Post by Julio on Aug 16, 2006 19:42:40 GMT 10
The camera shows lots of people filing into the DUEW Arena, ready for this week's War Zone. After showing a few fans' shout-outs and favourites, it shows Matt Hare, wearing a maroon suit with a black shirt and a maroon/black checkered tie, and Julio Gonzales, wearing a navy suit with a white shirt and red tie standing infront of the arena, holding microphones with their tag titles over their shoulders
Julio: Welcome to the first ever broadcast of 'DUEW Cyber Experience'...exclusive to DUEW.com
Matt Hare: That's right folks, and to top off this history making event, it will be hosted by us two - Matt Hare and Julio Gonzales.
Julio: The DUEW Tag Team Champions!
Matt Hare: So sit back and get ready for one of the best internet broadcasts to date!
Julio: First off we will be taking you back to last Sunburn where Matt 'The Money' Hare defeated the DUEW World Champion, Nightmare!
The clip of Julio running down the ramp with the chair and tapping Hare on the head is played. It shows the aftermath where Hare and Julio celebrate on the ramp and laugh at Nightmare
Matt Hare: Oh what a great match that was...and what better result could it have been? Now, because of those S.O.B's at DUEW media managment, we'll show you where KEn Paradise defeated Julio...
The clip plays showing highlights of the match with the pair. It replays the video of Ken performing the SSP on Julio over and over in slow motion, then Ken covering him for the three count
Julio: What the... Who the hell made that video?! I thought we agreed to no show the Shooting Star Press!!
Matt Hare: Now, the triple thread match between Pyro, Mr Lover and Brett Hart. But before we cut to the clip, I gotta add that I just love the Sin Creatures. They are not only HAHT...but they know how to get the job done.
The video of the triple threat match plays, showing where the Sin Creatures his a con-chair-to on Lover which takes him out of the match. Then Pyro making Hart tap with the triangle hold
Julio: Man they're hot! Anywho - now to Wacky Wednesday. Which I believe was one of the worst nights in DUEW history! Not only did that happy boy, Mr Lover cheat me out of the Australian Title but he hasn't shown up around here at all this week. That is why I order Nicho "Z" to give me another shot at that title. It doesn't matter where it is, I don't care if it's on War Zone, Sunburn or if it's at Hotter Than Hell. It doesn't matter when it is...cause I know that I'm a better wrestler than him...and I will stick with this company, not go off during the week and wrestle in Japan!
Matt Hare: Ok, calm down, Hooles. Nicho - just give him a shot and he won't keep bugging you...
Julio: Ok, ok. Also at Wacky Wednesday, those beer drinking Beer Drinkers faced off against eachother.
Matt Hare: That was really bad. Crew, could we cut the 'beer drinking' part out when it goes on the net? Yeah, thanks. Anyway. Yes, the Beer Drinkers did face off and it was a horrific match. It was just two big hairy, talentless men trading punches and the match ended with a kick?! Come on...why did they even air that? I would give their match a, what? 1/10?
Julio: If that... I wouldn't give it a rating.
Matt Hare: Yeah! Lets just say it was appauling. Also on the card for Wacky Wednesday was this year's King of the Deathmatches.
Julio: Last year they dedicated a pay per view to it, but they chopped it...just like King of the Ring, and added it to another pay per view. In my opinion, this was a typial Deathmatch. Infact, I wouldn't even call that a deathmatch, at least real deathmatches show yard tards' careers ending...this one was like a walk in the park! I didn't see one of the three competitors break their neck or back!
Matt Hare: Yes it was disappointing...but what can you expect from a fat rednut, a hasbeen and a masked maniac?
Julio: And finally, the Main Event. It was a Double Trouble match for the World Title. The Nightmare vs Ken Paradise vs Joseph Malone vs this guy, Matt 'The Money' Hare. Now this match was very disappointing.
Matt Hare: Damn straight it was. I tried my hardest to put on a brilliant match, but those three couldn't put on a good match if it was a pair of $300 wrestling tights. And to top off my great effort, what was I rewarded with? Getting hurled from one ring to another, only to end up not winning the match?!
Julio: At least you didn't lose it, Matt. Not like that Joey Malone.
Matt Hare: Yes, I didn't lose the match. So, just like my friend here, I'm ordering Nicho "Z" to give me another shot at the World Title! I don't care where it is, when it is, I just want the singles shot I deserve!
Julio: And our time is up. To end the show, we're going to leave you with a few final thoughts...
Matt Hare: Beer Drinkers, you're fat and gay at hotmail dot com.
Julio: Nicho, you better find a partner cause we're coming for you.
Matt Hare: And finally, Nightmare, if Nicho doesn't give me the shot I deserve...then you better be man enough to put the title on the line!
