Post by Damien Porter on Mar 12, 2006 20:22:49 GMT 10
[They Duew arena is black, A spotlight comes onto the stage. We see the band suvivor. They begin "Eye of the tiger" around the arena the familar pyro goes off, The crowd are chearing wildliy but quiten down when the song finishes, the sound of breaking glass hits the speakers as the crowd go crazy and Stone Cold’s music plays as a large, black Monster truck drives out from under the titan-tron. It drives for about ten metres before hitting the stage, lifting one wheel up onto the ramp. Steve Austin then gets out of the truck, jumps down onto the ramp and makes his way down, posing for the crowd wearing his usual in-ring gear, with a “Bullet Proof” vest. He slides into the ring and taunts on each turnbuckle as the crowd cheer him]
[‘Frogs’ by Alice in Chains then cuts off SCSA’s music and Madman’s Massacre walks out of the curtains carrying a steel baseball bat while getting loud boo’s from the crowd. He makes his way down the ring, swinging it in the air, trying to scare off the crowd. He then gets into the ring and waits for his next team member]
[Three Doors Down’s ‘Ticket to Heaven’ hits the speakers as a waterfall of golden pyro drops from above the curtains as the debuton, Ken Paradise makes his way out of the curtains and onto the stage – where he poses, receiving cheers from the crowd. ]
Tom C: Now fokes Ken has replaced Deranged, due to him being in hospital after the brutal beating that Jonny stripes gave him.
[Ken then makes the signal as golden fireworks shoot from his right and left. He then makes his way down the ramp, trying to give all the fans high-fives on his way. When he gets into the ring, he greets the crowd as they cheer louder. He then goes and stands with SCSA and Madman’s Massacre, who are discussing plans for the match]
[‘Dammit I Changed Again’ then hits the P.A as the crowd jump to their feet as pyro comes from every angle of the arena, from either side of the stage, from the roof, even from the turnbuckles. As light pyro is spitting up out of the stage floor, Animal runs up and jumps out of them, as the crowd’s cheers get louder. He runs to either side of the stage, hyping up the crowd, then down the ramp, with fireworks following him on his way down. He stops at the bottom of the ramp, looks at his team mates and taunts for one more time, sending red and white pyro out of the turnbuckles. He then slides into the ring, looks at each of his team mates and the crowd start up “B-O-D” chants]
[‘Alright’ then hits the speakers as the crowd erupt in boo’s and Matt ‘The Money’ Hare walks out of the curtains wearing his gold tights with a black Survivor Cup event t-shirt, carrying the Survivor Cup. He makes his way down the ramp, but stops half way. He places his trophy on the ground, then swings his arms up, flexing his muscles as gold pyro shoots up from behind him. He picks the trophy up again, slowly makes his way around the ring, gives the cup to the ring announcer and slides into the ring, sizing up his team mates as he takes off his shirt and throws it out of the ring]
[The arena flashes with many bright colours as nine sexy ladies strut out onto the stage, all dressed in skimpy clothes, followed closely by Mr Lover, who is staring at all of their beautiful bodies. All the ladies dance on the stage as Lover smacks one hard on the behind with his left hand, causing pink confetti to shoot up from the left of stage, he then slaps another with his right hand, causing more confetti to shoot from the right. They all then make their way down the ramp with the crowd cheering. As they get to ringside, each of the ladies give Mr Lover a ‘good luck’ kiss on the cheek as they make their way up the ramp as Lover slides in and gives Stone Cold a high-five]
[Finally, ‘Kashmir’ by Led Zepplin sounds and Jonny Stripes walks out of the curtains, to be bombarded with boo’s. As he makes his way down the ramp, insulting comments are yelled from the crowd, but he simply ignores them. He then walks up the ring steps, steps into the ring and walks over to the team as the ring announcer announces the team members]
Ring Announcer: And there is the first team, in order of entrance – Stone Cold…Steve Austin! Madman’s Massacre! Ken Paradise! Animal! The reigning cup holder, Matt…’The Money’…Hare! Misterrrrrrrrrr Lover! and….Jonnyyyyyyy Stripes!
