Sick of it - We're leaving!

[Matt Hare]

**The scene is the DUEW interview set. Standing in front of it is Matt Hare, wearing a black suit with a white shirt and red tie, and Julio, wearing a brown suit with a fawn shirt and white tie**

Matt Hare: Lately, here in DUEW. Us two legends have been treated like crap. We have been walked over, stolen from and backstabbed by everyone that could.

Julio: That's right, Matt. And it's not only the wrestlers that have stabbed us in our Louis Vuitton suit covered backs. No, sir. It is those rotten, bogan DUEW fans that have cheated us out of what is rightfully ours.

Matt Hare: And frankly, we are sick of putting up with it! So we have come to a comclusion - we are walking out on Down Under Extreme Wrestling. For a few weeks.

Julio: We need to get back into our legendary mindsets that block out all of those dirty deeds people try to pull on us. So as of tonight, we are out of DUEW!

Matt Hare: This includes the 8 man tag that is booked for Friday Night. But we aren't terrible people like you'se. That is why we have gone out of our ways to organise replacments for us in the match.

**The Beer Drinkers then walk onto the set, with their titles over their shoulders. A loud boo comes from the crowd**

Matt Hare: The tag team champions - Lemmy Campbell and Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Julio: So, good luck, fellas. We're off. See you in a few weeks!

**Hare and Julio pat them on the back and walk off the set - picking up their duffel bags and heading out of the fire exit**

[Stone Cold]

OOC - Just to be clear on this... We are not turning Austin or Lemmy heel at the moment. They will just replace Matt and Julio.

[Austin took a mic and looked at the booing crowd.]

Austin: That's right! We are going to take part in the match as a replacement for Hare and Julio...

[The crowd boo.]

Austin: Love us or hate us... We are who we are!

[Austin looked at the crowd.]

Austin: And right now we have a score to settle! A score with the so called Love' 'n' Brothe' Corporation!

[Some of the crowd cheer.]

Austin: Me and Lemmy... We are not bad guys normally... We like everything to be cool... We want to drink our beer, have some fine women and eventually have a little fight here and there...

[Austin smiled.]

Austin: However there are moments in your life when you can't keep it cool anymore... When you feel your blood pressure rising to the top... Where you are so pissed that you want to rip someone apart...

[Stone Cold started to take deep breaths with an angry look on his face.]

Austin: And that's the moment me and Lem are in right now because of Mr.Lover and his little bro... When we beat them with the titles on the line it wasn't about the titles it was about revenge!

[Lemmy takes the mic.]

Lemmy: That's right. We didn't do it for the titles... We did it because Lover screwed us!

[Lemmy looked at the crowd.]

Lemmy: I'll let you vhave a little inside information about the wrestler's life! When you have friends who you work with... You don't just try to take their titles away... You don't go after them like if they are your enemies...

[Lemmy shook his head.]

Lemmy: In the match that lead to the match at Hotter than Hell Lover and ken beat us to get a shot at our titles... And it was not the fact that they won... It was not the fact that they fought us... It was the fact that Mr.Lover came to us before the match...

[The crowd boo.]

Lemmy: That's right! He came to us and I said... "Lover, look about the match"... And do you know what he said?

[The crowd was silent.]

Lemmy: He said... "It's cool, man! Don't worry!"... That's what he said...

[The crowd started to boo as Austin got the mic back.]

Austin: That was not something a friend should do... And this Friday... At Sunburn... We are not going in the match to help these...

[Austin looked at Matt and Julio as the crowd cheered.]

Austin: We are going in the match to get our hands on Ken and Lover!

[The crowd cheered as Lemmy took the mic.]

Lemmy: Love us or hate us that's who we are and we ain't changin'!

[Austin and Lemmy lifted their hands in the air as the crowd continued to cheer.]