Post by Jonny Stripes on Nov 10, 2005 18:45:25 GMT 10
OOC- Get Ready! This is a huge piece of writing. I have been working for two weeks on this and I hope you all like it...I suggest you get some food and sit down, it is a long read!
The show opens with the song “Life in the fast lane” by the Eagles playing as the Sunburn video plays out. We see shots of all of the DUEW superstars and admin peoples. Then the real action begins. The show opens with green and gold fireworks going off at the entrance. JJ and Tom C welcome us to A Day to Remember and run us through the matches and stipulations for the night. They talk about the first match, the Australian Title match and make predictions. JJ says Lover will be 5th time lucky and take the title back and Tom C completely disagrees, saying Lover just cannot find an answer to the man twice his size. They then talk about the 8 man War Games Match for the Tag Team Titles. Tom C picks Bret and Joey as the team to beat that no one can beat. JJ points out that they have never defended the titles and says that BODs vast experience will see them through. They then go onto the Deathmatch and discuss what match type it will be. JJ says he wants a Hell in a Cell and Tom C says he wants that too. However they both want different outcomes. Then they move onto the grand daddy, the main event match for the World Title. They talk about how there has never been a Buried Alive match before and run us through the rules. On this occasion they agree that Jonny is the favourite but Pyro was a huge threat. The night then began with Boris and Lover coming to the ring to start the first match.
The bell rings and the action kicks off
JJ: “This is Lover and Boris’ 5th meeting for Australian title and by God it will be huge”
Lover and Boris quickly lock up and Lover is forced into the corner by Boris. Boris starts hitting Lovers body with clenched fists before the referee breaks them up. The ref is holding Boris back but Lover runs out of the corner and attacks him like a tornado, fists flying at him. Lover gets him to the ropes and tries to Irish whip him but Boris reverses it and sends him flying to the other side. Lover comes back at lightning speed and jumps in the air, hitting a flying clothesline on Boris, who slowly falls to his feet
Tom C: “Did you see that?”
JJ: “Yes I did, Mr. Lover just knocked down a man almost twice his size with a huge clothesline”
Lover gets up before Boris does and he starts dropping the elbow into him. He hits three elbows before Boris gets up. Lover takes him to the corner and starts’ kicking him in the gut but Boris soon throws Lover into the same position as he was in. Boris starts doing the same thing. Boris gets Lover to the floor onto his behind and then turns him over and presses his throat into the second turnbuckle. The ref counts to four before Boris lets go. The ref tells him to get out of the corner but he just does the same thing again, the ref once more counting to four. Boris shows no regard for the refs warnings and does this 8 times in total, before the ref tells him he will be disqualified if he does it once more.
JJ: “Finally, someone standing up to that pig of a man”
Boris agrees with the ref not to do it again and then tell him his shoe is untied. The ref bends down to see if it is and while he is bending down Boris goes back to Lover. He grabs him and throws him onto his shoulder, before tossing him onto the ref, who was still looking down and tieing his shoe. The ref rolls out of the ring hurt and Boris laughs wildly. He gets out of the ring and grabs two chairs, bringing them inside. He approaches Lover and smashes him on the back with the chair and swings back for a second when all of a sudden all the lights cut off.
JJ: “What the hell is this?”
All of a sudden red lights start flickering all around the arena and small fireworks go off in a spectrum of colours. Then a lightning bolt hits the middle of the ring and everything goes dark again. The lights then flash white for a second every 4 seconds and we see Shadow
Tom C: “Is it who we think it is?”
JJ: “It’s someone returning from the dead! I am sure who it is, it is Anthony Willows, but he is dead!”
Shadow stalks Boris and strikes him from behind with elbows. He knocks Boris onto his knees before kicking him right between the legs, smashing his foot into Boris’ groin. Shadow then takes the two chairs and smashes them on both sides of Boris’ head. Boris is down on his stomach and is busted open on one side. Shadow just stares at him and then locks the chair around his throat. He takes the other chair and glides off of the 2nd turnbuckle, slamming the chair onto the end of the other, hitting a Guillotine like move.
JJ: “I know Shadow has won the Australian title before but why is he interfering here? He doesn’t really have any place”
Tom C: “This man has not only got no place in the ring but he has no place amongst the living! We are really seeing a dead man walking right now!”
Boris is bleeding from the mouth and is very hurt, shuddering every few seconds. Shadow looks at him with contempt and is about to get out of the ring but he sees Lover approaching him groggily, hand outstretched. Shadow grabs it and then pulls Lover up onto his shoulders. He throws him off hitting the “Introduction to Destruction” right onto Boris. Shadow runs from the ring as he sees the ref coming back into the ring. The ref slowly gets in and sees Lover lying on Boris’ stomach, both men out cold. He goes to his knees and counts for three, making Lover the new Australian Champion.
