What they deserve

[Stone Cold]

Austin comes to the ring under a standing ovation. He has a smile on his face as he climbs between the ropes. He takes a mic and waits for the chants to stop.

Austin: It's been quite a week for DUEW. The wrestlers are pretty pissed at each other... Everybody keep talking trash about the others and it goes on and on and on... We all think we can win the match, we all hope we'll be the next champion and we all know that it will be one hell of a match and that's for DAMN CERTAIN!!!

The crowd cheers which makes Austin pause his speech.

Austin: It's been like that since the beginning of the professional wrestling... You have to fight your opponent not only on the ring but on a mental level... You have to abuse him in every way possible... You need to disturb his concentration and preparation for your match... You have to piss him off... That's how the things work and it's been like that this whole week... Am I right?

Some people in the crowd start a "Hell Yeah" chant.

Austin: And that's what you wanna see, right?

Again the "Hell Yeah" chant.

Austin: Good but you won't see it from me...

Some boos in the crowd.

Austin: This week I'll do something different... I won't be bitching and trying to piss off my opponents... I'll simply aknowledge how strong they are and I'll actually give them the respect they all deserve coz they are all tough S.O.B.s!

The crowd cheer.

Austin: I'll start with our World Champion - Nightmare.

The crowd has a mixed reaction.

Austin: We are talking about the current DUEW World Champion. He is a 6"11, 328 pounds monster... When you go on the ring with someone like that it makes you think - "God please don't let him eat me!"...

The crowd laughs and a smile is on Stone Cold's face.

Austin: I'm not kidding I'd rather wrestle a bear.

The crowd laughs again.

Austin: Not only that but he is walking around with one of the best managers in the whole industry - Paul Bearer. Having a man like him in his corner surely helps a lot... And even though I already mentioned how scary this giant was we never even mentioned the fact that his name and his whole attitude scares the Jesus out of a man! He is definately a scary individual and not someone you'd like to see in a small alley at night...

Austin smiles.

Austin: Now lets proceed with his brother... KANE! Never had a single title in DUEW which makes him one pissed S.O.B.!

The crowd cheers.

Austin: He is also a monster standing at 6ft 10 and 328 pounds. When you add the mask he is not someone you want to wrestle... Even if you ignore the fact that you can't tell if he is in pain or laughing out loud coz your little punbches couldn't hurt him at all...

Austin pauses and smiles which makes the crowd cheer.

Austin: And the fact that you can't make him bleed... Oh, believe me you can't!

The crowd cheers.

Austin: You still have the fact that you can't hit a single suplex or slam on this guy without getting a hernia...

The crowd laughs.

Austin: To sum it up... He is big, scary and wear a fuckin' mask... Not the guy you want to wrestle in any case...

Austin smiles.

Austin: We go on with Deranged and for the love of God this guy really is deranged.

The crowd cheers.

Austin: We are talking about Dizzy obssessed anti-social and completely insane guy walking around with a mirror in his hands... This mirror makes it look like you have two opponents instead of one and that freaks me out!

The crowd cheers.

Austin: I'm serious he is a complete wack job and there is not even one superstar in the back who would volounteerly wrestle with him. He doesn't care if he kills himself in a match... Actually he doesn't care about anything in a match and if a normal wrestler would stop the destruction once he pins you this guy might never go for a pin... He can simply keep beating on you for eternity! He talks with his mirror and for Christ's sake he considers Disturbed to be Jesus himself!

The crowd cheer.

Austin: With all my respect for Dizzy but does he even look like God to you?

The crowd starts cheering "Hell Yeah" which brings a suprised look on Austin's face.

Austin: You should get Deranged and together with him visit a doctor... Why you ask me? No reason just to check your and mostly his mental health!

The crowd cheers.

Austin: Love him or hate him I'd never fight Deranged if I didn't have to.

The crowd keeps cheering.

Austin: Now lets move to Joey Malone...

