Post by Lemmy Campbell on Sept 5, 2006 17:04:19 GMT 10
It is eight a clock And DUEW logo appears on the TV sets. Then a sing Brian and a clip start. The background music is "Ridn'" by Chamillionaire. The clip shows Lover, Gail Kim and every other DUEW superstar doing in their every day live. Then the title appears and applauds are hear. We are finding ourselves in a small living room. With a couch, bookshelves, coffee table, TV and a stair on background. There are three doors, one from the left, one from the right and one under the stairs. The doorbell is heard, and Lover comes from the kitchen and opens the door. On the door step are sitting Hare and Julio in very official suits. They push Lover out of their way and start to look around.
Lover: Excuse me! Excuse ME! HEY ASSHOLES LOOK HERE!
They turn and look him surprised.
Julio: Do you know who that is?
Lover: Should I?
Julio: That is the world famous billionaire Macsuew Hare The Third! Who triple the money left to him from his father, Macsuew Hare The First! Hit me!
Lover looks at him then at his fist and hit him sending Julio to the ground. He gets back to his feet rubbing his face.
Julio: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Lover: Well you said: “Hit me” and I decided you were talking to me.
Julio: I was talking to him. There is not a worthy person on this planet that can say his full name!
Lover: Well that is some ego.
Julio: As I was saying that is the world famous billionaire Macsuew Hare The Third! Who triple the money left to him from his father, Macsuew Hare The First!
Lover: Probably that is not my business, but where is Macsuew Hare The Second?
Julio: Now one is talking to Macsuew Hare The Second, infront of my master. I am sorry master I didn’t warned this worker, hit me!
Hare slap Julio who looks happy.
Julio: So what is your name and why are you here? The destruction should start tomorrow!
Lover: Destruction? WHAT DESTRUCTION?
Julio: You don’t know about the destruction? Then what are you doing here?
Lover: I am living here!
Hare and Julio looks surprised like they just saw a ghost.
Julio: Can you repeat that?
Lover: I am living here!
Julio falls on his knees in front of Hare.
Julio: I am sorry master, I thought we got every house in neighborhood. Hit me!
This time Hare hit him stronger and he falls to his left.
Julio: Can I ask you from who…
Hare: Whom!
Lover: Oh it talks!
Hare and Julio looks him without any sign of smile on their faces.
Hare: I don’t like your sense of humor.
Julio: I should have warned him master. I am sorry, hit me!
Hare with annoyed look on his face slap Julio again.
Julio: Just to know, from whom you bout the house?
Lover: Some guy calling himself the Animal.
Hare: WHAT!?!? THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING LAWYER, I WILL FIRE HIM!
Julio [whispering]: You already did sir.
Hare: I did… DOESN’T MATTE I WILL FIRE HIM AGAIN.
Julio: Yes sir, but I think that is his final hit on your empire.
Lover [whispering to Julio]: What he did?
Julio: He tricked mister Hare and send the police after him.
Lover: I thought he was his layer.
Julio: He become after that, so he couldn’t testify. Mr. Hare even gave him part from the company.
Lover: What part?
Julio: 25%. And with billion average incomes for month you know he got a lot of money. But well he tricked mister Hare again and almost destroy some valuable friendships. So he kicked him.
Lover: How?
Julio: It doesn’t matter. But I think he sold you this house as last pay back to mister Hare. So what you want for the house?
Lover: Well…
In that moment Lemmy and Austin comes from the right door.
Lemmy: Are you fucking kidding me? Steffi Graf is much more hotter than Anna Kurnikova.
Austin: No way man.
When they sees Hare and Julio they stop and there is a minuet silence.
Lemmy: YOU FUCKING BOOKWORM NECAUSE OF YOU WE LOST THE HOUSE!
Austin and Lemmy starts to chaise Julio around the living room when Lover gets infront of them.
Lover: Hey guys what is the problem.
Lemmy: Because of this rat I sign that I give him my property!
Austin: And they destroied our house!
Lover: What you said you have problems with the termites!
Austin: Look at them and tell me he is not looking like termites!
Lover: Why don’t you read what you were signing?