JJ: “I don’t know what the hell just happened but it was weird”
Tom C: “Well we do know one thing, that Lover is the new Australian champion. I bet he will have a big party with his nine lovely ladies tonight, I wonder if he could spare me one”
Lover is waking up in the ring and sees he has been handed the Australian title and that his music is playing. It takes him a few moments to figure out that he somehow won the title for a second time and broke his bad spell against Boris. As Lover walked up the ramp paramedics were rushing to the ring with a stretcher and strapped Boris onto it, with a neck brace and things to keep his body in line. While Boris was being put onto the stretcher Lover stood at the top of the ramp, title raised though hardly remembering a thing. He turns around however walks right into Shadow. Shadow kicks him in the stomach and pulls him down between his legs. He lifts him up onto his shoulders before swinging down, powerbombing Lover onto the hard steel. Shadow picks up the Aussie title and waves it in front of Lovers face. Lover gets up and tries to fight him but ends up being DDTed onto his own title belt. Shadow stands on the stage, arms held high with the title
JJ: “I cannot believe my eyes at all! I am speechless!”
After the Aussie title match the show cuts to the four teams getting ready in separate rooms. It starts with the champs. Bret and Joey are stretching out and talking they take up their titles and high 5 each other, each telling the other to keep their heads.
Then the scene goes to the BOD Locker Room. Jonny and Disturbed have their titles around their waists and are doing a final warm up. Jonny has a 2x4 in his hand and is taking slow swings at Disturbed. They are practicing reversals. Jonny swings at Disturbed’s shoulder, he dodges and then pulls the 2x4, bringing Jonny closer to the ground. Disturbed puts him in a headlock and then the pair say they are ready. They wish each other luck, hug and leave their locker room.
Next up is the Beer Drinkers. They are doing as you would expect and are having one last beer before they go out to the ring. They shake it up and slam them together hard, before pouring the remainder down their throats. Lemmy crushes the can against his head and Stone Cold simply throws it behind him and the pair come out.
The final team of Lover and Luda is then showed. Lover is a little tender after only getting beaten up 3 minutes ago. The doctor is strapping his shoulder and Luda looks a little anxious. Lover assures him he will be fine and Luda turns away and puts on his jacket. The doctor gives Lover a pain killing injection and the pair do out to fight.
The ring is set for the war games match, the arena reshaped to fit in the two rings and keep the audience safe from the explosions that were set to happen. The opponents made their way to the ring, team by team with Stone Cold and Lemmy first, then Lover and Luda, followed by Jonny and Disturbed and finally the tag team champions, Bret and Joey. One member of each team starts in each ring, in one ring Stone Cold, Lover, Jonny and Bret stood and in the other Lemmy, Luda, Disturbed and Joey went.
The bell rings and the match gets under way. In the first ring Stone Cold and Lover faced off, as did Jonny and Bret. In the other Lemmy and Luda squared off, while Disturbed started with Joey.
In Ring 1 the action was slow and weapons were soon brought in. Stone Cold and Lover had suplexed Bret onto a chair but as they got up Jonny came in with the giant salmon, smashing Stone Cold in the head with it and hitting the back of Lovers leg. Jonny jumps onto Stone Cold for a cover and gets the first pinfall of the match.
However Disturbed didn’t get a chance to score a pinfall and an early win for his team as he had been DDTed by Luda and Joey had put him in the “Pizza Puller”, forcing Disturbed to tap as Luda started to tickle him. As Joey let go and Disturbed rolled to the ropes Luda stood behind Joey and pulled him into a schoolboy roll up, getting a 3 count and causing Joey to chase him into “no mans” land.
In the other ring Bret had recovered from the double suplex and was beating Stone Cold up, while Lover and Jonny plotted a surprise attack. They got a piece of rope and Jonny took it on one side, while Lover stood on the other side. Bret had gone to bounce off the ropes to knock Stone Cold out of the ring but as he ran back he tripped over the rope that Jonny and Lover had held out and landed hard on his face. Lover was ready to go into the ring but Jonny pulled hard on his rope and slammed Lover into the apron. Jonny ran in the ring himself to get a cover on Bret but Stone Cold met him with a stunner and then got the cover on Bret himself.
In the other ring Disturbed is up from his submission and Lemmy has set up a table in front of the turnbuckle. The two face off and try various ways of slamming each other through the table. Lemmy tries to scoop slam Disturbed into it but Diz falls over his back and locks his hands around his waist. He spins around and pulls back for a German suplex but Lemmy escapes mid air and lands on his feet on the table, Dizzy facing the other way. As Diz turns Lemmy jumps off and grabs his head for a DDT, spinning around and trying to bring Diz down onto the table with it. Dizzy however throws himself forward and slams Lemmy face first through the table, getting a pin on him.
