Post by Ken Paradise on Aug 15, 2006 12:12:16 GMT 10
[Ken enters Mr. Lover’s locker room where SCSA and Lemm are drinking their beer. He starts to look around and asks.]
Ken: Is my bro here?
SCSA: Nope!
Ken: Where is he?
SCSA: He went to take some more beer why?
Ken: I gotta talk with ya …
Lemm: What is it Kenny? You look worried…
Ken: Coz I am … And don’t call me Kenny!!!!
Lemm: Sorry! Chill it! What is it?
Ken: The mailman just gave me a letter.
SCSA: Wow, Lemm! The mailmen are giving letters! What’s next? The Cowboys will have cows?
Lemm: Yeah … Hate to tell ya boy but that’s their job I guess. There is nothing to worry about.
Ken: No you drink shits! It was the letter! What can ya see on this photo?
[Ken gives a photo to SCSA and Lemm.]
Lemm: Naked Woman ….
SCSA: A beautiful naked woman…
Lemm; A beautiful naked woman with big …
Ken: Enough! Do you know who this is?
SCSA: Nope! Should we?
Ken: Yes! That’s my bro’s fiancee.
[SCSA and Lemm look closer and the throws the photo on the floor.]
SCSA: EWWWW!!! I saw my best friend’s girl!
Lemm: It’s almost to see his wife naked…. Hey! Wasn’t I your best friend?
SCSA: Do ya have a fiancee?
Lemm: Hell no!
SCSA: Then I can’t see your girlfriend naked can I?
[Lem nods. He then looks at Ken then at SCSA and back at Ken!]
Lemm: Dude! How sick are ya?
SCSA: Come here so I can give ya a stunner you sick little SOB….
Ken: Guys! It wasn’t me who took the photos!
SCSA: Then who was it?
Ken: I don’t know they were in the letter….
Lemm: I see ….
Ken: Do ya? OK! Then what are we gonna do?
Lemm: Go and kick the mailman’s ass.
[Ken looks at Lemm.]
Ken: Why?
Lemm: Coz he was the one who shoot Gail right?
Ken: No! Or at least I doubt so…
SCSA: Then who was it?
Ken: Will you stop with this “then who was it?” thing?
SCSA: OK! But who was it?
Ken: ARHHHH! From where I suppose to know? The photo came with that.
[Ken gives the beer drinkers one sheet of paper.]
SCSA: Ahh … Kenny my boy can ya read it to me?
Ken: Don’t call me Kenny! And how come you could see Gail’s photots but you can’t read it?
Lemm: No fair! We didn’t knew it was Gail.
SCSA: Yeah .. till you told us.
Ken: OK! OK! “Lover, if you try to win your match in the next show I’ll send these and many more pictures on your naked fiancee to the magazines in Australia and USA. Try to do something stupid and the whole world will see your girl naked. It’s your choise.”
[Ken looks at SCSA and Lemm who looks worried more than Ken.]
OOC- If you ask politely I may post the photos (they are not fake or made by photoshop ;D)
Ken: Is my bro here?
SCSA: Nope!
Ken: Where is he?
SCSA: He went to take some more beer why?
Ken: I gotta talk with ya …
Lemm: What is it Kenny? You look worried…
Ken: Coz I am … And don’t call me Kenny!!!!
Lemm: Sorry! Chill it! What is it?
Ken: The mailman just gave me a letter.
SCSA: Wow, Lemm! The mailmen are giving letters! What’s next? The Cowboys will have cows?
Lemm: Yeah … Hate to tell ya boy but that’s their job I guess. There is nothing to worry about.
Ken: No you drink shits! It was the letter! What can ya see on this photo?
[Ken gives a photo to SCSA and Lemm.]
Lemm: Naked Woman ….
SCSA: A beautiful naked woman…
Lemm; A beautiful naked woman with big …
Ken: Enough! Do you know who this is?
SCSA: Nope! Should we?
Ken: Yes! That’s my bro’s fiancee.
[SCSA and Lemm look closer and the throws the photo on the floor.]
SCSA: EWWWW!!! I saw my best friend’s girl!
Lemm: It’s almost to see his wife naked…. Hey! Wasn’t I your best friend?
SCSA: Do ya have a fiancee?
Lemm: Hell no!
SCSA: Then I can’t see your girlfriend naked can I?
[Lem nods. He then looks at Ken then at SCSA and back at Ken!]
Lemm: Dude! How sick are ya?
SCSA: Come here so I can give ya a stunner you sick little SOB….
Ken: Guys! It wasn’t me who took the photos!
SCSA: Then who was it?
Ken: I don’t know they were in the letter….
Lemm: I see ….
Ken: Do ya? OK! Then what are we gonna do?
Lemm: Go and kick the mailman’s ass.
[Ken looks at Lemm.]
Ken: Why?
Lemm: Coz he was the one who shoot Gail right?
Ken: No! Or at least I doubt so…
SCSA: Then who was it?
Ken: Will you stop with this “then who was it?” thing?
SCSA: OK! But who was it?
Ken: ARHHHH! From where I suppose to know? The photo came with that.
[Ken gives the beer drinkers one sheet of paper.]
SCSA: Ahh … Kenny my boy can ya read it to me?
Ken: Don’t call me Kenny! And how come you could see Gail’s photots but you can’t read it?
Lemm: No fair! We didn’t knew it was Gail.
SCSA: Yeah .. till you told us.
Ken: OK! OK! “Lover, if you try to win your match in the next show I’ll send these and many more pictures on your naked fiancee to the magazines in Australia and USA. Try to do something stupid and the whole world will see your girl naked. It’s your choise.”
[Ken looks at SCSA and Lemm who looks worried more than Ken.]
OOC- If you ask politely I may post the photos (they are not fake or made by photoshop ;D)
