Partners...not friends.

[Matt Hare]

**As it comes back from a commercial break on DUEW War Zone, Matt Hare and Julio are standing in the middle of the ring, Matt wearing a navy blue checkered suit with white shirt and silver tie, with his Tag Title in one hand and a mic in the other and Julio wearing a black suit with dark purple shirt and light pink tie, with His Tag belt around is waist under his suit jacket and the Australian Title in his hand**

Matt Hare: Last week on Friday Night Sunburn Julio pinned a former friend of ours, Joey Malone to win his covented DUEW Australian Championship for the second time.

**The crowd boo**

Matt Hare: ...With a little help from yours truely, of course. But he still pinned him, and he is the rightful owner of that title. But winning that title wasn't the only achievment us two achieved on Friday Night. Oh, nonono. We achieved many great things, for instance - so you see Joey Malone booked to compete this week on Sunburn? No. And that is because of US! We ended that guys career, and we ended the travesty that was World Class Lineup. We are no longer a three man team, we are a tag team! Oh, Joey - I was talking to Mr Howard ove the phone just earlier and you are no longer a co-holder of this belt...haha...sorry!

**Hare holds his tag belt above his head and Julio slaps it with his free hand as the crowd boo the pair**

Matt Hare: But we aren't out here to brag about our recent accomplishments. We are out here to celebrate Julio's new title birth! Sound crew, hit the music!

**Instead of party music hitting the speakers, the arena goes black and the crowd begin to boo. A blue stroke of lightning his the stage and 'Ministry of Darkness' hits the speakers, with Nightmare coming out from backstage with his World Title around his waist. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, staring down Hare and Julio. As he walks up the steps and gets into the ring, the lights go back on and he fetches himself a microphone**

Matt Hare: Nighty. I see you've come to join the party. Hey, eerybody...lets congratulate Nightmare on his World Title win!

Nightmare: Actually, how about we don't. Now I know you two are all excited about your little title win and all, but we have a match this week against Nicho "Z", Mr Lover and Ken Paradise!

Matt Hare: And?

Nightmare: Get backstage! We're gonna train!!

Matt Hare: Now you listen and you listen good, Nightmare. We may be partners this week in the six man tag match, and I've said it a hundred times, you've said it a thousand - that doesn't mean we are friends. We get what's done this week, and then I get a match with you. When I beat your ass, I get a shot at that World Heavyweight Title.

**Matt pokes the World Title with his finger**

Nightmare: You touch my title belt again and I'll break your arm!

**Julio snatches the mic off Hare**

Julio: What he's trying to say is that we're only together this week, Nightmare. After that - that title is fair game for Matt!

Nightmare: I know what he's saying you stupid man! And what I'm saying is how bout you two get your asses backstage and hit the gym...cause you are certainly going to need it.

[Ken Paradise]

"Ticket To Heaven" by 3 Doors Down hit the hall and golden fireworks comes out from the board volcano style /Randy Orton/ and the crowd stand on their feet cheering "Paradise, Paradise". Ken Paradise comes out and poses on the ramp. When He makes the signal and many golden fireworks comes out from the ramp. Ken goes down the ramp shaking hands with the audience. He greets the crowd from the top rope and then steps on the ring. He takes a mic and looks at the guys from head to toe."

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: What's up .... losers?[/glow]

"The crowd cheers."

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Did I heard right? Joey Malone and win in one sentence? No no no no no .... Someone from you guys and win in on sentence? What? Did you smoked some weed before coming here? [/glow]

"The crowd cheers."

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Are ya druged? Coz if you are I heard that Australia has some pretty good hospitals for it. You canfight it if you want... No! You have to fight it! I bet the weed hunger is really strong but ... You need to fght back.. I know you can make it if ya try! You need to stop it! You are making a joke out of ya! On the national televison![/glow]

"The crowd cheers."

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Now let me tell ya one thing. You didn't won. And I can tell ya why. Coz I give something you couldn't give to the crowd. Entertainment! And if you were one true wrestlers you will know the meaning of the word. But you don't ... And that makes you "World Class Fuck ups!"[/glow]

"The crowd cheers."

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: I gave my soul, my blod and heart. I gave everything I had in my match. And I gave the same things in my second match. And you know what that means? It means that I am a real champion and you are a second grade wanna-bees with a toys around their wais. But the title doesn't make the champ. The champ makes the title![/glow]

"The crowd cheers."

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: If I were ya ... I would be very careful coz I am the bully in this hood. And when I want your toys I am gonna get them.[/glow]

"Ken taps Hare with two fingers on his nose and the crowd cheers."

[glow=yellow,2,300]Ken: Get it?[/glow]

[Matt Hare]

**Both Matt and Julio look at Ken with confusion**

Matt Hare: What? I did not understand ONE word of that... All I understand from that whole little speech is that I pinned you 1...2...3 last week, and that means I'm the next World Champion!

**Crowd boo**

Matt Hare: But it doesn't matter what you said, all that matters is that at Suburn we're going to come out on top - just like we did in the annual IQ test.

**Julio nudges Hare in the side and they both laugh**

Matt Hare: What are you waiting for, you poor bastard? Do you need yet another invitation or do you want the Australian Champion to show you out?!

Ken Paradise: I'm not stepping down. I'll take on both of you if I need to. Because I need you to know one thing...you couldn't beat me cleanly last week, and you won't be able to this week, or next week, or in a month. You will never beat me cleanly because you know I'm a hell of a lot better than you!

Matt Hare: Beter than me? Hmm...lets determine that, mate! I'm a four time World Champion, a 3 Time Tag Champion, First Ever Survivor Cup winner, Hall of Famer...

Ken Paradise: You've done this before. Get something new, Matt. You may have won more titles than me, anf you may have more money than me...but I have something you don't have; respect!

Matt Hare: Respect? From who? These fans?! These fans are stupid...they'll cheer anyone that sucks up to them and makes them feel thin!

Ken Paradise: These people aren't stupid. These great DUEW fans respect me because I've put my heart and soul into this business, not found it on schoolies and decided to take it up. These people respect me because I come out here and entertain them EVERY TIME I get into this ring.

Matt Hare: Yatta, yatta, yatta. Shut the HELL up, Paradise! Actually, Nightmare...I'm going to take you offer up - I don't wanna be seen near this bogan.

**Matt throws the mic on the ground and he and Julio slide out of the ring, followed by Nightmare. Hare and Julio walk backwards up the ramp - yelling at Paradise but Nightmare orders them to turn around and concentrate as they disappear backstage, leaving Ken Paradise smiling in the ring**

[Ken Paradise]

OOC- I am not sure what "bogan" means ... Sorry! The teachers don't teach us dirty talk in school... ^^
Can I attack you guys?

[Matt Hare]

OOC: A bogan is just a poor person that hasn't got much education and swears a fair bit. And wears crappy clothes like flannelette shirts. It doesn't matter what it means, it's just something 'offensive.' Yes, you can attack me but don't take it too far, and get Lover and Nicho involved so it is still somewhat realistic.

[Ken Paradise]

OOC- Yeah ... I was thinking that Lover can attack ya and then Ken can join in. Can we continue this althought the deadline is up? I wanna see what will happen.

[Matt Hare]

OOC: Yeah, and have Nicho attack Nightmare.