[The crowd cheer loudly for the team as ‘Bodies’ by the Sex Pistols hits the speakers and Julio Gonzales makes his way out of the curtains and down the ramp wearing his green DT’s. As he gets near the ring, he stares down his opposing team and waits on the outside for other members of his own team to join him]
[As Julio’s music dies down, the lights dim and ‘All Along the Watchtower’ hits the P.A. The words ‘NO MORE DEATHMATCHES’ appear on the screen as Joseph Malone walks out from backstage, wearing his Italian flag bike shorts into an arena of boo’s. He makes his way down the ramp. When he gets to Julio, they punch fists and stare down Team One]
[‘Stand’ by Motorhead then hits the speakers as the crowd’s boo’s quickly morph into cheer as a motorcycle is heard being revved up backstage, Lemmy Campbell then bursts through the curtains on a Harley and speeds down the ramp. He slows down at the bottom and drives his bike around to the back of the ring, takes out a six pack of beer, throws five into the crowd and starts to scull one himself as he walks over to Joey and Julio, who slap the beer out of his hand and give him a dirty look]
[The lights then go out and ‘You Start the Fire’ hits the speakers as the crowd begin to boo as Brett Hart makes his way out of the curtains and down to the ring, shoo-ing off the crowd’s boo’s and chants. He then stands next to his three other team members, joining them in staring down the competition]
[The stage starts to become misty as ‘Back in Black’ hits the P.A and ‘The Night Walker’ Pyro makes his way out of the curtains, and down the ramp wearing dark sunglasses with a black leather trench coat. As he gets nearer to the ring, he slows down his walking as he raises one hand in the air, as fire bursts out of the turnbuckles, scaring the opposing team. He then throws off his sunnies and begins to remove his coat as he waits for the next member of his team to come to the ring]
[The sound of ‘Number One Spot’ hitting the speakers loudens the crowd’s boo’s as Luda emerges from behind the curtains. He slowly makes his way out to the top of the stage wearing his furry green jacket, with his purple hat and golden sunglasses. He then looks around at the crowd, before making his way down the ramp – small green, purple and gold fireworks following him on his way as he takes off his sunglasses and hat, followed by his furry coat]
[As the crowd wait in anticipation, ‘In The End’ blasts over the speakers and the crowd jump to their feet. With a huge cheer, Nicho “Z” emerges from the curtains for the final time, wearing his usual ring gear, but with a ‘One…Last…Match’ t-shirt on. He plays for the crowd for a bit at the top of the ramp, before pacing down the ramp, spinning his Australian Title and giving his many fan’s high-fives. When he reaches his team mates, he throws his visor into the crowd, then runs and slides into the ring, followed by the rest of his team. Both teams stare each other down, waiting for a brawl. Nicho then takes his shirt off, slides out of the ring, stands up on the barrier and hands it to a little kid in the third row with a ‘We Will Miss You, Nicho’ sign. He then jumps off the barrier, onto the mat, and then slides back into the ring]
[As the atmosphere in the arena becomes even more tense, ‘Bound’ by Disturbed hits as lights flash all over the dark arena. Disturbed then makes his way out from backstage, wearing a stripes referee shirt, and his black DT’s with white designs. As the singer shouts ‘READY,’ the arena quickly lights up, and the crowd go crazy as Disturbed makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. He then stands between the two teams, sending six members of each team to the ring apron, leaving Ken Paradise to start for Team One, and Pyro to start for Team Two. The Cell then lowers and Disturbed signals for the bell]
*DING DING*