In the other ring there are now six men fighting it out, Stone Cold, Bret Hart, Jonny, Lover, Joey and Luda. The 5 men all gang up on Jonny and are beating him badly. Jonny tries to fight them off but can’t. Stone Cold hits a spinebuster on him, Lover a shooting star splash and Joey a flying cross body. Bret Hart is about to lock in the sharpshooter but Disturbed, seeing what was happening in the other ring, ran over and began to help his partner. He clothselined Lover and Joey, DDTed Stone Cold and Dizzy Bombed Bret. Jonny and Dizzy were now fighting all comers and winning. Jonny hit the Independence Slam on Joey and Double Arm DDTed Stone Cold. They cleared everyone from the ring, except Luda, by either throwing them or clothselining them out. BOD circled Luda, ready to strike. Jonny grabbed him and suplexed him, Disturbed dropped the elbow into him and then Jonny T-Bone Suplexed him. Disturbed ran to the ropes and jumped up and backwards, hitting him with a lionsault. Jonny and Disturbed are pumped up and so are the crowd. They get him up and Disturbed lifts him, ready for a Dizzy Bomb. Jonny climbs the top rope and signals for the BOD finisher the “Destroyer”. He dives off and hits a flying clothesline on Luda, while Disturbed brought him down for a spinebuster. Disturbed put on a casual cover and Jonny watched the men on the outside.
Lemmy, who had been out in the other ring, was well aware of what was happening. He hid low under the apron with a chair until he heard the impact of the spinebuster. At this moment he got in the ring and cracked Jonny on the back of the head and dragged Disturbed off of Luda, throwing him out of the ring. Lemmy lay down on Luda and got the pinfall.
On the outside of the ring Joey and Bret are fighting Lover and Stone Cold. They have set up three tables onto each other and two ladders on the outside and are now close to the barbed wire protected counter. The clock has 2:01 left on it before the explosives go off. The four men split into two groups, Lover against Joey and Bret against Stone Cold. Lover has Joey up on his shoulder and is moving to the barb wire counter. He goes to slam Joey hard onto it but Joey lands on his knees. Joey fights the pain and grabs Lovers neck and flings himself forward, hitting the Napoli Cutter on the barb wire box, causing it to partly collapse, however the timer is still going. Joey looks at a ladder that is a fair way off and moves it a little closer before starting to climb it.
Meanwhile Bret and Stone Cold are at the top of another ladder, Bret on one side and Stone Cold on the other. On Stone Colds side the three tables are stacked. They are punching each other, one for one but Stone Cold gets the upper hand. He puts Bret in the position for a suplex off of the ladder but Bret breaks out and swings around, pulling Stone Colds chin onto the top of the ladder like a modified stunner, sending him flying backwards off of the ladder and Bret falls off as well. Stone Cold however falls through the three tables and is motionless upon landing, while Bret is also badly hurt.
Just as Bret and Stone Cold fall from the ladder Joey is leaping off of another. Joey flies down from the top of the ladder and hits Lover, who is face down on the barbed wire, perfectly with a diving cross body. The entire counter collapses and we see the clock has stopped on 0:06 and that Joey and Lover were reeling in pain. Lover has wire stuck into his forehead and chest and Joey has some deep in his wrist. The four wrestlers are laid out on the outside.
Back in the first ring Jonny is beating Lemmy up with the chair as revenge from earlier. He hits a standing Guillotine on him and Lemmy rolls out of the ring in pain. Disturbed and Jonny are again in the ring with Luda and go to team up on him but Luda kicks Jonny in the stomach and hits Dizzy in the face. Luda has enough time to gather himself and when Dizzy turns around again he is met with a dropkick. Jonny in turn is hit with a snap suplex followed by a spinning heel kick. Luda gets psyched up as he is now alone with Disturbed, Jonny being pulled from the ring by the now furious Lemmy. Luda stalks behind Dizzy and grabs his arms, turning them into the Unprettier. Disturbed is down and Luda climbs to the top rope and dives off, turning a 360 flip and landing into Disturbed’s chest, driving in his knees. Luda gets a cover on Disturbed and a three count.
In the second ring Jonny and Lemmy are duking it out, hitting each other with flying fists and elbows. Jonny takes Lemmy to the corner and lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. He goes up and puts him in the position for a superplex. However Lemmy fights him off and throws Jonny down. He balances himself on top and is about to jump off when Luda comes from the other ring and knocks him off of his perch, groin hitting the top turnbuckle. Luda is about to knock him off completely when Jonny charges him and knocks him off of the apron to the outside. Jonny then goes out on to the apron and punches Lemmy again before climbing onto the turnbuckle behind him. Jonny gets him in a full nelson hold and then pulls Lemmy onto his feet, still on the turnbuckle. Jonny takes a few steps forward and Lemmy and him are on the very end of the turnbuckle. Jonny sticks his foot out in front of Lemmys and then leans forward. He and Lemmy fly off of the turnbuckle and Jonny crushes Lemmy face first, jamming his body onto Lemmys. He is lying on Lemmys back for a moment, both looking hurt when Jonny regains his senses and puts his hands together and rips at Lemmys neck, locking in the Neck Amendment. Lemmy taps out and Jonny pulls Luda into his ring.
