staying with me

[Animal]

*Animal, Disturbed and jonny stripes come down to the ring. Animal with his tag team title, Disturbed with his death match and tag team title and stripes with his sik as guitar in hand*

Animal - Hare at sunburn with our match you dont stand a chance..

You might think differently but every one knows that the true tag team champs are write here.

*Crowd cherr like hell*

Disturbed we have the tag champs the deathmatch champ and a former world champion out here and by god one of us could take you down.

*CROWD GO CRAZY*

stripes - and sure as hell you have that world title but if i get a chance it'll be mine

*CROWD MAKE THE STADIUM SHATTER*

Animal - and these tag team titles arnt going any where because disturbed and i are the best god damn tag team there is and every will be and if there was such thinbg as a 3 way tag team well sure as hell disturbed stripes and i would rule thows titles!!!!

and feel free to come out here and say something because wot ever you say wont make a difference to when you get the shit kicked out of you at sunburn!!!!!

*CROWD MAKE THE WORLD SHAKE*

Animal - and now to make the world shake with music as the stripers play one of the favourate songs born usa!!!!!!

*CROWD GO NUTS WHILE THEY PLAY*

ooc - if tyhats not the song stripes tell me and ill change it

[Matt Hare]

**While The Stripers are in the middle of teh song, the arena turns green, purple, orange and then back to normal. "Alright" soundsd over the speakers and pyro explodes at the top of the ramp and The Hare walks out with a "Sunburn" (lol ironic but it is teh real colour) coloured, left-handed guitar wearing a white longsleeve button-up shirt with a grey vest over the top, a pair of fawn "plaid" pants and red and white checed Vans. He plugs his guitar into a nearby amp and starts playing the start of "Fell in Love with a Girl" by The White Stripes. After about ten seconds, Jonny inturupts and The Hare stops playing**

Jonny: Umm, what the hell are you doing out here?

The Hare: Showing your shitty band that you are nothing compared to my band..."Mde in China!!"

**A set of drums gets wheeled out onto the titan-tron stage, then a bass guitarist and another guitarist come out**

The Hare: And I challenge you, right now!, to a "Battle of the Bands!" Do you accept??

[Animal]

Animal - hahahaha this is a joke write because that 10 second previewed made me want to chuck for gods sake my 2 year old daughter could do better than that!!!!

For crist sake my dead mum could play better!!!!

now honestly jonny you can go ahead to show this wanna be up but for god sake wots the pints he sucs at making music and being a wrestler!

[Matt Hare]

The Hare: Well, Jonny. It seems that your ugly little friend here has answered for you! Who should go first....hmmm....SHOTGUN!

**The Hare goes and whispers something in each of the band members' ears, he then returns to the mic**

The Hare: OK, 1. 2. 3. 4.

**The beginning of "Never Had So Much Fun" by Frenzal Rhomb begins to play**

The Hare: Can't drink the water in Sydney. Can't eat the food in Japan. Can't breath the air in Los Angeles but a million people think I can. Coz now I never had so much fun, and I never had so much fun, I can't remember when I've ever had so much fun!......

**Plays through till the end of the song and "Made In China" wait on the stage for Jonny to reply with another song**

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OOC: #TBC by Jonny only#

And don't say "oh that was appauling" or anything along those lines, just something like: "OK, fair enough, not great but fair..."

[Animal]

Animal - nice work like for you thats gotta be the only thing that has come out of your mouth that wasnt as uglyu as you.

Now stripes show him wot your made of.

ooc - i didnt say n e thign bad just wanted to rp

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny smiles and says
"well done Hare, very nice, maybe we can jam one day...not!"
Jonny picks up a Mandolin, the crowd look confused, Jonny plays a few familiar notes...it was "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart...suddenly the Mandolin was dropped and the electric guitar picked up as the Stripers played Maggie May to a standing ovation....

"Thats how you play, MAGGIE MAY!!!!"
Crowd cheer obsenely...

TBC only by Hare