Lemmy: Coz at that time we got party with Swedish Volleyball team.
Austin: Naked party that is.
The two of them smiles and starts to friendly hit each other in the shoulders.
Lover: That is sick!
Julio: Hey so how much you wan for the house? I am ready to offer million.
Lemmy: Hey how come you didn’t give us money?
Julio: You were dumb enough to sign without any money. So what you say?
Lover thinks for a moment.
Lover: Well that is a million dollars after all. So we have…
In that moment Ken jumps from the top of the ladders in the middle.
Ken: BOOM, BABY!
He looks at Hare and Julio, then at Lover.
Ken: Bro if say to the grate one these two suit monkeys will live here too I will woop your ass!
Lover: Actually they are buying the house.
Ken: How come? We are not selling it!
Lover: Actually they are ready o give me million.
Ken: The grate one doesn’t care about your moneys! The Grate one is not moving from this house for the every damn cent on the earth. And if you try to do something stupid the grate will woop your ass.
Julio: Don’t you know who that is?
Ken: The Grate one knows perfectly who that is. THAT IS THE SAME SOB THAT IS GOING TO KISS THE GARTE ONE ON THE BACK CHEIKS IF HE DOESN’T GET HIS ASS AND HIS DNKEY’S ASS OUT OF MY PROPERTY! NOW GET OUT AND LET GOD GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE! A GOOD, BEAT UP WITH BIG STICK, ALMOST AS BIG AS GRATES ONE’S STICK, COZ IF IT IS AS LONG AS IT, THE SHOULDBE A WHOLE THREE. NOW GET OUT!
In the first moment Julio and Hare don’t know what to do, but after a sec Hare gives a sign to go.
Hare: I will be back.
Ken: THE GRATE ONE KNOWS YOU WILL BE BACK! COZ ONCE YOU SEE THE GRATE ONE, YOU WANT TO COME FOR MORE. BUT THE GRATE ONE CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING. DON’T BODER COZ THE GRATE ONE LIKE GIRLS ONLY! NOW GET OUT AND DON’T THINK ABOUTH GRATE ONE’S THREE!
Hare and Julio leave and applauds are heard.
***Cut***
A new clip starts and a voice behind the camera is heard.
Voice: Are Hare and Julio going to get what they want? Is Lemmy going to prove that Steffi Graf is much hotter than Anna Kurnikova? What will happen to Lover and his wife? Whatch Brian and see!
Lover: Excuse me! Excuse ME! HEY ASSHOLES LOOK HERE!
They turn and look him surprised.
Julio: Do you know who that is?
Lover: Should I?
Julio: That is the world famous billionaire Macsuew Hare The Third! Who triple the money left to him from his father, Macsuew Hare The First! Hit me!
Lover looks at him then at his fist and hit him sending Julio to the ground. He gets back to his feet rubbing his face.
Julio: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Lover: Well you said: “Hit me” and I decided you were talking to me.
Julio: I was talking to him. There is not a worthy person on this planet that can say his full name!
Lover: Well that is some ego.
Julio: As I was saying that is the world famous billionaire Macsuew Hare The Third! Who triple the money left to him from his father, Macsuew Hare The First!
Lover: Probably that is not my business, but where is Macsuew Hare The Second?
Julio: Now one is talking to Macsuew Hare The Second, infront of my master. I am sorry master I didn’t warned this worker, hit me!
Hare slap Julio who looks happy.
Julio: So what is your name and why are you here? The destruction should start tomorrow!
Lover: Destruction? WHAT DESTRUCTION?
Julio: You don’t know about the destruction? Then what are you doing here?
Lover: I am living here!
Hare and Julio looks surprised like they just saw a ghost.
Julio: Can you repeat that?
Lover: I am living here!
Julio falls on his knees in front of Hare.
Julio: I am sorry master, I thought we got every house in neighborhood. Hit me!
This time Hare hit him stronger and he falls to his left.
Julio: Can I ask you from who…
Hare: Whom!
Lover: Oh it talks!
Hare and Julio looks him without any sign of smile on their faces.
Hare: I don’t like your sense of humor.
Julio: I should have warned him master. I am sorry, hit me!