[The match starts Pyro jumps onto Paradise with a Lou Thesz press, laying into him with lefts and rights, until Disturbed starts the count: 1….2….3….4…Pyro breaks the hold just before Disturbed can reach the five count. Pyro then lifts Paradised up by the hair, Irish-Whipping him into the ropes, hitting him with an elbow to the face on the rebound. Cover: 1…Paradise kicks out. Pyro then lifts Ken up in a fireman’s carry and dumps him on the ground near the Team Two corner as he makes the tag to Joey Malone – who jumps over the rope, hitting Paradise with a knee drop. Joey then helps Paradise to his feet, but Ken punches Malone in the stomach. And again, and again until he can get to a standing position, then he springs off the ropes, but Joey reverses and ducks, sending Paradise flying into the air, slamming on the mat. Joey covers: 1…2…NO! Ken kicks out! Joey then goes over and makes the tag to his stable member, Julio. The two men then walks over, lift Ken Paradise to his feet, Irish-Whip him into the ropes and hit him with a double hip-toss. Julio covers as Joey makes his way onto the apron: 1…Paradise kicks out again. Julio covers again: 1…Paradise kicks out. An angry Julio then complains to Disturbed, who flattens him with a hard right hand – giving Paradise the time to make the tag to Animal, who runs over and starts laying into Julio with rights and lefts, as Disturbed pretends to not be able to see what is happening. As Animal gets to his feet, he spins Julio around, and hits him with a reverse neckbreaker, cover: 1.2...Julio kicks out of the quick count. Animal then lifts Julio to his feet again, this time grabbing him by the back of the head and hurling him over the top rope, onto the mats below. Jonny Stripes, Mr Lover, SCSA, Madman’s Massacre and Ken Paradise all begin to lay into Julio, with Stone Cold throwing Julio into the cell wall, but Hare then jumps down to break up the beating, helping out his friend]
[As Julio safely makes his way back into the ring, Animal tags in Matt ‘The Money’ Hare. Julio then realises his opponent, and smiles as Hare tells him to tag in someone else. Julio then jumps at the opportunity, and tags in Lemmy Campbell. Before Campbell can get into the ring properly, Hare runs at him and hits him with a knee to the side, they laying into him with mudhole stomping, before Steve Austin gets into the ring and lifts Hare off of his tag partner. Disturbed then signals for SCSA to leave the ring, and Austin follows the instructions. As Lemmy gets to his feet, the two lock up, with Lemmy coming out on top this time, turning Hare around, locking him around the waist. Lemmy then lifts Hare up, falling forward, without letting go of the hold. He does it two more times before releasing the lock and climbing to the nearest turnbuckle. Lemmy waits for Hare to get to his feet, before ‘Jumping from the scene,’ and diving out to with a diving headbutt to Hare’s left shoulder – sending both men to the ground. Disturbed then starts his ten count: 1…..2…..3…..4…..5…..6…..7….by the count of seven, both men tag in new members of the team at the same time. Hare tagging in Mr Lover, Lemmy tagging in Brett Hart. The crowd go crazy as Lover runs at Brett with a bulldog, sending Hart falling to the ground. Lover then begins to hype up the crowd as he runs and performs a Springboard Arabian to Brett. Cover: 1…2…The count is broken by an interfering Pyro, who gets sent out of the ring by the special guest referee. Lover then takes Brett over to his corner by the hair and tags in Madman’s Massacre. Lover holds Brett in a full-nelson as Madman punches him in the stomach with hard lefts and rights. As Lover lets go and jumps over to the ring apron, Madman’s Massacre Irish-Whips Brett into the furthest set of ropes. But on the rebound, Hart jumps over Massacre and keeps running, tagging in the ‘team leader,’ Nicho “Z”]
[ As the crowd go bezerk, Nicho grabs Madman by the hair and lifts him up over his head, throwing him half way across the ring, into his six team mates on the apron, sending all seven members of Team One to the floor – sending the crowd into a fit of cheering and chants. As Team One throw The Madman back into the ring, Nicho “Z” smashes him in the mouth with a hard right hand, then twisting to lift him up for the ‘Killer Instinct.’ HIT! Nicho hooks one of Madman’s legs while still leaning over his torso, Cover: 1…2…3! Nicho has made the first elimination, eliminating Madman’s Massacre as the crowd go crazy in the background]
