You've lost either way..

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed is standing in the middle of the ring with his tag and deathmatch championship over his shoulder*

Disturbed- OK Hare, I'm going to get right to the point. This belt is going on the line this week at sunburn

*Points to his tag team belt*

Disturbed- And this belt may, but probably wont, be going on the line in the near future against you!

*Points to his beloved deathmatch title*

Disturbed- Now hare, What I want to know is if you somehow defeat Animal and I this week..do you REALLY wanna go for this deathmatch title. I mean cmon...I tapped you on the head with a chair and you screached. I was holding a barbed wire bat over my head and you just cowered in the corner. I've shown you mercy over these last few days because I'm saving all of this anger up for my match against you, were you will feel the wraith of Disturbed. Isnt that right my DISTURBED ONE'S!

*MASSIVE CHEER*

Disturbed- And let me tell you hare, if you do have to verse me in a deathmatch , I will not show you mercy. I will make you BEG for mercy, and I still won't listen to you. I will annilate you and make everyone forget the name "The Hare"

*HUGE CHEER!!!!*

[Matt Hare]

**While Disturbed is still in the ring, taking in the fans' chants, the arena turns green, then purple, orange and back to normal. Pyro explodes at the titan-tron and "Alright" sounds over the speakers as The Hare walks out of the curtains with his World Title around his waist and replica's of a tag title and a Deathmatch title. He stops at the top of the ramp and calls for a mic**

The Hare: Disturbed, I am sure that I want to challenge for your Deathmatch title. And no, I didn't back into a corner and whimper out, I was just...just...doing up my boot-laces!!!

**crowd laugh and chant "Dis-turbed, Dis-turbed"**

Disturbed: Bullshit, you backed down and whined like the girl you are!

The Hare: I did not!! Watch the tape again if you have to...!

Disturbed: Don't mind if I do...

**Disturbed pulls out a video, he throws it to one of the crew as The Hare has an embarrased and shocked look on his face. The tape plays and shows that The hare did back into a corner**

The Hare: See...right there!

Disurbed: Where? All I can see is a girl that doesn't deserve to be World Champion and is a disgrace to DUEW! All these fans know it!!!...

**massive cheer from crowd**

Disturbed: And I bet your mate Julio knows it too...!

**crowd boo**

The Hare: **grabs the Deathmatch and Tag titles, throws them into the crowd and spits where they landed** I don't need you or anyone else in this cheap arena to label me...or tell me what to do!!

[Disturbed]

Disturbed- your right, we don't need to label you, you've already labeled yourself as a backstabber, a whiner, a cop out, a sissy..the list is endless...