Post by Stone Cold on Aug 18, 2006 20:52:23 GMT 10
[Matt and Julio are in their locker room playing cards when someone knocks on the door. Julio goes to the door but before he opens it he asks...]
Julio: Who's there?
Austin: Austin and Lemmy.
[Julio looks at Matt not sure waht to do.]
Hare: Tell him to go to hell!
Julio: Fuck off, Austin!
Austin: Ok, I will. But please keep an eye on the TNT I'm leaving in front of the door coz it might actually blow the whole building up.
[Julio and Hare look at each other and Julio opens the door. There is no dynamite but Austin and Lemmy enter the room pushing Julio aside. They are bringing a lot of beer with themselves. Hare is obviously not happy about it.]
Austin: Thanks for inviting us, guys.
[Matt shakes his head.]
Hare: Now... Austin... Lemmy... The way I see it you have three options.
[Austin and Lemmy take chairs and open two beers.]
Hare: Option one, you go back to your locker room right now.
Austin: We would but it... Well, Lover brought some fire-crackers and the place is a mess...
Hare: What the... You know, I don't give a shit. Option two, I call my security and they throw you out.
[Austin and Lemmy look at each other and laugh.]
Austin: Okay but you should know that they don't feel alright... Someone seems to have put something in their coffee.
[Hare puts his hands on his head but quickly gets hold of the emotion and stripts his shirt.]
Matt: Okay then... It's option three then...
Austin: And what would that be?
Matt: I'll personally take care of the two of you!
[Austin smiles.]
Austin: Now we are talking. That's what we came here for.
[Hare looks at Austin.]
Austin: I know that we have a match this Friday but why don't we give a little preview to the fans?
[Hare bites his lips and then takes a fighting stance. Austin shakes his head.]
Austin: We are not fighting... Not now... I'm talking about another type of preview.
Hare: What type of preview?
Austin: Jailhouse rules armwrestling!
[Hare looks at Austin confused.]
Austin: You and Lemm will play against each other. You sit on a chair and Lemmy sits on a chair against you. Then you play armwrestling. The one who loses has to drink 0.5 l. of beer and take a punch. Then you play again and it goes on until one falls under the table.
[Hare hesitates for a moment.]
Hare: Get out of here with your peasant games.
[Austin shakes his head.]
Austin: Someone is afraid I think...
Hare: Well, you are wrong.
Austin: Oh, yeah? Good then. Tell me to get out of your locker room again and I'm going...
Hare: Then...
Austin: But keep in mind that might be the only chance of you acting like a man and not backing from a challange.
[Hare looks at austin confused.]
Austin: Tell me and I'm leaving but think it over first.
[Austin looks at Matt who is obviously confused.]
TBC by Hare
Julio: Who's there?
Austin: Austin and Lemmy.
[Julio looks at Matt not sure waht to do.]
Hare: Tell him to go to hell!
Julio: Fuck off, Austin!
Austin: Ok, I will. But please keep an eye on the TNT I'm leaving in front of the door coz it might actually blow the whole building up.
[Julio and Hare look at each other and Julio opens the door. There is no dynamite but Austin and Lemmy enter the room pushing Julio aside. They are bringing a lot of beer with themselves. Hare is obviously not happy about it.]
Austin: Thanks for inviting us, guys.
[Matt shakes his head.]
Hare: Now... Austin... Lemmy... The way I see it you have three options.
[Austin and Lemmy take chairs and open two beers.]
Hare: Option one, you go back to your locker room right now.
Austin: We would but it... Well, Lover brought some fire-crackers and the place is a mess...
Hare: What the... You know, I don't give a shit. Option two, I call my security and they throw you out.
[Austin and Lemmy look at each other and laugh.]
Austin: Okay but you should know that they don't feel alright... Someone seems to have put something in their coffee.
[Hare puts his hands on his head but quickly gets hold of the emotion and stripts his shirt.]
Matt: Okay then... It's option three then...
Austin: And what would that be?
Matt: I'll personally take care of the two of you!
[Austin smiles.]
Austin: Now we are talking. That's what we came here for.
[Hare looks at Austin.]
Austin: I know that we have a match this Friday but why don't we give a little preview to the fans?
[Hare bites his lips and then takes a fighting stance. Austin shakes his head.]
Austin: We are not fighting... Not now... I'm talking about another type of preview.
Hare: What type of preview?
Austin: Jailhouse rules armwrestling!
[Hare looks at Austin confused.]
Austin: You and Lemm will play against each other. You sit on a chair and Lemmy sits on a chair against you. Then you play armwrestling. The one who loses has to drink 0.5 l. of beer and take a punch. Then you play again and it goes on until one falls under the table.
[Hare hesitates for a moment.]
Hare: Get out of here with your peasant games.
[Austin shakes his head.]
Austin: Someone is afraid I think...
Hare: Well, you are wrong.
Austin: Oh, yeah? Good then. Tell me to get out of your locker room again and I'm going...
Hare: Then...
Austin: But keep in mind that might be the only chance of you acting like a man and not backing from a challange.
[Hare looks at austin confused.]
Austin: Tell me and I'm leaving but think it over first.
[Austin looks at Matt who is obviously confused.]
TBC by Hare
