Post by Lemmy Campbell on Oct 4, 2006 16:18:50 GMT 10
"Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovie hits the hall and hte crowd goes crazy. Lemmy apears out of smoke under the ramp andthe crowd lets enormouse cheer. He makes his bike to roar and another cheer comes from the audience. He goes down the ramp and stop his bike next to the ring. He goes on the ring under the third rope and pose for the audience. Then throws five beers in the crowd and opens the last one of the stake he is holding. He lift it to the audience and get a cheer from it. Then drinks in to the bottom.
Lemmy: HEY ALL!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: THE NEXT WORLD CHAMPION IS HERE!
[The crowd lets a big cheer]
Lemmy: Now I am ready to give you a little pre-view what is going to happen this friday, but I need eight kids from the audience.
[The kids starts to scream "Here, here" and to try to get his attention wile he is picking eight kids from the audience. He picks eight lids andd get them back on the ring.]
Lemmy: Now you are all grate kids, but we need one more thing.
[He goes next to the ring and takes a big box, then opens it on the ring. Thenhe calls the first kid to come and put on him a big singlet with sign: "Nighty"]
Lemmy: Wow, you look really... like the Nightmare, funny.
[The crowd laughts]
Lemmy: You come here.
[The next kid comes and he puts on him a mask. He turns left and right then gives a sign to Lemmy to come closer]
Lemmy: Yes?
[The kid wisper something in his ear then Lemy laughts]
Lemmy: Kane the kid wants to ask you something. How can you see with that mask?
[The audience laughts as the kid nods. Another kid comes and Lemmy takes out a fake squirrel, that looks like it was just crushed by a car.]
Lemmy: Sorry kid, but that was the only wig that looks like Malone's hair.
[The audience laughts. Then the next kid comes and he puts two small titles on his shoulders and the crowd cheers]
Lemmy: I think you know who that is?
[The crowd cheers again as he puts another title and gives a beer can to the next kid. Then a t-shirt with sign: "Disturbed one!". And last, but not least two t-shirt with the sign traitors as the crowd boos]
Lemmy: Now here what is going to happen: Nightmare and Kane will start to beat up Deranged. Then Joey will team up with them as they beat him up. Me and Austin will take Lover and his brother out of the match. Then as the "champ" and his friends are over with Deranged, thy will get Joey. The BD....
[The crowd cheers and Lemmy smiles. As he talkes the kids starts to push eachother.]
Lemmy: I SAID THE BD!
[The crowd cheers louder]
Lemmy: We'll done with brother and Lover, then we will get to nightmare and Kane, too late for Joey anyway. So I am going to take out Nighty coz I was with the smaller brother, but Austin will be taken by Kane.
[The crowd boos]
Lemmy: Yeah, I know it is unfair. But wile Kane urns I am going to put the sweet chin music right in his chin.
[The crowd cheers as loud as they can]
Lemmy: And here it comes: ONE....
The crowd: ...TWO...
The crowd and Lemmy: THREE!
[The crowd cheers and Lemmy celabrates as "Wanted dead or alive" hits the hall]
Lemmy: HEY ALL!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: THE NEXT WORLD CHAMPION IS HERE!
[The crowd lets a big cheer]
Lemmy: Now I am ready to give you a little pre-view what is going to happen this friday, but I need eight kids from the audience.
[The kids starts to scream "Here, here" and to try to get his attention wile he is picking eight kids from the audience. He picks eight lids andd get them back on the ring.]
Lemmy: Now you are all grate kids, but we need one more thing.
[He goes next to the ring and takes a big box, then opens it on the ring. Thenhe calls the first kid to come and put on him a big singlet with sign: "Nighty"]
Lemmy: Wow, you look really... like the Nightmare, funny.
[The crowd laughts]
Lemmy: You come here.
[The next kid comes and he puts on him a mask. He turns left and right then gives a sign to Lemmy to come closer]
Lemmy: Yes?
[The kid wisper something in his ear then Lemy laughts]
Lemmy: Kane the kid wants to ask you something. How can you see with that mask?
[The audience laughts as the kid nods. Another kid comes and Lemmy takes out a fake squirrel, that looks like it was just crushed by a car.]
Lemmy: Sorry kid, but that was the only wig that looks like Malone's hair.
[The audience laughts. Then the next kid comes and he puts two small titles on his shoulders and the crowd cheers]
Lemmy: I think you know who that is?
[The crowd cheers again as he puts another title and gives a beer can to the next kid. Then a t-shirt with sign: "Disturbed one!". And last, but not least two t-shirt with the sign traitors as the crowd boos]
Lemmy: Now here what is going to happen: Nightmare and Kane will start to beat up Deranged. Then Joey will team up with them as they beat him up. Me and Austin will take Lover and his brother out of the match. Then as the "champ" and his friends are over with Deranged, thy will get Joey. The BD....
[The crowd cheers and Lemmy smiles. As he talkes the kids starts to push eachother.]
Lemmy: I SAID THE BD!
[The crowd cheers louder]
Lemmy: We'll done with brother and Lover, then we will get to nightmare and Kane, too late for Joey anyway. So I am going to take out Nighty coz I was with the smaller brother, but Austin will be taken by Kane.
[The crowd boos]
Lemmy: Yeah, I know it is unfair. But wile Kane urns I am going to put the sweet chin music right in his chin.
[The crowd cheers as loud as they can]
Lemmy: And here it comes: ONE....
The crowd: ...TWO...
The crowd and Lemmy: THREE!
[The crowd cheers and Lemmy celabrates as "Wanted dead or alive" hits the hall]