At this stage Disturbed is back up and Joey and Bret Hart are in the ring with him, teaming on him. They are hitting him with fists but Disturbed has got his second wind and is beating the crap out of them both. Bret runs at him and he throws him over the ropes and to the outside before turning to Joey.
In the second ring Luda is taking Jonny to pieces, working his knee. He delivers multiple dropkicks to his knee before stretching it in a number of ways. Luda then calls Jonny up and Jonny does so. However Jonny muscles Luda into the corner and starts pounding chops onto his chest. He is about to deliver a 5th when Lover ducks and stretches Jonny over the ropes, pulling him into the “Luda Lock”. Jonny taps out and the camera moves just in time to find the finish of the match.
Disturbed has sent Bret and Joey to the outside but in turn has been set upon by Stone Cold and Lover, both up from the big moves done to them earlier. They are working together and hit a double thrust Spinebuster. Stone Cold leans down ready to hit the stunner but before he can Lover sneaks behind him and puts him into a schoolboy pin. The ref counts and gets to three, with Lover and Luda winning the titles. Stone Cold gets up furious and is about to hit Lover but he ducks and DDT’s him. On the top turnbuckle we see Luda and he dives off, hitting the swanton bomb on Stone Cold. The new champions throw the rest out of the ring and celebrate together with the titles.
The station goes to a break and when we return we see the arena is back to normal. The camera then goes backstage where we hear Bret shouting.
Bret: “This is all your fault…”
The camera goes into the room where the shouting is and we see Bret berating Joey
Bret: “Your bastard! You lost the title! That was my title and you lost it”
Joey: “You never even did anything to win it and you never did anything to keep it! Face it Bret, you are just too old and too out of it”
Bret: “Look, we will talk about this later, I have a match to go see Mr. Howard before my Deathmatch title match, yeah I got one! Do you have one?”
Joey shakes his head
Bret: “I will be back later and then we can sort this out…”
Bret turns to leave but quickly swings back around and slams his fist into Joeys face. He absolutely pulverizes him and leaves him in a bloody mess before storming out to find Mr. H.
Bret and Dizzy bump into each other as they are about to enter the office.
Dizzy: “Ladies first”
Bret: “Grow up”
Dizzy: “Maybe I could learn from you, I mean you are pretty old”
Disturbed starts laughing and pushes Bret out of the way. Bret follows Disturbed in and they see Mr. H. They walk in and sit down in front of the desk
Mr. H: “So I guess you both think you know the match type already then right?”
Bret: “It is pretty obvious when you think about it, I mean there is a freakin’ cell hanging above the ring!”
Mr. H smiles to himself and Dizzy looks at him with a twinkle in his eye
Disturbed: “You have something up your sleeve”
Mr. H: “Now if I had something up my sleeve you would think I was deceiving you. But really I haven’t deceived anybody at all; however I do have a surprise”
Bret: “What is it?”
Mr. H points to a TV and presses the play button on a remote
The scene is outside of Silverwater Prison to start with, before it goes inside. We see Mrs. Howard sitting at a round table. She is talking but we can see who to.
Mystery Woman: “How did you arrange a meeting with both us?”
Mrs. H: “Your mother has her ways”
The camera turns and we see Brendan Howard and Miss Howard in orange jumpsuits. They look miserable and tired
Mrs. H: “I can’t believe my babies got put away for double murder! 25 years each!”
Brendan: “It ain’t that bad ma”
Mrs. H: “Don’t give me your sob stories you bastard! Try to put your father away for double murder! Dickhead!”
Brendan looks taken aback
Mrs. H: “I’m sorry sweetie, I just can’t believe I raised a couple of liars and killers”
Miss Howard: “This better be important”
Mrs. H: “Of course it is honey, I wouldn’t want to see you again and less it was”
Miss Howard looks at her mother coldly
Mrs. H: “I need you to vote”
Brendan: “We can’t, we are in prison”
Mrs. H: “For a match stipulation let me finish, Jesus Christ!”
Miss Howard: “Let’s get this over with, shall we. I vote Ironman”
Mrs. H: “How did you know?”
Miss Howard: “I keep my finger on the pulse, I mean, I will soon be out of here and running DUEW”
Mrs. H: “Over my dead body”
Miss Howard: “It could be arranged”
Mrs. H looks away from her daughter and at her son
Brendan: “I am ruining your business from the inside mother! I am going to vote for Ironman”
Mrs. H: “Fine”
Mrs. H gets up and Brendan starts laughing, before shouting to his mother as she walked away
Brendan: “THIS WILL BRING DOWN DUEW”
Miss Howard gets up from the table and Brendan stays, laughing while Mrs. H walks out
Mrs. H: “I should have breast fed him”
The tape finishes and the scene goes back to the office
Mr. H: “So you see tonight, seeing as Ironman and HIAC drew we will be having”
Bret: “Two matches!”