The crowd cheers.

Austin: Three times Tag team champion, two times Deathmatch champion and former Australian champ... It doesn't matter how much you hate the guy you have to admit that his achivements are incredible. Thee is more to it... He managed to keep B.O.D...

The crowd starts chanting "B.O.D."!

Austin: Yeah them... He managed to keep them away from the Deathmatch title at the time when they were in their prime.

The crowd cheers.

Austin: It's not in the statistics but it's in the memory of all the faithfull DUEW fans... His quick and technical style impresses almost all of the other wrestlers and his Napoli Cutter is one of the best moves in this industry. He can be beat down and sill manage to hit you with it in a matter of seconds...

The crowd cheers.

Austin: And once he does you are dead meat... He is born in Italy which makes him one of the most hot blooded guys wrestling in this ring and that's never a good thing about his opponents. He is an incredible athlete and he had showed it to all of us!

The crowd cheers as Austin takes a deep breath.

Austin: Unfortunately I have to move to Mr. Lover...

The crowd has a mixed reaction.

Austin: He betrayed me and I hate him more than anyone else in DUEW but that won't change the fact that he had been one of the greatest wrestlers in DUEW's history. His three Aussie titles are only matched by Nicho Z... He is also formr tag team champion... And most of all a guy who has reserved place in the hearts of the fans...

The crowd cheers.

Austin: It doesn't matter what he does he will always remain one of the DUEW favourite wrestlers... Why? I don't know... Maybe because of his attitude towards the ladies...

The crowd cheer.

Austin: Maybe because of his sence of humor or the fact that he is a world famous underdog...

The crowd cheers again.

Austin: But most of all because of himself... There is no other guy in my career who has been walking around with nine beautiful girls and his fiancee in the same time...

The crowd cheers.

Austin: I've never heard another guy to use the phase: "If you want to fuck the sky - teach your dick to fly!"

The crowd cheers.

Austin: And I've never seen such a little guy with such a huge heart...

The crowd cheers and starts chanting: "LOVER! LOVER!".

Austin: And of course there is his brother...

A mixed reaction.

Austin: Not very tough physically and with a "I own ya biatch" attitude...

The crowd laughs.

Austin: His cocky behaviour makes you want to slap him in the face and in the end you actually do slap him hard... But there is more about him than just another small guy in the wrestling bizz... He is the one that makes you all pray every week. His innovative religion understandings and his cocky attitude when combined gives every single one of you an unsual great combination. He makes you laugh, he makes you cry but most of all he fears no one... I think that this is the best thing about him... He fears no one and no one fears him... Oppps...

The crowd laughs.

Austin: I didn't mean to say that but it's kinda true... Anyway... The facts stay... He has a big heart... He is cocky... And he fears no one... He is nothing less than a great wrestler who deserves to be fighting with the best.

The crowd cheers.

Austin: And now to the last one... Lemmy Campbell!

The crowd cheers loudly as Austin mentions his partner name.

Austin: He is before all one tough S.O.B.!

A new wave of cheers.

Austin: Current Tag team and Deathmatch champion... I've wrestled with him and I've wrestler against him and I want to make it damn clear... wrestling with him is much better for two reasons... First of all you don't go to the hospital afterwards...

The crowd cheers and laughs.

Austin: And secondly - he celebrates his victories with a beer or two... or three... or four... or five... or... As many as he can take!

The crowd cheer.

Austin: He is a great guy. Always there for his friends. Likes to drink beer... Likes to challange his faith and push everything to the limits... He is my friend and it doesn't matter what I say coz it will never be enough to describe him...

The crowd cheer.

Austin: He is a successful wrestler but there is more to it than that... He is a great guy but there is more... without Lemmy Cambell there will be no more Stone Cold!

The crowd cheers and starts chanting "Beer Drinkers!"