[As Madman’s Massacre is helped out of the cell by Disturbed, Matt ‘The Money’ Hare jumps in as the next opponent of the new General Manager. The two lock up, then pull apart, then lock up again, with Nicho “Z” coming out on top – grabbing Hare and putting him in a headlock. Nicho holds the lock for a few seconds before Disturbed grabs Matt’s arm, rasies it and drops it. 1. He raises it again, and goes to drop it but Hare flings his arm back and pokes Nicho in the eye, forcing him to break the headlock. In too much pain, and being unable to see – Nicho stumbles over to his corner and tags in the nearest team mate, being Joey Malone. Confused, Malone jumps into the ring and tags Lemmy Campbell in straight away. Lemmy then gets into the ring, but as he stares at Joey – Hare runs at him and jumps on his back, locking in a sleeper hold of his own. Lemmy then falls onto his back, with Hare still applying the sleeper. Lemmy stays in the hold for a few seconds, before being helped to his feet by the crowd’s chants. As he gets to his feet, he grabs Hare’s head and flips him onto his back. Lemmy then runs to the nearest rope, springs back and hits Matt with a splash. Cover: 1…2…Hare kicks out! As Lemmy helps Hare to his feet again, he grabs him by the hair and flings him across the ring, into the Team One corner, where Animal blind-tags Hare. Animal runs at Lemmy, but gets flattened by a clothesline. As Animal gets up, Lemmy Irish-Whips him into the ropes, but on the rebound Animal hits Campbell with a dropkick to the face. Cover: 1…Lemmy kicks out. The two men then get back to their feet and begin to stare each other down. Unsuspectingly – Pyro slaps Nicho “Z” on the back, tagging himself in. He then runs at Animal, but Animal ducks, lifting Pyro onto his right shoulder. He then slams him down, hitting the Back Buster, covering 1…2…3!]
[The crowd cheer loudly as Pyro slowly makes his way out of the cell, and sits next to the barrier on the outside, soothing his back. Julio is the next opponent for Animal, who is posing for the crowd as they cheer loudly. As Julio tries to sneak up on Animal, the crowd give him away as Animal turns around and gets Julio in place for a T-Bone suplex. But just as he is about to lift Julio up, Joey Malone runs in and jumps up onto Animals shoulders, hitting him with a seating senton as Julio sweeps out his legs. The two men then lie on Animal for the cover, but Disturbed refuses to count and sends Joey out of the ring. As soon as Joey is on the ring apron, Disturbed then goes to count: 1…Animal kicks out! Julio begins to get angry with Disturbed, yelling at him loudly saying “You biast faggot! Just cos it’s your brother, doesn’t mean you count slower for him!”]
[As an angry Julio tries to help Animal up by the hair, Animal low-blows him, as Disturbed pretends not to see the fault. Animal then lifts Julio up for the Back Buster, but Julio flips over for a Sunset Flip, rolling Animal up for the count: 1…2….Animal kicks out as Julio begins to yell at Disturbed again: “Are you serious?! That was like a FIVE count! Fucking cowardly…!” Before Julio can finish what he’s saying Disturbed slaps him across the face, forcing Julio to spin into Animal, who delivers a hard DDT to the mat. Animal then runs to the rope and goes for a Lionsault, but Julio tries to move out of the road – but Animal capitalised by landing his Lionsault in a crossface position. As Animal keeps the hold locked in for a while, Julio taps as the crowd go wild]
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[‘Frogs’ by Alice in Chains then cuts off SCSA’s music and Madman’s Massacre walks out of the curtains carrying a steel baseball bat while getting loud boo’s from the crowd. He makes his way down the ring, swinging it in the air, trying to scare off the crowd. He then gets into the ring and waits for his next team member]
[Three Doors Down’s ‘Ticket to Heaven’ hits the speakers as a waterfall of golden pyro drops from above the curtains as the debuton, Ken Paradise makes his way out of the curtains and onto the stage – where he poses, receiving cheers from the crowd. ]
Tom C: Now fokes Ken has replaced Deranged, due to him being in hospital after the brutal beating that Jonny stripes gave him.