Dizzy: “No, we will be having a Ironman HIAC match”
Mr. H: “You read my mind! You see HIAC got 3, Ironman got 3 and Submission got 2, so it is a draw”
The show opens with the song “Life in the fast lane” by the Eagles playing as the Sunburn video plays out. We see shots of all of the DUEW superstars and admin peoples. Then the real action begins. The show opens with green and gold fireworks going off at the entrance. JJ and Tom C welcome us to A Day to Remember and run us through the matches and stipulations for the night. They talk about the first match, the Australian Title match and make predictions. JJ says Lover will be 5th time lucky and take the title back and Tom C completely disagrees, saying Lover just cannot find an answer to the man twice his size. They then talk about the 8 man War Games Match for the Tag Team Titles. Tom C picks Bret and Joey as the team to beat that no one can beat. JJ points out that they have never defended the titles and says that BODs vast experience will see them through. They then go onto the Deathmatch and discuss what match type it will be. JJ says he wants a Hell in a Cell and Tom C says he wants that too. However they both want different outcomes. Then they move onto the grand daddy, the main event match for the World Title. They talk about how there has never been a Buried Alive match before and run us through the rules. On this occasion they agree that Jonny is the favourite but Pyro was a huge threat. The night then began with Boris and Lover coming to the ring to start the first match.
The bell rings and the action kicks off
JJ: “This is Lover and Boris’ 5th meeting for Australian title and by God it will be huge”
Lover and Boris quickly lock up and Lover is forced into the corner by Boris. Boris starts hitting Lovers body with clenched fists before the referee breaks them up. The ref is holding Boris back but Lover runs out of the corner and attacks him like a tornado, fists flying at him. Lover gets him to the ropes and tries to Irish whip him but Boris reverses it and sends him flying to the other side. Lover comes back at lightning speed and jumps in the air, hitting a flying clothesline on Boris, who slowly falls to his feet
Tom C: “Did you see that?”
JJ: “Yes I did, Mr. Lover just knocked down a man almost twice his size with a huge clothesline”
Lover gets up before Boris does and he starts dropping the elbow into him. He hits three elbows before Boris gets up. Lover takes him to the corner and starts’ kicking him in the gut but Boris soon throws Lover into the same position as he was in. Boris starts doing the same thing. Boris gets Lover to the floor onto his behind and then turns him over and presses his throat into the second turnbuckle. The ref counts to four before Boris lets go. The ref tells him to get out of the corner but he just does the same thing again, the ref once more counting to four. Boris shows no regard for the refs warnings and does this 8 times in total, before the ref tells him he will be disqualified if he does it once more.
JJ: “Finally, someone standing up to that pig of a man”
Boris agrees with the ref not to do it again and then tell him his shoe is untied. The ref bends down to see if it is and while he is bending down Boris goes back to Lover. He grabs him and throws him onto his shoulder, before tossing him onto the ref, who was still looking down and tieing his shoe. The ref rolls out of the ring hurt and Boris laughs wildly. He gets out of the ring and grabs two chairs, bringing them inside. He approaches Lover and smashes him on the back with the chair and swings back for a second when all of a sudden all the lights cut off.
JJ: “What the hell is this?”
All of a sudden red lights start flickering all around the arena and small fireworks go off in a spectrum of colours. Then a lightning bolt hits the middle of the ring and everything goes dark again. The lights then flash white for a second every 4 seconds and we see Shadow
Tom C: “Is it who we think it is?”
JJ: “It’s someone returning from the dead! I am sure who it is, it is Anthony Willows, but he is dead!”
Shadow stalks Boris and strikes him from behind with elbows. He knocks Boris onto his knees before kicking him right between the legs, smashing his foot into Boris’ groin. Shadow then takes the two chairs and smashes them on both sides of Boris’ head. Boris is down on his stomach and is busted open on one side. Shadow just stares at him and then locks the chair around his throat. He takes the other chair and glides off of the 2nd turnbuckle, slamming the chair onto the end of the other, hitting a Guillotine like move.
JJ: “I know Shadow has won the Australian title before but why is he interfering here? He doesn’t really have any place”
Tom C: “This man has not only got no place in the ring but he has no place amongst the living! We are really seeing a dead man walking right now!”
Boris is bleeding from the mouth and is very hurt, shuddering every few seconds. Shadow looks at him with contempt and is about to get out of the ring but he sees Lover approaching him groggily, hand outstretched. Shadow grabs it and then pulls Lover up onto his shoulders. He throws him off hitting the “Introduction to Destruction” right onto Boris. Shadow runs from the ring as he sees the ref coming back into the ring. The ref slowly gets in and sees Lover lying on Boris’ stomach, both men out cold. He goes to his knees and counts for three, making Lover the new Australian Champion.
