party!

[Jonny Stripes]

(The scene, a party with all the faces of DUEW in attendance)
The camera focuses on Jonny Stripes with two stripe girls, the music is playing and drinks are flowing.
"...And he said to me "New tag champ? Your a disgrace Stripes" Ha ha, that Hare is a fucking idiot!!" The people talking to Jonny burst out laughing.
Suddenly there is commotion at the front door, a bouncer approaches Jonny and says
"Some guy says he knows you wants to get in"
Jonny:"Well, its a private party but..."
The 'intruder' was Hare and Julio. Jonny laughed and they get turned away...
Half an hour later Hare and Julio crawl through a small window in the bathroom, where upon Julio falls straight in the toilet and Hare lands on him...When they straighten up Hare says
"Lets break up this party"


(OOC-Reply anyone, but dont mention Hare please...let him do his own thing)

[Matt Hare]

**Hare helps Julio up, when he stands up his face is covered in toilet water. Julio then ruches over to the sink and washes his face thoroughly. They then head out of the bathroom door into the crowd of people. They push their way through to Jonny, knocking over a few people. They sit next to him and shoo off the crowd around him**

The Hare: *yelling* What's with the big party?!

Jonny: It's to celebrate me being one half of the tag champs... And how the hell did you'se get in here?? I heard you left?

The Hare: Yeah we did, but your bouncer doesn't know who he is messing with! I never knew you were tag champ...what happen?...everyone else in DUEW die or something??

Jonny: Hahaha...NO! Actually, Disturbed granted me it because he isn't allowed to hold more than 2 titles...

The Hare: But he doesn't...he only holds teh Deathmatch title now...which my mate Julio here will be winning off him any time soon!

Jonny: No, after Sunburn he will hold both the Deathmatch and World titles....

The Hare: Bull's anus he will...

**The Hare stands up, followed by Julio and goes to punch Jonny, but retaliates**

The Hare: Actually...**sits back down** get me a drink....

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed stands up, infornt of everyone, and gets ready to speak*

Disturbed- Now that we are all here..

*Glaring at the Hare and Julio*

Disturbed- I would liek to say a few things. First off, congratulations to Johnny, who in my eyes, earned the other half of the tag titles. Don't let the proud tradition of Undefeatedness for the Brothers of Destruction die, now will you Johnny*

*A little tipsy*

Johnny- Of course not mate, they are safe with me!

Disturbed- For sure. Also, I would like to thank you all, especially my fellow stable members, and my millions and millions of disturbed One's

*Party laughs*

Disturbed- for helping me become what I am today. I was a no on two months back .Now I'm an undefeated tag champ, an undefeated Deathmacth champ and soon to be an undefeated world champ.

*Party claps and cheers, bar hare. Julio begins to, but Hare glares at him and says under his breath "stop clapping you fool"*

Disturbed- Now in the intrest of good sportsmanship, I would like it if our newest uninvited party member, The hare, would come over Here

*Harte passes his drink to Julio, gets up and stands in disturbed's face*

Hare- What!

*Disturbed raises his hand to be shaken my the hare*

Disturbed..hehaha..Good luck, old mate *says Disturbed with a huge smile on his face, his hand still extended*


TBC by Hare only!

[Matt Hare]

**The Hare slaps Disturbed's hand away and pushes him off the stage, luckily he lands on the crowd who hold him up making him crowd surf**

The Hare: Me shaking your hand is like Animal having a big cock...it's never gonna happen! So next time you try hit on me, or whatever you tried....remember this!

**The Hare runs up and jumps into the crowd, they carry him for a few seconds but then realise what they are doing so they drop him on teh hard floor. He gets up and runs after Disturbed but is stopped by crowd members, he pushes them aside and continues to chase him but is all-of-a-sudden clotheslined by someone. This knocks Hare out cold, he lays on the floor until bar the venue security get to him but instead of taking care of him, they just carry him outside and throw him on the path**

[Animal]

ooc - so you want me to change it?

[Matt Hare]

OOC: Yes....isn't it a bit obvious?

[Jonny Stripes]

OOC- Look, i dont know what the fucking problem between you two are, but get over it...it is cheapening the quality of posts and frankly gives me the shits...if you are going to feud please keep it impersonal

[Jonny Stripes]

The party has cleared out and Jonny has just payed the owner (In cash, of course!!)
He iswalking along the streets, a bit cold, so he tightens his jacket, suddenly a limo pulls up beside him
The Hare and Julio inside, they call him over
"What do you clowns want now?"
Hare:"We just want to talk, can we go somewhere private"
"What about, Hare??"
Hare:"A business...proposition"
"Ok, how about lets say oh... a million years, and lets say in hell?"
Hare:"We are serious here"
"OK, do you know disturbeds bar? "Thin Lizzys" meet us there in one hour"
Hare:"Ok you fu...."
The rest of the sentence is muffled as Hare winds up his window

One hour later Hare and Julio arrive at the bar...immediately uncomfartable at the seediness of it...
Julio:"Hare, I dont like this place"
Random 1:"I'm gonna get myself a piece of that"
Julio:"See, the people are dirty"
Random 2:"Gonna make you my Spanish bitch"
Julio:"I'M PORTUGESE NOT SPANISH" Shouting loudly at a man twice his size. Julio quickly backs away into Hare
Julio:"These people are scum Hare, lets go..."
Hare:"NO! We have to find Jonny and Disturbed"

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed comes out with Johnny form behind the counter*
Disturbed- I see you guys are admiring my bar.

Hare- Admiring, this place, its a piece of shit!*

Disturbed- Well, I've been wanting to do it up a bit, but I've had too little time on my hands..whyat with winning everything and all.
Hare- What did you two want anyway?!?...


TBC by stripes only!

[Animal]

ooc - hey disturbed or jonny add me into it unless you dont wanna

[Jonny Stripes]

Hare:"I'll tell you what i want"
julio:"He will tell you when he is ready"
Hare:"Shut up Julio, I'm ready"
Disturbed:"Go on"
Hare:"Well, by the look of this place you need money, BADLY!"
"ha ha"
Julio:"BE QUIET THE GREAT HARE IS TALKING"
Jonny stares down Julio, and hare continues
Hare:"Look, you two have matches this week, one against me for my precious, broken titleand the other against Julio"
Everyone laughs, even Julio but he probably doesnt realise why.
hare:"So, we can beat you but we'd rather not have the trouble"
"Hare, you better not say what i think your going to say"
Hare produces a envelope packed full of money and slides on the bar, whistling inconspicuiscly.
Jonny and Disturbed look at each other, at Hare, each other and Julio before nodding and blasting a sharp whistle.
A swarm of guys pick up Hare and Julio and chuck them through the front door outside, where they land heavily on thei arse's with wild hoots heard from inside...

(OOC-Hey chris, you might wanna change your last line from Hare cos they asked us to meet them...by the way Animal you are not joined at our hips and if we felt it nescessary to have this enacted then it would be.Understand?)

[Animal]

ooc - i was just sugesting for peets sake

[Jonny Stripes]

ooc- i know you were and it was a bad suggestion, late at night, after a party would you bother to go to a bad bar for no reason other than the off chance that your mortal enemys may turn up

[Animal]

ooc - good point ill shut up now