Post by Lemmy Campbell on Aug 20, 2006 16:42:48 GMT 10
It is eight a clock And DUEW logo apears on the TV sets. Then a sing Brian and a clip starts. The backround music is "I do" by Fabrizio Faniello. The clip shows Lover, Gail Kim and evry other DUEW superstar doing in their every day live. Then the title apears and aplouds are hear. We are finding ourselves in a small livingroom. With a couch, bookshelve, coffe table, TV and a stair on backround. There are three doors, one from the left, one from the right and one under the stairs. We are slowly moving to the left door. Then the door opens and we see Lover holding Gail Kim on his hands.
Lover: Isn't it nice honey? We are finally in our new home, ready to start our new live.
He is just about to make the first step in, when Ken push him out of his way and enter the house.
Ken: Don't stand on the way of the grate one! And don't cary her on your hand!
he slaps his hands and he drops Gail Kim.
Ken: If you want to cary something here! Take the suitcases of the grate one!
He put two suitcases on his hands and walk to the door from the right.
Ken: Leave my suitcases in the room, and be very cearfull they are fragile.
He leaves the room and Gail Kim move from the door to the car. Then Lover smiles. He opens the door under the stairs and throw the bags down still smiling. He puts his two fingers on hir ear and a sound of braking is hear. Then Gail Kim enter with other two bags almost the same.
Kim: Honey, Ken made a mistake.
Lover(worried): What you mean?
Kim: He gave you our bags.
Lover(very worried): What?... Was there anything fragile?
Kim: Oh, yes. The pot my mother gave us for the wedding. It is very old, it is like an antique or something.
Kim goes up the stairs with the bags and when she can't see Lover, he hit his head in the wall.
***Cut***
We are in the same living room and Ken is sitting on the couch, reading a book. And the door bell is heard. Ken look at the door then he countinue to read. After couple more rings Lover comes out of the left door. He look at Ken then at the door.
Lover: Ken? KEN? KEEEENNN!
Ken: I am pretending not to see or hear the world around me right now. And if you please to open the door I will start to talk again.
Lover looks at him very andgry and goes to the door. He openms and on the door re Lemmy and Austin.
Lover: Can I help you gentelmen?
Lemmy: Yeah, neighbour!
Austin: We are your neighbour from the house across the street.
Lover look behind their shoulders and get a scary look.
Lover: There is no house acroos the street, there is a ditch.
Ken laughs and the three of them looks at him. He looks athem too.
Ken: It is a funny book!
They turns to each other again.
Lemmy: Yeah, we had a termite problem.
Lover: What kind of termites?
Austin: From the kind that eat concrete. Can we enter?
Lover look very suprised and that gives them chane to remove him from they way. They enter and goes to the middle of the room behinde the couche.
Lemmy: Nice den you have!
Autin: Yeah! Hey we baked you cake.
They give Lover a cake and he smiles. But he drops it and the sound is like a brik just fall. They look at the cake and Ken laughs again. They looks at him then back to eachother.
Lover: Very nice of yours. I know the perfect use for it.
he turns and hit Ken in the neck with it. Witch makes him make a saulrt in the air and fall on the coffe tabel, braking it. Lemmy and Austin laughs.
Lover: Now where were we?
Austin: You said we can stay here till our house is re-build.
Lover: Oh, ok! WHAT?
Lemmy: Thanks neighbour!
They goes to the left door and enters it. Lover slap his head and looks after them. In that time Ken rise and hit him in the back of his head.
Ken: DIE FUCKER! YOU CAN'T HIT THE GRATE ONE!
They struggle and fall from the open door under the stairs.
***Cut***
A new clip starts and a voice behind the camera is heard.
Voice: That was just the beggining! Wait and se your favourite DUEW superstars in the next episode of Brian. And see what will happen to him.
Lover: Isn't it nice honey? We are finally in our new home, ready to start our new live.
He is just about to make the first step in, when Ken push him out of his way and enter the house.
Ken: Don't stand on the way of the grate one! And don't cary her on your hand!
he slaps his hands and he drops Gail Kim.
Ken: If you want to cary something here! Take the suitcases of the grate one!
He put two suitcases on his hands and walk to the door from the right.
Ken: Leave my suitcases in the room, and be very cearfull they are fragile.
He leaves the room and Gail Kim move from the door to the car. Then Lover smiles. He opens the door under the stairs and throw the bags down still smiling. He puts his two fingers on hir ear and a sound of braking is hear. Then Gail Kim enter with other two bags almost the same.
Kim: Honey, Ken made a mistake.
Lover(worried): What you mean?
Kim: He gave you our bags.
Lover(very worried): What?... Was there anything fragile?
Kim: Oh, yes. The pot my mother gave us for the wedding. It is very old, it is like an antique or something.
Kim goes up the stairs with the bags and when she can't see Lover, he hit his head in the wall.
***Cut***
We are in the same living room and Ken is sitting on the couch, reading a book. And the door bell is heard. Ken look at the door then he countinue to read. After couple more rings Lover comes out of the left door. He look at Ken then at the door.
Lover: Ken? KEN? KEEEENNN!
Ken: I am pretending not to see or hear the world around me right now. And if you please to open the door I will start to talk again.
Lover looks at him very andgry and goes to the door. He openms and on the door re Lemmy and Austin.
Lover: Can I help you gentelmen?
Lemmy: Yeah, neighbour!
Austin: We are your neighbour from the house across the street.
Lover look behind their shoulders and get a scary look.
Lover: There is no house acroos the street, there is a ditch.
Ken laughs and the three of them looks at him. He looks athem too.
Ken: It is a funny book!
They turns to each other again.
Lemmy: Yeah, we had a termite problem.
Lover: What kind of termites?
Austin: From the kind that eat concrete. Can we enter?
Lover look very suprised and that gives them chane to remove him from they way. They enter and goes to the middle of the room behinde the couche.
Lemmy: Nice den you have!
Autin: Yeah! Hey we baked you cake.
They give Lover a cake and he smiles. But he drops it and the sound is like a brik just fall. They look at the cake and Ken laughs again. They looks at him then back to eachother.
Lover: Very nice of yours. I know the perfect use for it.
he turns and hit Ken in the neck with it. Witch makes him make a saulrt in the air and fall on the coffe tabel, braking it. Lemmy and Austin laughs.
Lover: Now where were we?
Austin: You said we can stay here till our house is re-build.
Lover: Oh, ok! WHAT?
Lemmy: Thanks neighbour!
They goes to the left door and enters it. Lover slap his head and looks after them. In that time Ken rise and hit him in the back of his head.
Ken: DIE FUCKER! YOU CAN'T HIT THE GRATE ONE!
They struggle and fall from the open door under the stairs.
***Cut***
A new clip starts and a voice behind the camera is heard.
Voice: That was just the beggining! Wait and se your favourite DUEW superstars in the next episode of Brian. And see what will happen to him.