JJ: “I don’t know what the hell just happened but it was weird”
Tom C: “Well we do know one thing, that Lover is the new Australian champion. I bet he will have a big party with his nine lovely ladies tonight, I wonder if he could spare me one”
Lover is waking up in the ring and sees he has been handed the Australian title and that his music is playing. It takes him a few moments to figure out that he somehow won the title for a second time and broke his bad spell against Boris. As Lover walked up the ramp paramedics were rushing to the ring with a stretcher and strapped Boris onto it, with a neck brace and things to keep his body in line. While Boris was being put onto the stretcher Lover stood at the top of the ramp, title raised though hardly remembering a thing. He turns around however walks right into Shadow. Shadow kicks him in the stomach and pulls him down between his legs. He lifts him up onto his shoulders before swinging down, powerbombing Lover onto the hard steel. Shadow picks up the Aussie title and waves it in front of Lovers face. Lover gets up and tries to fight him but ends up being DDTed onto his own title belt. Shadow stands on the stage, arms held high with the title
JJ: “I cannot believe my eyes at all! I am speechless!”
After the Aussie title match the show cuts to the four teams getting ready in separate rooms. It starts with the champs. Bret and Joey are stretching out and talking they take up their titles and high 5 each other, each telling the other to keep their heads.
Then the scene goes to the BOD Locker Room. Jonny and Disturbed have their titles around their waists and are doing a final warm up. Jonny has a 2x4 in his hand and is taking slow swings at Disturbed. They are practicing reversals. Jonny swings at Disturbed’s shoulder, he dodges and then pulls the 2x4, bringing Jonny closer to the ground. Disturbed puts him in a headlock and then the pair say they are ready. They wish each other luck, hug and leave their locker room.
Next up is the Beer Drinkers. They are doing as you would expect and are having one last beer before they go out to the ring. They shake it up and slam them together hard, before pouring the remainder down their throats. Lemmy crushes the can against his head and Stone Cold simply throws it behind him and the pair come out.
The final team of Lover and Luda is then showed. Lover is a little tender after only getting beaten up 3 minutes ago. The doctor is strapping his shoulder and Luda looks a little anxious. Lover assures him he will be fine and Luda turns away and puts on his jacket. The doctor gives Lover a pain killing injection and the pair do out to fight.
The ring is set for the war games match, the arena reshaped to fit in the two rings and keep the audience safe from the explosions that were set to happen. The opponents made their way to the ring, team by team with Stone Cold and Lemmy first, then Lover and Luda, followed by Jonny and Disturbed and finally the tag team champions, Bret and Joey. One member of each team starts in each ring, in one ring Stone Cold, Lover, Jonny and Bret stood and in the other Lemmy, Luda, Disturbed and Joey went.
The bell rings and the match gets under way. In the first ring Stone Cold and Lover faced off, as did Jonny and Bret. In the other Lemmy and Luda squared off, while Disturbed started with Joey.
In Ring 1 the action was slow and weapons were soon brought in. Stone Cold and Lover had suplexed Bret onto a chair but as they got up Jonny came in with the giant salmon, smashing Stone Cold in the head with it and hitting the back of Lovers leg. Jonny jumps onto Stone Cold for a cover and gets the first pinfall of the match.
However Disturbed didn’t get a chance to score a pinfall and an early win for his team as he had been DDTed by Luda and Joey had put him in the “Pizza Puller”, forcing Disturbed to tap as Luda started to tickle him. As Joey let go and Disturbed rolled to the ropes Luda stood behind Joey and pulled him into a schoolboy roll up, getting a 3 count and causing Joey to chase him into “no mans” land.
In the other ring Bret had recovered from the double suplex and was beating Stone Cold up, while Lover and Jonny plotted a surprise attack. They got a piece of rope and Jonny took it on one side, while Lover stood on the other side. Bret had gone to bounce off the ropes to knock Stone Cold out of the ring but as he ran back he tripped over the rope that Jonny and Lover had held out and landed hard on his face. Lover was ready to go into the ring but Jonny pulled hard on his rope and slammed Lover into the apron. Jonny ran in the ring himself to get a cover on Bret but Stone Cold met him with a stunner and then got the cover on Bret himself.
In the other ring Disturbed is up from his submission and Lemmy has set up a table in front of the turnbuckle. The two face off and try various ways of slamming each other through the table. Lemmy tries to scoop slam Disturbed into it but Diz falls over his back and locks his hands around his waist. He spins around and pulls back for a German suplex but Lemmy escapes mid air and lands on his feet on the table, Dizzy facing the other way. As Diz turns Lemmy jumps off and grabs his head for a DDT, spinning around and trying to bring Diz down onto the table with it. Dizzy however throws himself forward and slams Lemmy face first through the table, getting a pin on him.
