The Cleanup of the Two

[Nightmare]

**Nightmare and Kane are shown walking in around in the back as they are about to make there way out to the ring**

Footage is shown of Friday's Sunburn with Nightmare chokeslaming Nicho "Z" in the World title match with Ken Paradise to succesfully retain his World Championship. We are then shown the lineup for next Friday were Nightmare and Kane take on Nicho Z and Ken Paradise.

"Darkside" hits the arena as Kane and Nightmare without Paul Bearer make there way to the ring, Nightmare features a contract of some sort in his right hand with his left hand carrying the World title.

Nightmare slowly gets into the ring while Kane lets off the in ring pyro as the crowd give a mixed reaction to the two. After this lots of Nicho Z chants breakout as Nightmare and Kane look around to the fans.

Nightmare: Friday Night, was truely the beginning of the end for Nicho Z and Ken Paradise. Now, if no one agrees with me that they knew way in advance that Paradise and Nicho wernt going to get through Sunburn with the heads high and not knocked, you have serious problems.

Nightmare: Not only did i single handly take the beating to both men, nither of them fought back. Ken, well Ken isnt even in my leauge, hell i could beat his ass on my worst day. Nicho? Give me a break, he will never be called a Legend here in this company one day, he basically is the defintion of a pussy!

JJ: Dear Lord language!

**the crowd give off a loud boo towards Nightmare**

Nightmare: Now, i dont know what Mr. Howard is playing at, but i know deep down he's doing it for the good, giving Ken and Nicho to myself and Kane? That's what a i call a present to the Darkside, a present to the Devil himself.

Nightmare starts to walk around the ring but then stops and takes out the contract from his hamd.

Nightmare: Now you all might think, even Nicho and Ken might be thinking, why has he got a contract of some sort in his hand? Well, this could indeed be your last days of living.

Tom C: What does he mean?

JJ: Beats me!

Nightmare: This contract, intitles me to face whoever i want, whenever i want, in what ever MATCH i want while i'm the World Champion. Thats right, Nicho can do what ever he can do in his power, but he cant tell me what to do, the days of Nicho attempting to screw me over because he couldnt even do it himself are over!

Tom C: Give me a break, i wounder who issued that contract to Nightmare.

Nightmare: Now, i dont want both you pussy coming out here trying to say this paper is crap, because it aniet. And if you do actually decide to come out here and try to start on both of us, belive me, it will be the end before you even know it.


**Kane starts to pull something from his belt, as it appears to be a electric voice box, he then points it to his neck and Nightmare passes him the microphone.**

Kane: It will be truely, the cleanup of the two!

Kane and Nightmare stay in the ring as they are edging on for both Ken and Nicho to come out and face them.

TBC by Ken or Nicho

[Ken Paradise]

["Ticket To Heaven" by 3 Doors Down hit the hall and golden fireworks comes out from the board volcano style /Randy Ortan/ and the crowd stand on their feet cheering "Paradise, Paradise". Ken Paradise comes out and poses on the ramp. When He makes the signal many goldan fireworks comes out from the ramp. Ken goes down the ramp shaking hands with the audience. He greats the crowd from the top rope and then steps on the ring. Ken takes amic and starts to talk.]

Ken: Hey Nighty! What ya got there? Is that your girlfriend or what?

[the crowd cheers]

Ken: Talking behind my back again? You know .. Lemm is really a hard rock, metal fan so he listens "Pantera" every day.

[the crowd cheers]

Ken: In one of their songs they sing: Running your mouth when I am not around is easy to achieve. I got more friends than you what do I do?

[the crowd cheers]

Ken: I know I am great but, people ... I am trying to make those two look pitiful ... I know it's not that hard but give me a minute without applauding me can ya?

[the crowd cheers]

Ken: I guess not!

[the crowd cheers]

Ken: Now, Nightmare ... You'll soon find out that talking behind someone's back is really easy.

[The Beer Drinkers enters the ring behind Nightmare and Kane so they can't see them. they are obviously drunk ... they start "dancing" behind Nightmare and Kane. The crowd laughs.]

Ken: Making fun out of the others isn't funny is it?

[Ken looks at the crowd but everybody are still laughing because of the beer drinkers. Nightmare is about to look behind him when Ken slaps him in the face. Stopping him to see what was going on.]

Ken: Don't you dare turn your back at the great one.

[Nightmare goes closer to Ken, and the Beer drinkers are still making monkeys out of themselves: Showing middle fingers to Nightmare and Kane /SCSA/, dancing like idiots /Lover/ and playing on imaginary guitar /lemm/. It seems that Kane and Nightmare will attack Ken when Lover turns Kane and smiles.]

Lover: Honey I am home!

[Lover kiss Kane's mask.]

Lover: YOu are uGlY! Hahahahah! Woooo!

[Lover says while he was running in circle.]

[Nightmare]

*As the Beer Drinkers are still running around in front of Nightmare and Kane, suddenly a bunch of lighting bolts hit the ring posts as the Beer Drinkers suddenly fall over in shock**

JJ: What the!?

The lights suddenly go out as a old organ music is played throughout the arena, out comes 6 men holding up a huge casket as they slowly bring it to the ring. Ken starts to get mad and trys to calm down Austin, Lover and Lemmy but it's no use as they are complety off the face dancing slowly to the music.

Ken then attemps to talk in the microphone but somehow the mics in the arena have been switched off. Nightmare and Kane are still staring straightly towards Ken and the Beer Drinkers as the casket makes its way to the side of the ring.

Ken (screaming towards Austin, Lover and Paradise) IDIOTS! Stop it i dont trust this crap, get your game face on, we might be in for a fight!

Not paying any attention, Lover heads over to the casket and starts to dance around the druids, along comes Lemmy joining him singing Highway to Hell loudly, but still in the ring, Austin contiunes to drink untill Kane grabs Austin by the throat and chokeslams him to Hell!

Tom C: Chokeslam by Kane to Austin!

The lights suddenly go back to normal as Ken runs in and starts giving right and left hands to Nightmare, he then attemps to irish whip Nightmare to the other side but Nightmare grabs him by the throat and launches him over the top rope to the outside floor.

Kane then gets to the outside of the ring near the casket where Lemmy and Lover are still dancing and throws both men off the top lid, Nightmare then is seen dragging Austin and throws him right into the casket, Kane then grabs Lemmy and chokeslams him into the casket on top of Austin and Nightmare deilvers a tombstone inside the casket onto Lover as the druids close the lid!

JJ: They complety took over!

Tom C: But they were drunk! Get them out of there!

The druids start to wheel the casket towards the back as Nightmare and Kane look on towards the entrance area as we can see Ken with a chair slowly sneeking behind both men, he then wacks Nightmare and Kane with the chair in the back as both men go to the floor.

Paradise then stands over both men holding the chair up untill a loud Bell is sound throughout the arena, suddenly Kane and Nightmare sit up and stare towards a shocked Ken!

JJ: Oho, i think that wasnt effective!

Tom C: Where's Nicho?!

TBC by Nicho (great way for him to come out )