Post by Jason Sensation on Nov 2, 2006 11:50:17 GMT 10
A shot of a big Boeing 747, flying through the sky is shown. The sky is blood red and it is a beautiful scene, with the usually snow white clouds bathed in colour as the sun goes down. The camera moves closer to the plane, coming in on the side, slowly focusing in on a solitary window towards the front.
Enjoying the luxury of first class travel sat a young Irishman, on his way to fulfill his dreams and entertain millions of adoring fans. It was Jason Sensation, the Dubliner with a big mouth and an even bigger ego. He was the latest acquisition of Down Under Extreme Wrestling and he was ready to follow in the footsteps of some of the companies biggest names like Jonny Stripes, Angie Ryker, Disturbed, Nicho "Z", Matt Hare and current World Champion, Lemmy Campbell.
Jason was a good looking fellow and the women certainly appreciated his presence, with the air hostesses offering him anything he wanted, usually with a seductive tone on the "anything". None of this phased Jason though. He was used to temptations and knew all about sacrifice. There was no way he was going to be tempted into, literally and metaphorically, one of those pretty, young women.
He decided that if he couldn't have that kind of fun, then he wanted a different kind of fun. He called over the air hostess and with a smile he began to talk to her
Jason: "Hey, hi there, listen dear, I know earlier you said I could have anything I wanted, well I was kind of hoping you could make good on your promise and do something for me that I would really appreciate."
The air hostess looked at Jason with a keen smile and nodded, drawing herself dangerously close to Jasons face. Jason, maintaining his cool facade, whispered seductively to her, saying his words slowly and purposefully
Jason: "I want you...sweetie...to get me...off...this seat...and I want you...to bring...my cock...pit fantasies...to life"
The air hostesses face goes from intent and concentrating, to pissed off in a matter of seconds. She hurriedly leads Jason to the cockpit of the plane to meet the captain. The air hostess rushed back out of the cockpit as Jason shook the captains hand
Jason: "So how long until we get into Sydney, cap'n?"
Captain: "20 minutes and we should be banking for the landing sir. So what is it that you are coming to do in Sydney?"
Jason: "I'm coming here to wrestle, actually"
The captains face drops and he looks away from the controls to stare at Jason. After a few uncomfortable moments Jason breaks the silence
Jason: "So how about those controls, aye, shouldn't you be looking over them"
The captain continues staring at Jason, ignoring his question and launching into his own
Captain: "Wait wait, your going to wrestle for...DUEW?"
Jason smiles and nods, giving an apprehensive look at the controls. He didn't mind high flying, but flying this high was a whole different story
Captain: "So your going to be wrestling Lemmy Cambell?"
Jason: "Thats the plan man"
Captain: "Are they gonna give you a title match?"
Jason smiles awkwardly and looks away, not wanting to say anything he shouldn't. Suddenly the plan starts shaking a little. Not knowing or caring whether it was turbulence or poor driving, Jason anxiously grabbed onto the top of the cabin and said
Jason: "Look look, I'll tell you, but you have to promise something"
Captain: "Anything"
Jason: "Steer the fucking plane!"
The captain, shocked by his shouting, sits dumbfounded for a moment, before turning to the controls and balancing the plane yet again. Jason, now relieved, takes his hand off the top of the cockpit and starts talking
Jason: "Now, I'm not sure what is going to happen in the long run, but watch tomorrow night and I will be in the tournament to get a shot at Lemmy's title and I won't be there just to make up numbers either. I only know one opponent yet, Pyro and I know I can beat him any day of the week. If I win the tournament, you better believe I am gonna win at A Day to Remember and take the title home"
Captain: "Wow, don't worry mate, I'll be rooting for you. Thats if ya not pulling my leg. Good luck mate, but you better go sit down cos we will be landing soon."
Jason looks out the front window of the plane, seeing the sun on the horizon, setting. He smiles at the irony before leaving back to his seat, pondering his future in DUEW and whether he could really become World Heavyweight Champion
Enjoying the luxury of first class travel sat a young Irishman, on his way to fulfill his dreams and entertain millions of adoring fans. It was Jason Sensation, the Dubliner with a big mouth and an even bigger ego. He was the latest acquisition of Down Under Extreme Wrestling and he was ready to follow in the footsteps of some of the companies biggest names like Jonny Stripes, Angie Ryker, Disturbed, Nicho "Z", Matt Hare and current World Champion, Lemmy Campbell.
Jason was a good looking fellow and the women certainly appreciated his presence, with the air hostesses offering him anything he wanted, usually with a seductive tone on the "anything". None of this phased Jason though. He was used to temptations and knew all about sacrifice. There was no way he was going to be tempted into, literally and metaphorically, one of those pretty, young women.
He decided that if he couldn't have that kind of fun, then he wanted a different kind of fun. He called over the air hostess and with a smile he began to talk to her
Jason: "Hey, hi there, listen dear, I know earlier you said I could have anything I wanted, well I was kind of hoping you could make good on your promise and do something for me that I would really appreciate."
The air hostess looked at Jason with a keen smile and nodded, drawing herself dangerously close to Jasons face. Jason, maintaining his cool facade, whispered seductively to her, saying his words slowly and purposefully
Jason: "I want you...sweetie...to get me...off...this seat...and I want you...to bring...my cock...pit fantasies...to life"
The air hostesses face goes from intent and concentrating, to pissed off in a matter of seconds. She hurriedly leads Jason to the cockpit of the plane to meet the captain. The air hostess rushed back out of the cockpit as Jason shook the captains hand
Jason: "So how long until we get into Sydney, cap'n?"
Captain: "20 minutes and we should be banking for the landing sir. So what is it that you are coming to do in Sydney?"
Jason: "I'm coming here to wrestle, actually"
The captains face drops and he looks away from the controls to stare at Jason. After a few uncomfortable moments Jason breaks the silence
Jason: "So how about those controls, aye, shouldn't you be looking over them"
The captain continues staring at Jason, ignoring his question and launching into his own
Captain: "Wait wait, your going to wrestle for...DUEW?"
Jason smiles and nods, giving an apprehensive look at the controls. He didn't mind high flying, but flying this high was a whole different story
Captain: "So your going to be wrestling Lemmy Cambell?"
Jason: "Thats the plan man"
Captain: "Are they gonna give you a title match?"
Jason smiles awkwardly and looks away, not wanting to say anything he shouldn't. Suddenly the plan starts shaking a little. Not knowing or caring whether it was turbulence or poor driving, Jason anxiously grabbed onto the top of the cabin and said
Jason: "Look look, I'll tell you, but you have to promise something"
Captain: "Anything"
Jason: "Steer the fucking plane!"
The captain, shocked by his shouting, sits dumbfounded for a moment, before turning to the controls and balancing the plane yet again. Jason, now relieved, takes his hand off the top of the cockpit and starts talking
Jason: "Now, I'm not sure what is going to happen in the long run, but watch tomorrow night and I will be in the tournament to get a shot at Lemmy's title and I won't be there just to make up numbers either. I only know one opponent yet, Pyro and I know I can beat him any day of the week. If I win the tournament, you better believe I am gonna win at A Day to Remember and take the title home"
Captain: "Wow, don't worry mate, I'll be rooting for you. Thats if ya not pulling my leg. Good luck mate, but you better go sit down cos we will be landing soon."
Jason looks out the front window of the plane, seeing the sun on the horizon, setting. He smiles at the irony before leaving back to his seat, pondering his future in DUEW and whether he could really become World Heavyweight Champion