In the other ring there are now six men fighting it out, Stone Cold, Bret Hart, Jonny, Lover, Joey and Luda. The 5 men all gang up on Jonny and are beating him badly. Jonny tries to fight them off but can’t. Stone Cold hits a spinebuster on him, Lover a shooting star splash and Joey a flying cross body. Bret Hart is about to lock in the sharpshooter but Disturbed, seeing what was happening in the other ring, ran over and began to help his partner. He clothselined Lover and Joey, DDTed Stone Cold and Dizzy Bombed Bret. Jonny and Dizzy were now fighting all comers and winning. Jonny hit the Independence Slam on Joey and Double Arm DDTed Stone Cold. They cleared everyone from the ring, except Luda, by either throwing them or clothselining them out. BOD circled Luda, ready to strike. Jonny grabbed him and suplexed him, Disturbed dropped the elbow into him and then Jonny T-Bone Suplexed him. Disturbed ran to the ropes and jumped up and backwards, hitting him with a lionsault. Jonny and Disturbed are pumped up and so are the crowd. They get him up and Disturbed lifts him, ready for a Dizzy Bomb. Jonny climbs the top rope and signals for the BOD finisher the “Destroyer”. He dives off and hits a flying clothesline on Luda, while Disturbed brought him down for a spinebuster. Disturbed put on a casual cover and Jonny watched the men on the outside.
Lemmy, who had been out in the other ring, was well aware of what was happening. He hid low under the apron with a chair until he heard the impact of the spinebuster. At this moment he got in the ring and cracked Jonny on the back of the head and dragged Disturbed off of Luda, throwing him out of the ring. Lemmy lay down on Luda and got the pinfall.
On the outside of the ring Joey and Bret are fighting Lover and Stone Cold. They have set up three tables onto each other and two ladders on the outside and are now close to the barbed wire protected counter. The clock has 2:01 left on it before the explosives go off. The four men split into two groups, Lover against Joey and Bret against Stone Cold. Lover has Joey up on his shoulder and is moving to the barb wire counter. He goes to slam Joey hard onto it but Joey lands on his knees. Joey fights the pain and grabs Lovers neck and flings himself forward, hitting the Napoli Cutter on the barb wire box, causing it to partly collapse, however the timer is still going. Joey looks at a ladder that is a fair way off and moves it a little closer before starting to climb it.
Meanwhile Bret and Stone Cold are at the top of another ladder, Bret on one side and Stone Cold on the other. On Stone Colds side the three tables are stacked. They are punching each other, one for one but Stone Cold gets the upper hand. He puts Bret in the position for a suplex off of the ladder but Bret breaks out and swings around, pulling Stone Colds chin onto the top of the ladder like a modified stunner, sending him flying backwards off of the ladder and Bret falls off as well. Stone Cold however falls through the three tables and is motionless upon landing, while Bret is also badly hurt.
Just as Bret and Stone Cold fall from the ladder Joey is leaping off of another. Joey flies down from the top of the ladder and hits Lover, who is face down on the barbed wire, perfectly with a diving cross body. The entire counter collapses and we see the clock has stopped on 0:06 and that Joey and Lover were reeling in pain. Lover has wire stuck into his forehead and chest and Joey has some deep in his wrist. The four wrestlers are laid out on the outside.
Back in the first ring Jonny is beating Lemmy up with the chair as revenge from earlier. He hits a standing Guillotine on him and Lemmy rolls out of the ring in pain. Disturbed and Jonny are again in the ring with Luda and go to team up on him but Luda kicks Jonny in the stomach and hits Dizzy in the face. Luda has enough time to gather himself and when Dizzy turns around again he is met with a dropkick. Jonny in turn is hit with a snap suplex followed by a spinning heel kick. Luda gets psyched up as he is now alone with Disturbed, Jonny being pulled from the ring by the now furious Lemmy. Luda stalks behind Dizzy and grabs his arms, turning them into the Unprettier. Disturbed is down and Luda climbs to the top rope and dives off, turning a 360 flip and landing into Disturbed’s chest, driving in his knees. Luda gets a cover on Disturbed and a three count.
In the second ring Jonny and Lemmy are duking it out, hitting each other with flying fists and elbows. Jonny takes Lemmy to the corner and lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. He goes up and puts him in the position for a superplex. However Lemmy fights him off and throws Jonny down. He balances himself on top and is about to jump off when Luda comes from the other ring and knocks him off of his perch, groin hitting the top turnbuckle. Luda is about to knock him off completely when Jonny charges him and knocks him off of the apron to the outside. Jonny then goes out on to the apron and punches Lemmy again before climbing onto the turnbuckle behind him. Jonny gets him in a full nelson hold and then pulls Lemmy onto his feet, still on the turnbuckle. Jonny takes a few steps forward and Lemmy and him are on the very end of the turnbuckle. Jonny sticks his foot out in front of Lemmys and then leans forward. He and Lemmy fly off of the turnbuckle and Jonny crushes Lemmy face first, jamming his body onto Lemmys. He is lying on Lemmys back for a moment, both looking hurt when Jonny regains his senses and puts his hands together and rips at Lemmys neck, locking in the Neck Amendment. Lemmy taps out and Jonny pulls Luda into his ring.
