Time For Giving!

[Matt Hare]

**Camera shows The Hare leaning on his car wearing maroon tights and a black "NOFX" t-shirt. He lights up a smoke and takes a puff. Julio then walks past and tries to avoid The Hare but Hare pulls him back with a confused look on his face**

The Hare: OK, Julio...What's been with you lately? Ever since Sunburn the only think you have said to me is "have you got any petrol change?" What did I do to you??

Julio: Nothing. It's just...our past match at Sunburn was my first official DUEW match and I really thought we could beat those guys. Like, you are two time World Champ! And what are they??... a pair of misfit brothers.

The Hare: Hey! The only reason the best us is coz they cheated!

Julio: Sorry to say it Hare but no they didn't. Maybe we just aren't good enough...

The Hare: HEY! I am good enough! It is building upto Easter and it's a very busy time for me. I, like you have a family. But unlike you I have two kids! So why don't you just lay off coz Easter is meant to be a time for giving, not a time for ruining friendships!

**Julio walks away with his head dropped, leaving The hare still leaning on his car with an angry/disapointed look on his face. He takes another drag and drops the cigarette on the ground and stomps on it**

#TBC by anyone#

[Disturbed]

*A mysterious figure walks up behind the hare. the hare looks over at the wall and can see a shadow of a big guy holding something over hius head. The Hare turns in shock and sees disturbed*

*Crowd cheers wildly*

Hare- What have you got Disturbed?!

Disturbed- What this,

*he opens the bag*

Disturbed- This is full of chocolate, you know, for easter. I figured that you'd be way to stressed out about now, what with your huge match against me and all, so i took the liberty of buying your kids some chocolate. See here, these gold coins have chocolate inside them, Unlike the gold you've got around you're waist. i figured after sunburn, when I take the gold from you, that I had better be giving something back to your family!

*Crowd cheers*

*Hand Hare the bag*

Disturbed- Happy easter hare. Now, you better hop along and deliver these chocolates to the kids..right?

*Big cheer and laughter*

[Matt Hare]

The Hare: Funny! Play on words, hare...rabbit. Well I sure don't think it's funny, and neither do all my fans out there!!!

**crowd are silent with a few cheers**

The Hare: See. those fans respect me! And plus, it looks like you will have to give up your title shot with me anyway! Haha....sorry to get you all excited...

**The Hare laughs and stands right up in Disturbed's face**

[Disturbed]

I'm not giving any title shot away hare! I'm just so damn good that mr.h is making me give away some gold...haha, you know I just realised that there is another history i can add to my list- the only person who hasnt lost any title!