Punk rock, dude!

[Matt Hare]

"Stand" hits the arena and the crowd go crazy. The sound of a motrbike sounds and they all jump to their feet as Matt Hare, with a long brown frizzy wig on, wearing a torn black Nirvana t-shirt with torn black jeans and thongs, and Julio, with a bald cap on, wearing a black AC/DC ripped sleveless t-shirt, with stained white jeans short and Dr Martens come out on push bikes as the crowd's cheers wuickly switch to boos. They make their way down the ramp and into the ring, giving the crowd the 'horns' hand symbol and poking their tongues out. They get into the ring, pull Light Beer cans out of their pockets, open them and slowly chug them down. When they are finished, they stumble around the ring and start acting drunk**

Matt Hare: Yibbidy-yo bros!!

**Hare holds his empty beer can in the air and the crowd boo**

Matt Hare: Yeeuh! Now that is punk fucking rock, man!

**Hare holds the can up again and the crowd start to boo louder and louder**

Matt Hare: I'm Landy and this guy here - is Stoned Old Jeeve Austin! We're just out here to tell you that we aint gonna win them titles oof Hare and Hoooooolio! No! You know why? WHY? Cause we are a couple of drugged up bogans. YEEHAW!

**Hare and Julio, a.k.a. Landy and Jeeve start to trip around the ring and act even 'drunker' than before. Landy places the beer can on the ground and stomps on it - he then throws it into the crowd and they continue to hold up the 'horns' as the crowd boo the crap out of them**

Landy: But before we go and get DRUUUNK off some more light beer and hire three and a bit more hookers...we've got one last think to say to 'yall!!

Matt Hare: (Regular Voice) That Stone Cold and Lemmy, a.k.a the 'Beer Drinkers' have absoloutley no chance against us on Friday Night! And to prove that, I got a whole lot of money in my bank and I've gone and given a hell of a lot of it to the DUEW bookie...*cough*Brendan Howard*cough*...to say that we are going to retain those tag titles! And hopefully then they realise something that us two have, and hopefully all of you people in this crowd have realised - that they are the biggest deros in the company...and they will realise that it's not only getting 'chicks' that they fail miserably at! Hahahaha

**The crowd boo the pair loudly as Hare and Julio rip their wig/caps off, and their t-shirts, throw them on the mat and spit on them**

[Stone Cold]

OOC - Hilarious stuff man!!!

[As the two of them are about to leave the ring "Alright" by Supergrass sounds over the speakers. They both look at each other confused when Austin and Lemmy comes out. Austin is with a wig on his head dressed in green tights with the dollar sign. Lemmy is dressed in a dress and is walking next to Austin. Austin goes to the ring throwing money in the crowd and Lemmy is walking with him cheering. When they get near the ring they get mics.]

Lemmy [with a woman's voice]: Do you want me to open the ropes for you Mr.Here?

Austin: No! Openning your legs every night is enough, Juliet.

[The crowd starts laughing as Matt and Julio look at their opponents pissed. Lemmy and Austin get on the ring and look at Hare and Julio.]

Austin: Hey, Juliet... Who are these peasants standing on my ring?

Lemmy: I don't know but it's not really your ring, Mr.Here?

Austin: Of course it's mine! Everything is mine as long as I have my money! Isn't that right, peasant?

[Austin gives the mic to Hare who looks at him in anger and knocks the wig away from your head. The crowd starts cheering as Austin smiles.]

Austin: You didn't like our performance?

Matt: Like it? This was the worst freak show to be ever seen.

[Austin looks at Lemmy and they both smile.]

Austin: Sorry... mates.

[The crowd cheers.]

Austin: Unfortunately it is not really us to play fags.

[The crowd cheers as Lemmy tears his dress apart.]

Austin: However, I have to admit that it really suits you!

[The crowd lets a massive cheer and Hare is very close to punching Austin.]

Austin: Now lets cut the bullshit and give the people their money worth, Lemm!

[The crowd cheer. Matt and Julio get in a fighting stance but Austin and Lemmy turn their backs to their opponent and put their panths down. On their asses they have written: "Here is a peice of ass you'll never have, fags!". The crowd starts cheering.]