DUEW: The Cowards

[Matt Hare]

**Camera shows The Hare walking along the beach wearing a white long-sleeve DUEW t-shirt, fawn slacks and sunglasses. He is advertising a new DUEW magazine called "DUEW: The Superstars"**

The Hare: This is the new magazine from DUEW. It is called "DUEW: The Superstars" and tells you the opinions of some of the greatest competitors in the industry. Some superstars include myself, Jonny Stripes, Korupt (*mumbles under his breath*: That son of a bitch), Disturbed and many others. And this magazine will be iout in your nearest newsagent on Thursday for only AU$7.50!

Director: Aaaaaand cut!

The Hare: And how much am I getting payed for this?? I have a big week this week!

Director: Shut up, Hare. Howard sent you here because you are World Champ! And if you don't do this right, he is stripping you of it!

The Hare: That's good...you refered to me as World Champ. I like that...

Director: Not for long. After this week, that title will be around Disturbed's waiste for sure.

The Hare: That's it! I don't need to do this stupid ad!

**The Hare kicks one of the set-lights over and storms off. The Director then gets out his phone and dials a number**

Director: Mt Howard? I think you better get Disturbed into the room because after today, he will be new World Champ! The Hare has just stormed off...

**The Hare hears this so he stops, turns around and walks back towards the Director. He grabs the phone out of the Director's hand and begins to talk to Mr Howard**

The Hare: He's a liar, sir! I was about to ask him for the next scene when he got out his phone and called you!

Mr Howard: Well you are there now, and that's the main thing. So continue on with the ad...champ.

**The Hare hangs up and looks at the Director in anger**

The Hare: What's the use in having this stupid magazine anyway?? Everyone except myself and Julio in here are all cowards! They should re-name the magazine "DUEW: The Cowards"!

Director: Shut up and get on the set! We have an ad to make...or do you want me to call Mr Howard again??

The Hare: I'm going, I'm going!

**The Hare walks onto the set and continues shooting the ad**

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed runs onto the set, as they are filming. He pushes the hare over, and the hare lets the magazine fly. Disturbed then catches it in his hand and says*

Duew- The superstars! because this is the best mag around, I felt it necessary to be advertising it, as the best wrestler around. So don't end up like a washed up champ, such as Hare here, but become a champ and pick up your copy today!

[Matt Hare]

Director: CUT!! That was great, Disturbed!

**The Director runs over to Disturbed and gives him a praising hug. He then takes off his hat and hands it to Disturbed**

Dierctor: Would you kindly sign it?... I am the biggest Disturbed One out there!

**Disturbed smiles, gets a pen and kindly signs the hat and hands it back to the director. Just as the Director is about to walk off, Hare jumps up and grabs him by the collar**

The Hare: I demand you re-shoot that scene!

Director: But I thought you didn't even want to be in this ad...

The Hare: Well now I do...so get the cameras ready!

**The Hare lets go of the director and walks over to the beach, getting ready to re-shoot. The Director then reluctantly walks back to his chair and calls for another take**

[Disturbed]

Disturbed- O.k Hare, just try not to screw this add up like you screw up everything else. Oh and Hare, that make-up really brings out your features! HAHAHA

*Disturbed begins walking off*

Hare- SHUTUP!, It's make-up for males, anyway, loser....