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Post by Julio on Sept 7, 2006 18:50:12 GMT 10
Julio is waiting at a long, black limousine, looking at his watch as Matt comes running towards him, holding up an envelope
Matt Hare: Quickly, in the car!
Julio swings the car door open and the two men jump in. As they shut the door, the driver slams his foot down and starts to speed off out of the carpark and onto the highway
Julio: I'm guessing you lost them. Good work.
Matt Hare: We need to hide this somewhere, somewhere that no one will ever find it.
Julio: ...Except us...
Matt Hare: Of course! Where?!
Julio: I don't know. You're the brain here.
Matt Hare: Well...how about...we just keep it in here. Stash it in this?
Matt opens up the armrest, which is also a storage box
Julio: Too obvious. But I think you're right...we need to put it in here somewhere.
Matt Hare: I've got it. There's a hidden safe in the boot. We'll keep it in there for now...then when we think of a better hiding spot we'll unlock that mother fucker and hide it properly. DRIVER! Stop the car!
The limo comes to a sudden hault and Hare and Julio jump out, Hare still with the envelope in his hand
Julio: Pop the boot!
The boot opens and Matt pulls off the 'flooring' of the boot - revealing a small, 20cm cubed safe. He spins the dial and flings the door open. He then shoves the envelope in there and slams the door shut again
Matt Hare: Problem...solved!
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Post by Nightmare on Sept 8, 2006 0:05:14 GMT 10
Matt Hare and Juilo suddenly run back into the limo as they are happy with what they have just did.
Juilo: Great idea man, they'll never find it the stupied freaks, way to go Hare.
Matt Hare: Yeah well thats the beginning, you honestly think there gonna work propley tomorrow night? Were gonna win that match with a breeze, and we will be walking out of Hotter than Hell the new DUEW Tag Team Champs yet again.
Juilo: You know what? I like it when you talk confident, makes me wanna just jump up and reach for the stars!
Matt Hare suddenly pauses and stops looking at Juilo in a WTF way.
Matt Hare: Have you been smokin the bong Juiles?
Juilo: Bong? Nah man i dont smoke crap like that, you should know be by now!
Suddenly Juilo stops and starts to give a seedy look towards Hare as the crowd is heard laughing.
Matt Hare: I think we need a drink. Driver, could you please stop again we need some fine Red or White win with some cheese on the side.
As the window between the driver and the back pops down Nightmare suddenly looks straight towards both men laughing in a crazy way.
Nightmare: Where to boys! Mwahaha! Welcome to the Highway to HELL!
Nightmare suddenly locks all the doors in the limo as Hare and Juilo start to scream and start to kick the windows and doors
Matt Hare: He's gonna kill us! SHIT what we gonna do!
Juilo: I DONT KNOW!! I cant feel my arms im shaking!
Matt Hare: I told you not to smoke the bong!!! You idiot!
The limo starts to speed away as Juilo and Hare are still trapped inside with a crazy Nightmare driving into somewhere unknown!
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