At this stage Disturbed is back up and Joey and Bret Hart are in the ring with him, teaming on him. They are hitting him with fists but Disturbed has got his second wind and is beating the crap out of them both. Bret runs at him and he throws him over the ropes and to the outside before turning to Joey.
In the second ring Luda is taking Jonny to pieces, working his knee. He delivers multiple dropkicks to his knee before stretching it in a number of ways. Luda then calls Jonny up and Jonny does so. However Jonny muscles Luda into the corner and starts pounding chops onto his chest. He is about to deliver a 5th when Lover ducks and stretches Jonny over the ropes, pulling him into the “Luda Lock”. Jonny taps out and the camera moves just in time to find the finish of the match.
Disturbed has sent Bret and Joey to the outside but in turn has been set upon by Stone Cold and Lover, both up from the big moves done to them earlier. They are working together and hit a double thrust Spinebuster. Stone Cold leans down ready to hit the stunner but before he can Lover sneaks behind him and puts him into a schoolboy pin. The ref counts and gets to three, with Lover and Luda winning the titles. Stone Cold gets up furious and is about to hit Lover but he ducks and DDT’s him. On the top turnbuckle we see Luda and he dives off, hitting the swanton bomb on Stone Cold. The new champions throw the rest out of the ring and celebrate together with the titles.
The station goes to a break and when we return we see the arena is back to normal. The camera then goes backstage where we hear Bret shouting.
Bret: “This is all your fault…”
The camera goes into the room where the shouting is and we see Bret berating Joey
Bret: “Your bastard! You lost the title! That was my title and you lost it”
Joey: “You never even did anything to win it and you never did anything to keep it! Face it Bret, you are just too old and too out of it”
Bret: “Look, we will talk about this later, I have a match to go see Mr. Howard before my Deathmatch title match, yeah I got one! Do you have one?”
Joey shakes his head
Bret: “I will be back later and then we can sort this out…”
Bret turns to leave but quickly swings back around and slams his fist into Joeys face. He absolutely pulverizes him and leaves him in a bloody mess before storming out to find Mr. H.
Bret and Dizzy bump into each other as they are about to enter the office.
Dizzy: “Ladies first”
Bret: “Grow up”
Dizzy: “Maybe I could learn from you, I mean you are pretty old”
Disturbed starts laughing and pushes Bret out of the way. Bret follows Disturbed in and they see Mr. H. They walk in and sit down in front of the desk
Mr. H: “So I guess you both think you know the match type already then right?”
Bret: “It is pretty obvious when you think about it, I mean there is a freakin’ cell hanging above the ring!”
Mr. H smiles to himself and Dizzy looks at him with a twinkle in his eye
Disturbed: “You have something up your sleeve”
Mr. H: “Now if I had something up my sleeve you would think I was deceiving you. But really I haven’t deceived anybody at all; however I do have a surprise”
Bret: “What is it?”
Mr. H points to a TV and presses the play button on a remote
The scene is outside of Silverwater Prison to start with, before it goes inside. We see Mrs. Howard sitting at a round table. She is talking but we can see who to.
Mystery Woman: “How did you arrange a meeting with both us?”
Mrs. H: “Your mother has her ways”
The camera turns and we see Brendan Howard and Miss Howard in orange jumpsuits. They look miserable and tired
Mrs. H: “I can’t believe my babies got put away for double murder! 25 years each!”
Brendan: “It ain’t that bad ma”
Mrs. H: “Don’t give me your sob stories you bastard! Try to put your father away for double murder! Dickhead!”
Brendan looks taken aback
Mrs. H: “I’m sorry sweetie, I just can’t believe I raised a couple of liars and killers”
Miss Howard: “This better be important”
Mrs. H: “Of course it is honey, I wouldn’t want to see you again and less it was”
Miss Howard looks at her mother coldly
Mrs. H: “I need you to vote”
Brendan: “We can’t, we are in prison”
Mrs. H: “For a match stipulation let me finish, Jesus Christ!”
Miss Howard: “Let’s get this over with, shall we. I vote Ironman”
Mrs. H: “How did you know?”
Miss Howard: “I keep my finger on the pulse, I mean, I will soon be out of here and running DUEW”
Mrs. H: “Over my dead body”
Miss Howard: “It could be arranged”
Mrs. H looks away from her daughter and at her son
Brendan: “I am ruining your business from the inside mother! I am going to vote for Ironman”
Mrs. H: “Fine”
Mrs. H gets up and Brendan starts laughing, before shouting to his mother as she walked away
Brendan: “THIS WILL BRING DOWN DUEW”
Miss Howard gets up from the table and Brendan stays, laughing while Mrs. H walks out
Mrs. H: “I should have breast fed him”
The tape finishes and the scene goes back to the office
Mr. H: “So you see tonight, seeing as Ironman and HIAC drew we will be having”
Bret: “Two matches!”
Dizzy: “No, we will be having a Ironman HIAC match”
Mr. H: “You read my mind! You see HIAC got 3, Ironman got 3 and Submission got 2, so it is a draw”