Austin: These people will all be my opponents this Sunburn and it doesn't matter how much respect I have for them. I'll fight them all even though it'd be one of the hardest matches of my career.

The crowd cheers.

Austin: I'll give 100% of myself in this match and push my body and my will to the limits just to win that match... I'll give my best...

The crowd cheers.

Austin: And if my best is not good enough... I'LL DOUBLE AND TRIPLE IT!

The crowd starts chanting "Austin! Austin! Austin!" as Stone Cold smiles.

[Nightmare]

Shorlty after we saw Paul Bearer on the titantron smerking towards the camera as Austin starts to look suprised what Bearer is doing on the titantron.

Paul Bearer: Well, Welll, Welll look who we have here! Someones going a bit to kind hearted before one of the biggest matches in SunBurn history! Son ive known you for years, and this isnt the usual Stone Cold i once knew, no, this is a Stone Cold thats just waiting for a life threating move to end your cararer!

Austin: Well if i were you Paul i would shut your mouth cause ill just come back there and whip your ass sooner than you can chomp into a jam donut!

The crowd cheers in response as Bearer looks even more angry.

Paul Bearer: I'm not the one moaning or winging about if my Nightmare will retain or win his match tomorrow night, because i exactly know he will win and retain, that means if pinning you after the Tombstone, Last Ride or even the chokeslam, so be it.

Austin starts to look around sratching his head but then starts to laugh as Paul Bearer looks suprised.

Austin: Yet again, you have everything planned out dont you? Arent you forgetting something thats bugging you and surely Nightmare, who is walking out the champion but yet again, whos walking out alive?

Paul Bearer: How dare you insult me, Nightmare and Kane like that! Austin, you are one scared little boy, you dont know anything apart having alcholic beverages and running a muck on that little machine you call a mini 4WD.

Paul Bearer: Nightmare cant die, nither can Kane, Kane survived the fire back in the house many many years ago, but a peasnt like you wouldnt last a second in what Nightmare and Kane have been through.

Suddenly Bearer is cut off as the lights dim. The crowd lets off a huge mixed reaction as a video package is shown on the titantron, it seems its a 2nd version of the previous footage that was seen days ago on the WarZone.

Footage

Death, something thats been feared by many men everyday of there lifes, something no man living would want to arrive there, at the dawn of time, a man a day dies from unknown causes, but something, something far from worse than a normal death unexpected is getting in the ring with the man from the Darkside, the Lord of Darkness, Nightmare.

Footage opens up showing many Nightmare at his famous alter reading parts from a book and having flames shoot up behind, singling the early partys of his debut before facing Ken Paradise in Febuary, it then shows more clips during Nightmares "terror" run onto numrous of supestars including Deranged and Joey Malone, basically so far shows the vintage areas of Nightmare and Paul Bearer.

Aftet this it shows different clips of Nightmare's run in the DUEW as Champion defeating men like Matt Hare, Juilo and recently defeating and ending the long time feud with nemesis Nicho "Z".

The footage eventually ends showing Nightmare singal the crowd by having his arms in the air towards the crowd after a match as the footage ends with Nightmare throwing his hands down causing flames to shoot up behind him, following back to the June 2006 circa when he delivered numrous of flame shots surronding Disturbed.

End of Footage

The camera pans back to the ring as the lights are dimmed to a dark blue surronding Austin as Nightmare's voice is heard throught the arena yet again with the crowd giving suprisly a good pop and some boos.

Nightmare: Austin, tomorrow night will be my night, my night to show the world how tough the Darkside can be, tomorrow night, i will retain my World Championship, and tomorrow night, the Darkside will kick ass and take names, and everyone will Rest in Peace!

Suddenly a number of fireworks/explosions hit in the arena and above the ring causing the ring to collpase kind of on one side as Austin starts to look stunned in the ring as a huge TX symbol lowers from the rafters, attached to the symbol is a replica of the World Championship singling something towards all the competiors in the match.