Post by Matt Hare on Jul 20, 2006 17:06:50 GMT 10
**Matt Hare is sitting alone at the Club DUEW bar, wearing a brown Polosport pullover, with a green polo underneath and grey slacks. He is looking very dull, singing to himself with a glass in his hand. A bartender then walks up to the bar**
Bartender: You want me to top that up, Matt?
Matt Hare: Nahh, I was actually thinking of leaving.
Bartender: No way, Hare. This place is pumping...get out there on the dancefloor and show 'em what you got. Hey, where's your mates?
Matt Hare: They've got a match this week and they are having a little bitch about it. I'm trying not to take sides...
Bartender: Oh, ok. Well...don't be leaving now!
Matt Hare: Hmm. This place has really dropped off since it opened.
**Hare turns around and the bartender is on the other side of the bar serving another customer. Shaking his head, Matt gets up and goes to leave but someone steps in his road. Hare ties to walk around the man, but he keeps getting in his path. Losing his cool, Matt pushes him away. As the man turns around, it is Ken Paradise, dancing with one of the 'babies'**
Ken Paradise: Hey! Watch it there, little man.
Matt Hare: Ehh, shut up, Paradise I'm bigger than you.
Ken Paradise: Wanna put some money on that?
Matt Hare: Oh I am. I've got a fat wallet...too bad you don't.
**Ken laughs and pulls out a $50 note from his back pocket and holds it in the air**
Matt Hare: Hahahahaha! Are you serious?! Fifty dollars? Yeah, whatever.
**Hare shakes his head, pulls out $50 from his pocket and hands it to Ken before trying to walk off. Ken stops him**
Ken Paradise: Where do you think you're going?
Matt Hare: I'm not going to waste my time on earning fifty bucks. Doy uo realise how much money I actually make, Ken? I make over seven thousand dollars a day! I bet I have sold more merchandise today than you have this week - and don't even try to sell t-shirts. See, the fans like you because you're nice to them. The fans buy my crap because I'm a great wrestler.
Ken Paradise: I could out-wrestle you any day, any time!
Matt Hare: Well tat's nice to know. Anyway, time is money...and so am I!
**Hare tries to push past Ken again, but gets stopped by Paradise's hand**
Ken Paradise: You're not going anywhere!
Bartender: You want me to top that up, Matt?
Matt Hare: Nahh, I was actually thinking of leaving.
Bartender: No way, Hare. This place is pumping...get out there on the dancefloor and show 'em what you got. Hey, where's your mates?
Matt Hare: They've got a match this week and they are having a little bitch about it. I'm trying not to take sides...
Bartender: Oh, ok. Well...don't be leaving now!
Matt Hare: Hmm. This place has really dropped off since it opened.
**Hare turns around and the bartender is on the other side of the bar serving another customer. Shaking his head, Matt gets up and goes to leave but someone steps in his road. Hare ties to walk around the man, but he keeps getting in his path. Losing his cool, Matt pushes him away. As the man turns around, it is Ken Paradise, dancing with one of the 'babies'**
Ken Paradise: Hey! Watch it there, little man.
Matt Hare: Ehh, shut up, Paradise I'm bigger than you.
Ken Paradise: Wanna put some money on that?
Matt Hare: Oh I am. I've got a fat wallet...too bad you don't.
**Ken laughs and pulls out a $50 note from his back pocket and holds it in the air**
Matt Hare: Hahahahaha! Are you serious?! Fifty dollars? Yeah, whatever.
**Hare shakes his head, pulls out $50 from his pocket and hands it to Ken before trying to walk off. Ken stops him**
Ken Paradise: Where do you think you're going?
Matt Hare: I'm not going to waste my time on earning fifty bucks. Doy uo realise how much money I actually make, Ken? I make over seven thousand dollars a day! I bet I have sold more merchandise today than you have this week - and don't even try to sell t-shirts. See, the fans like you because you're nice to them. The fans buy my crap because I'm a great wrestler.
Ken Paradise: I could out-wrestle you any day, any time!
Matt Hare: Well tat's nice to know. Anyway, time is money...and so am I!
**Hare tries to push past Ken again, but gets stopped by Paradise's hand**
Ken Paradise: You're not going anywhere!
