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Post by Ken Paradise on Sept 8, 2006 8:10:02 GMT 10
[ "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire hit the hall and golden fireworks comes out from the board volcano style and the crowd stand on their feet cheering. The hall is lighten by many lights and Ken and Lover walks down the ramp. Lover is with his 9 lover's babes and his girldfriend. They step on the ring and the brothers take a mics.]
Mr. Lover: Hey YOOOO!
[The crowd cheers.]
Ken: Ken is in the house!
[The crowd cheers and lover looks at him.]
Mr. Lover: What?
[Ken turns around.]
Ken: What?
Mr. Lover: Don't steal my lines!
Ken: I thought that ....
Mr. Lover: No! Don't! Don't think ... And don't steal my lines...
Ken: OK! Sorry ...
[Mr. Lover nods.]
Lover: Mr....
Ken: ONE MAN GANG IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!
[The crowd cheers. Lover look at ken with pissed off look and Ken shrugs.]
Ken: What?
Lover: Do you remember what I said about stealing my lines?
Ken: Uhh ... Don't?
Lover: That's right! So listen to me at least this time...
Ken: OK...
[Lover nods again.]
Lover: Mr. Looooover is in the house!
[The crowd cheers.]
Ken: Tonight a some very important things happened....
Lover: First of all ... Me and my brother save the beer drinkers from those wanna bees the new "BOD"
[the crowd boos.]
Ken: Yes we saved them... Again...
Lover: That's right .... But the thing is that we've got tired from saving them over and over and over again and getting nothing but balls in the face.
[The crowd boos.]
Lover: Now I tried to be friend with them ... And I tried to tell them to stop turning their back at me... but they didn't listen to me... SO since you don't want me in the Beer Drinkers ... I am not anymore from the beer drinkers!
[The crowd boos.]
Lover: hey, hey, hey guys! I am not the bad boy... We are still good friends and all ... and we'll stay cool.... But this is the best thing to do, so on the next sunburn you'll witness "Lover 24/7"
[The crowd cheers.]
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Post by Mr. Lover on Sept 8, 2006 8:35:36 GMT 10
Ken: That's right! So my bro won't ask himself what he'll gotta do anymore. He'll just gotta stand for his partner, for his brother, for his team mate, for the person that ...
Lover: OK! We got the picture!
Ken: Sorry... So! Something else happened tonight..
Lover: What? ... Ahh .. yes ... Tonight after I left the beer drinkers .. Something happened.. .Something was borne... And on the next Sunburn ... You'll see Mr. Loooooooover!
[The crowd cheers.]
Lover: And Ken Paradise! In the one and only ... " Love' 'n' Brothe' Corporation"!
[The crowd goes crazy.]
Ken: Yes.. Me and my brother decided that turning back to our differences and to go out on the ring as real brothers and team-mates is the best thing to do.
[The crowd cheers.]
Ken: Yeah .. So I agreed and totally forgot that he will married for this hooker over there.
[Ken points at Gail and Lover looks at him with pissed off look]
Lover: WHY YOU LITTLE ....
Ken: Oppps... Sorry! Sorry! I didn't mean it ... Actually I did but I'll try the next time to keep my mouth shut.
[Lover still keep his eyes on Ken.]
Ken: We how ever ... Didn't came out tonight just to tell you the latest news. No, no, no, no, NO! We came out here tonight to talk for our opponents.
[the crowd cheers...]
Ken: Tonight I heard that hairy son of a bitch to say that what is important is the titles.... Well nesflash you drink shit! They are not... Coz if they were you and that bald mother fucker wouldn't have them! Nightmare wouldn't have the world title ... And lover wouldn't have the auzzie title!
[Lover nods on everything and then he realized what his bro said and looks at him.]
Ken: Ooopsy! Hehehe sorry bro... but it's true!
[the nene lover's babes and Gail are stoping Lover and Ken smiles.]
Ken: The belts prove nothing but that you were lucky enough to get them. You are looking for a real champion? Take a look here.
[Ken point's at himself and the crowd cheers.]
Ken: You however are at least a good tag team. One is the bad breath and the other the is the damaged teeth! One of them is drunk for two and the other is hairy for two! Which by the way is good coz the first one doesn't have even one hair on his head.
[lover obviously can't stand it anymore and go to save his fellows.]
Lover: They however aren't the worse thing! After all we have Julio and Matt the World Class Fuck Ups ... And Nightmare and Kane. Now here is really interesting! Nightmare who has nothing but luck and Kane who is so ashamed from the fact he is with such a jear-off that he gotta wear a mask. The poor fellow.
Ken: The fact is that only one winner can be seen from all. And that's" Love' 'n' Brothe' Corporation" so kids... Know your role! And cry like you never did before!
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Post by Ken Paradise on Sept 8, 2006 10:24:23 GMT 10
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Post by Nightmare on Sept 8, 2006 14:19:49 GMT 10
Suddenly the lights go out as many pyros hit the entrance area, the light circle above the ring in the roof and the ring posts as Nightmare and Kane are shown on the titantron as the crowd's cheers turn to heavy boo's.
Nightmare: Sorry to ruin your fun boys, but i just had to interupt your little tea party.
Kane: What you'es are doing now in the ring is something beyond inmortly, this really proves how stupied you two can be. You honestly think you two are going to win tonight?
Lover: Yeah we can, we know we can, you just better watch yourselfs!
Nightmare: Lover, Paradise, how many times have i heard that same old crap from you two? Everytime theres a tag match, you must have a little "prayer" but do they work? Nope, it ends up being your ass on the reciveing end of a Tombstone piledriver, to add the 10th time i've pinned your ass in this ring.
Kane: You can run, but you cant hide, you will be in a body bag once we are done with the two of you, and your time, along with Lemmy, Austin, Hare and Juilo has come.
Nightmare: Take the pain, feel the pain, feel the Darkside running through your vains, and watch as your souls burn through your body into my hands and you will fall into My Ministry!
Kane: The only thing left is for us to burry you two alive!
Nightmare suddenly throws his hands up as the lights go out to pitch black.
Mr Lover: Son of a bitch!
As the lights are out, we can hear weird screaming noises and bell tolls getting louder and louder till it gets the loudest as the lights come back on, Nightmare and Kane arnet to be seen but Lover and Paradise are coverd in blood!
JJ: Bloodbath!
Paradise and Lover start to look in anger as they start to scream giving out verbal abuses towards Nightmare and Kane.
Paradise: Son of a bitch! Come back here you assholes!
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Post by Ken Paradise on Sept 9, 2006 0:31:42 GMT 10
As the lights are out, we can hear weird screaming noises and bell tolls getting louder and louder till it gets the loudest as the lights come back on, Nightmare and Kane arnet to be seen but Lover and Paradise are coverd in blood!
JJ: Bloodbath!
Paradise and Lover start to look in anger as they start to scream giving out verbal abuses towards Nightmare and Kane.
Paradise: Son of a bitch! Come back here you assholes!
[Ken is about to leave the ring and go after them when Lover stops him.]
Lover: Wawawa... Leave it bro... We'll get them...
[Lover taps his brother's shoulder.]
Lover: ... Will get them....
[Ken give up and makes a few steps back.]
Lover: Hey Nighty! I want ya to know ...
[Lover removes the blood from his face.]
Lover: You can tell it to your hot girlfirend, I saw she was on fire tonight.... Me and my borther here are going no where! But I am wondering why....
[Lover removes more from the blood on his face.]
Lover: ... Why are you always running and hiding? We are not that scary! Are we guys?
[The crowd cheers]
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