[Ken then makes the signal as golden fireworks shoot from his right and left. He then makes his way down the ramp, trying to give all the fans high-fives on his way. When he gets into the ring, he greets the crowd as they cheer louder. He then goes and stands with SCSA and Madman’s Massacre, who are discussing plans for the match]
[‘Dammit I Changed Again’ then hits the P.A as the crowd jump to their feet as pyro comes from every angle of the arena, from either side of the stage, from the roof, even from the turnbuckles. As light pyro is spitting up out of the stage floor, Animal runs up and jumps out of them, as the crowd’s cheers get louder. He runs to either side of the stage, hyping up the crowd, then down the ramp, with fireworks following him on his way down. He stops at the bottom of the ramp, looks at his team mates and taunts for one more time, sending red and white pyro out of the turnbuckles. He then slides into the ring, looks at each of his team mates and the crowd start up “B-O-D” chants]
[‘Alright’ then hits the speakers as the crowd erupt in boo’s and Matt ‘The Money’ Hare walks out of the curtains wearing his gold tights with a black Survivor Cup event t-shirt, carrying the Survivor Cup. He makes his way down the ramp, but stops half way. He places his trophy on the ground, then swings his arms up, flexing his muscles as gold pyro shoots up from behind him. He picks the trophy up again, slowly makes his way around the ring, gives the cup to the ring announcer and slides into the ring, sizing up his team mates as he takes off his shirt and throws it out of the ring]
[The arena flashes with many bright colours as nine sexy ladies strut out onto the stage, all dressed in skimpy clothes, followed closely by Mr Lover, who is staring at all of their beautiful bodies. All the ladies dance on the stage as Lover smacks one hard on the behind with his left hand, causing pink confetti to shoot up from the left of stage, he then slaps another with his right hand, causing more confetti to shoot from the right. They all then make their way down the ramp with the crowd cheering. As they get to ringside, each of the ladies give Mr Lover a ‘good luck’ kiss on the cheek as they make their way up the ramp as Lover slides in and gives Stone Cold a high-five]
[Finally, ‘Kashmir’ by Led Zepplin sounds and Jonny Stripes walks out of the curtains, to be bombarded with boo’s. As he makes his way down the ramp, insulting comments are yelled from the crowd, but he simply ignores them. He then walks up the ring steps, steps into the ring and walks over to the team as the ring announcer announces the team members]
Ring Announcer: And there is the first team, in order of entrance – Stone Cold…Steve Austin! Madman’s Massacre! Ken Paradise! Animal! The reigning cup holder, Matt…’The Money’…Hare! Misterrrrrrrrrr Lover! and….Jonnyyyyyyy Stripes!
[The crowd cheer loudly for the team as ‘Bodies’ by the Sex Pistols hits the speakers and Julio Gonzales makes his way out of the curtains and down the ramp wearing his green DT’s. As he gets near the ring, he stares down his opposing team and waits on the outside for other members of his own team to join him]
[As Julio’s music dies down, the lights dim and ‘All Along the Watchtower’ hits the P.A. The words ‘NO MORE DEATHMATCHES’ appear on the screen as Joseph Malone walks out from backstage, wearing his Italian flag bike shorts into an arena of boo’s. He makes his way down the ramp. When he gets to Julio, they punch fists and stare down Team One]
[‘Stand’ by Motorhead then hits the speakers as the crowd’s boo’s quickly morph into cheer as a motorcycle is heard being revved up backstage, Lemmy Campbell then bursts through the curtains on a Harley and speeds down the ramp. He slows down at the bottom and drives his bike around to the back of the ring, takes out a six pack of beer, throws five into the crowd and starts to scull one himself as he walks over to Joey and Julio, who slap the beer out of his hand and give him a dirty look]
[The lights then go out and ‘You Start the Fire’ hits the speakers as the crowd begin to boo as Brett Hart makes his way out of the curtains and down to the ring, shoo-ing off the crowd’s boo’s and chants. He then stands next to his three other team members, joining them in staring down the competition]
[The stage starts to become misty as ‘Back in Black’ hits the P.A and ