Post by Jonny Stripes on Mar 25, 2005 21:51:14 GMT 10
Jonny Stripes is down by the area where the ring should be, but isnt. It is elevated high above the arena, and in its place a army course.
Jonny is standing with a mike and in army trousers and a green tank top and says
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, as you can see this is an arm course, used to discover the toughest, fastest, strongest and smartest DUEW wrestler"
(Crowd roar with approval)
"So onto our competitors, first NICHO Z (Nicho raises his arms and beats his chest), Animal(flexes and smiles), Disturbed(continues stretching), Knightmare (keeps eyes focused on course) and The Hare(spits and doesnt do anything)."
Suddenly Julio runs down to great laughter from the crowd, he lines up to take his place in the line.
"So without further ado, the competition will begin"
A gun sound goes off and the competitors race off
Hare and Jonny are leading after the first leg, a muddy trench in which Julio trips and comes last, as they keep moving Animal and Disturbed are closing in after climbing a giant cargo wall, then Hare trips Jonny and gains a big lead as tnhey approach a big wall with a rope trailing down it to climb with...this is where Nicho takes the lead, using his massive muscles to pull himself up quickly...suddenly they are on the final leg, barbed wire hurdles, each competitor is within 2 feet of each other, competition tight. However Julio bursts through to win after, instead of jumping the hurdles dodging under them. Jonny announces the winner as video pipes through he titantron.
"Ok, it seems like...like..like...Julio is our winner??"
Everyone asks "What?" except Julio who starts cheering wildly.
"Second was Hare, then Nicho 3rd, myself 4th, Disturbed, Animal andKnightmare last"
Hard Knoxx troop up to the the back,. covered in mud, Hare sits down asking continuosly "How?" and then Jonny approaches the victorious Julio, with trophy in hand and motions Animal and Disturbed, who look confused but come over and then hoist the proud Julio to their shoulders, then The Bros. of Destruction move to the mud trench and Jonny gives Julio a thumbs up....THEN A THUMBS DOWN and Animal and Disturbed dump Julio into the mud trench and stand around laughing while Hare pays no attention to the floundering Julio, who is looking for his trophy...
Jonny is standing with a mike and in army trousers and a green tank top and says
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, as you can see this is an arm course, used to discover the toughest, fastest, strongest and smartest DUEW wrestler"
(Crowd roar with approval)
"So onto our competitors, first NICHO Z (Nicho raises his arms and beats his chest), Animal(flexes and smiles), Disturbed(continues stretching), Knightmare (keeps eyes focused on course) and The Hare(spits and doesnt do anything)."
Suddenly Julio runs down to great laughter from the crowd, he lines up to take his place in the line.
"So without further ado, the competition will begin"
A gun sound goes off and the competitors race off
Hare and Jonny are leading after the first leg, a muddy trench in which Julio trips and comes last, as they keep moving Animal and Disturbed are closing in after climbing a giant cargo wall, then Hare trips Jonny and gains a big lead as tnhey approach a big wall with a rope trailing down it to climb with...this is where Nicho takes the lead, using his massive muscles to pull himself up quickly...suddenly they are on the final leg, barbed wire hurdles, each competitor is within 2 feet of each other, competition tight. However Julio bursts through to win after, instead of jumping the hurdles dodging under them. Jonny announces the winner as video pipes through he titantron.
"Ok, it seems like...like..like...Julio is our winner??"
Everyone asks "What?" except Julio who starts cheering wildly.
"Second was Hare, then Nicho 3rd, myself 4th, Disturbed, Animal andKnightmare last"
Hard Knoxx troop up to the the back,. covered in mud, Hare sits down asking continuosly "How?" and then Jonny approaches the victorious Julio, with trophy in hand and motions Animal and Disturbed, who look confused but come over and then hoist the proud Julio to their shoulders, then The Bros. of Destruction move to the mud trench and Jonny gives Julio a thumbs up....THEN A THUMBS DOWN and Animal and Disturbed dump Julio into the mud trench and stand around laughing while Hare pays no attention to the floundering Julio, who is looking for his trophy...
because i didnt get why you did it to show that julio is better than us wot?? 