Hare with annoyed look on his face slap Julio again.
Julio: Just to know, from whom you bout the house?
Lover: Some guy calling himself the Animal.
Hare: WHAT!?!? THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING LAWYER, I WILL FIRE HIM!
Julio [whispering]: You already did sir.
Hare: I did… DOESN’T MATTE I WILL FIRE HIM AGAIN.
Julio: Yes sir, but I think that is his final hit on your empire.
Lover [whispering to Julio]: What he did?
Julio: He tricked mister Hare and send the police after him.
Lover: I thought he was his layer.
Julio: He become after that, so he couldn’t testify. Mr. Hare even gave him part from the company.
Lover: What part?
Julio: 25%. And with billion average incomes for month you know he got a lot of money. But well he tricked mister Hare again and almost destroy some valuable friendships. So he kicked him.
Lover: How?
Julio: It doesn’t matter. But I think he sold you this house as last pay back to mister Hare. So what you want for the house?
Lover: Well…
In that moment Lemmy and Austin comes from the right door.
Lemmy: Are you fucking kidding me? Steffi Graf is much more hotter than Anna Kurnikova.
Austin: No way man.
When they sees Hare and Julio they stop and there is a minuet silence.
Lemmy: YOU FUCKING BOOKWORM NECAUSE OF YOU WE LOST THE HOUSE!
Austin and Lemmy starts to chaise Julio around the living room when Lover gets infront of them.
Lover: Hey guys what is the problem.
Lemmy: Because of this rat I sign that I give him my property!
Austin: And they destroied our house!
Lover: What you said you have problems with the termites!
Austin: Look at them and tell me he is not looking like termites!
Lover: Why don’t you read what you were signing?
Lemmy: Coz at that time we got party with Swedish Volleyball team.
Austin: Naked party that is.
The two of them smiles and starts to friendly hit each other in the shoulders.
Lover: That is sick!
Julio: Hey so how much you wan for the house? I am ready to offer million.
Lemmy: Hey how come you didn’t give us money?
Julio: You were dumb enough to sign without any money. So what you say?
Lover thinks for a moment.
Lover: Well that is a million dollars after all. So we have…
In that moment Ken jumps from the top of the ladders in the middle.
Ken: BOOM, BABY!
He looks at Hare and Julio, then at Lover.
Ken: Bro if say to the grate one these two suit monkeys will live here too I will woop your ass!
Lover: Actually they are buying the house.
Ken: How come? We are not selling it!
Lover: Actually they are ready o give me million.
Ken: The grate one doesn’t care about your moneys! The Grate one is not moving from this house for the every damn cent on the earth. And if you try to do something stupid the grate will woop your ass.
Julio: Don’t you know who that is?
Ken: The Grate one knows perfectly who that is. THAT IS THE SAME SOB THAT IS GOING TO KISS THE GARTE ONE ON THE BACK CHEIKS IF HE DOESN’T GET HIS ASS AND HIS DNKEY’S ASS OUT OF MY PROPERTY! NOW GET OUT AND LET GOD GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE! A GOOD, BEAT UP WITH BIG STICK, ALMOST AS BIG AS GRATES ONE’S STICK, COZ IF IT IS AS LONG AS IT, THE SHOULDBE A WHOLE THREE. NOW GET OUT!
In the first moment Julio and Hare don’t know what to do, but after a sec Hare gives a sign to go.
Hare: I will be back.
Ken: THE GRATE ONE KNOWS YOU WILL BE BACK! COZ ONCE YOU SEE THE GRATE ONE, YOU WANT TO COME FOR MORE. BUT THE GRATE ONE CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING. DON’T BODER COZ THE GRATE ONE LIKE GIRLS ONLY! NOW GET OUT AND DON’T THINK ABOUTH GRATE ONE’S THREE!
Hare and Julio leave and applauds are heard.
***Cut***
A new clip starts and a voice behind the camera is heard.
Voice: Are Hare and Julio going to get what they want? Is Lemmy going to prove that Steffi Graf is much hotter than Anna Kurnikova? What will happen to Lover and his wife? Whatch Brian and see!
