Post by Matt Hare on Aug 3, 2006 20:25:05 GMT 10
**The camera cuts to a dark graveyard where, in the distance Matt Hare and Julio are standing a foot deep in a hole - digging a grave. The camera goes over to them and Hare looks up, dropping the shovel**
Matt Hare: See, Nightmare. We aren't scared!
**Puffing heavily, Matt picks up the shovel, looks around and digs furiously before climbing out of the hole**
Matt Hare: But no, we aren't here for fun, nor for our own good health. We are here to save your family money. That's right you poor bastard, we're digging you a grave... Julio. Stop wasting your energy...I've got the money remember!
**Juilo jumps out of the hole and Hare whistles. On command, a big truck with a 'scoop' on the front (sorry, don't know what they're called) comes and starts to dig the grave**
Matt Hare: So it seems that title won't be the only thing I'm taking off you...but also the responsibility of digging a grave. God I'm a great guy!
Julio: So when this guy becomes the World Heavyweight Champion...you can have a nice little nap right in that 6 foot deep hole and all the pain will go away.
**Then, out of no-where Nightmare jumps into shot and stares at Matt and Julio - scaring the bajebus out of them. Shivering, the two slowly back away from the World Champion until Nightmare runs and hits a running Big Boot to Julio's face. Hare then tries to run away but he trips over and lands on his back. Nightmare clenches his hand around Matt's neck, lifts him to his feet and chokeslams him into the grave, then laughing to himself**
Nightmare: Fill it up!
**The 'digger' grabs a scoop full of dirt and dumps it in the grave. Nightmare then dusts his hands off and walks away as the digger continues to fill the grave and Julio is kneeling next to it screaming Matt's name**
OOC: Though this isn't meant to be said, please don't comtinue this RP
Matt Hare: See, Nightmare. We aren't scared!
**Puffing heavily, Matt picks up the shovel, looks around and digs furiously before climbing out of the hole**
Matt Hare: But no, we aren't here for fun, nor for our own good health. We are here to save your family money. That's right you poor bastard, we're digging you a grave... Julio. Stop wasting your energy...I've got the money remember!
**Juilo jumps out of the hole and Hare whistles. On command, a big truck with a 'scoop' on the front (sorry, don't know what they're called) comes and starts to dig the grave**
Matt Hare: So it seems that title won't be the only thing I'm taking off you...but also the responsibility of digging a grave. God I'm a great guy!
Julio: So when this guy becomes the World Heavyweight Champion...you can have a nice little nap right in that 6 foot deep hole and all the pain will go away.
**Then, out of no-where Nightmare jumps into shot and stares at Matt and Julio - scaring the bajebus out of them. Shivering, the two slowly back away from the World Champion until Nightmare runs and hits a running Big Boot to Julio's face. Hare then tries to run away but he trips over and lands on his back. Nightmare clenches his hand around Matt's neck, lifts him to his feet and chokeslams him into the grave, then laughing to himself**
Nightmare: Fill it up!
**The 'digger' grabs a scoop full of dirt and dumps it in the grave. Nightmare then dusts his hands off and walks away as the digger continues to fill the grave and Julio is kneeling next to it screaming Matt's name**
OOC: Though this isn't meant to be said, please don't comtinue this RP
