty or so guys come down from the back with sledgehammers. they encircle Hare, hammers ready to strike, they are about to hithim when Hare gets a sudden burst, low blows one of the men and scurries away up the ramp, turning in time to see Jonny say
"Wait till Sunburn me and my little matey will be at ringside watching you guys"
Hare:"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU JONNY!!!KILL YOU!!!"
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