*End of broadcast*
OOC: Well this is a new concept people can use for their roleplays. Please only have one a week, and make it realistic, people!
Also, DUEW Cyber Experience roleplays are not to be continued.
Julio: Welcome to the first ever broadcast of 'DUEW Cyber Experience'...exclusive to DUEW.com
Matt Hare: That's right folks, and to top off this history making event, it will be hosted by us two - Matt Hare and Julio Gonzales.
Julio: The DUEW Tag Team Champions!
Matt Hare: So sit back and get ready for one of the best internet broadcasts to date!
Julio: First off we will be taking you back to last Sunburn where Matt 'The Money' Hare defeated the DUEW World Champion, Nightmare!
The clip of Julio running down the ramp with the chair and tapping Hare on the head is played. It shows the aftermath where Hare and Julio celebrate on the ramp and laugh at Nightmare
Matt Hare: Oh what a great match that was...and what better result could it have been? Now, because of those S.O.B's at DUEW media managment, we'll show you where KEn Paradise defeated Julio...
The clip plays showing highlights of the match with the pair. It replays the video of Ken performing the SSP on Julio over and over in slow motion, then Ken covering him for the three count
Julio: What the... Who the hell made that video?! I thought we agreed to no show the Shooting Star Press!!
Matt Hare: Now, the triple thread match between Pyro, Mr Lover and Brett Hart. But before we cut to the clip, I gotta add that I just love the Sin Creatures. They are not only HAHT...but they know how to get the job done.
The video of the triple threat match plays, showing where the Sin Creatures his a con-chair-to on Lover which takes him out of the match. Then Pyro making Hart tap with the triangle hold
Julio: Man they're hot! Anywho - now to Wacky Wednesday. Which I believe was one of the worst nights in DUEW history! Not only did that happy boy, Mr Lover cheat me out of the Australian Title but he hasn't shown up around here at all this week. That is why I order Nicho "Z" to give me another shot at that title. It doesn't matter where it is, I don't care if it's on War Zone, Sunburn or if it's at Hotter Than Hell. It doesn't matter when it is...cause I know that I'm a better wrestler than him...and I will stick with this company, not go off during the week and wrestle in Japan!
Matt Hare: Ok, calm down, Hooles. Nicho - just give him a shot and he won't keep bugging you...
Julio: Ok, ok. Also at Wacky Wednesday, those beer drinking Beer Drinkers faced off against eachother.
Matt Hare: That was really bad. Crew, could we cut the 'beer drinking' part out when it goes on the net? Yeah, thanks. Anyway. Yes, the Beer Drinkers did face off and it was a horrific match. It was just two big hairy, talentless men trading punches and the match ended with a kick?! Come on...why did they even air that? I would give their match a, what? 1/10?
Julio: If that... I wouldn't give it a rating.
Matt Hare: Yeah! Lets just say it was appauling. Also on the card for Wacky Wednesday was this year's King of the Deathmatches.
Julio: Last year they dedicated a pay per view to it, but they chopped it...just like King of the Ring, and added it to another pay per view. In my opinion, this was a typial Deathmatch. Infact, I wouldn't even call that a deathmatch, at least real deathmatches show yard tards' careers ending...this one was like a walk in the park! I didn't see one of the three competitors break their neck or back!
Matt Hare: Yes it was disappointing...but what can you expect from a fat rednut, a hasbeen and a masked maniac?
Julio: And finally, the Main Event. It was a Double Trouble match for the World Title. The Nightmare vs Ken Paradise vs Joseph Malone vs this guy, Matt 'The Money' Hare. Now this match was very disappointing.
Matt Hare: Damn straight it was. I tried my hardest to put on a brilliant match, but those three couldn't put on a good match if it was a pair of $300 wrestling tights. And to top off my great effort, what was I rewarded with? Getting hurled from one ring to another, only to end up not winning the match?!
Julio: At least you didn't lose it, Matt. Not like that Joey Malone.
Matt Hare: Yes, I didn't lose the match. So, just like my friend here, I'm ordering Nicho "Z" to give me another shot at the World Title! I don't care where it is, when it is, I just want the singles shot I deserve!
Julio: And our time is up. To end the show, we're going to leave you with a few final thoughts...
Matt Hare: Beer Drinkers, you're fat and gay at hotmail dot com.
Julio: Nicho, you better find a partner cause we're coming for you.
Matt Hare: And finally, Nightmare, if Nicho doesn't give me the shot I deserve...then you better be man enough to put the title on the line!
*End of broadcast*
OOC: Well this is a new concept people can use for their roleplays. Please only have one a week, and make it realistic, people!
Also, DUEW Cyber Experience roleplays are not to be continued.
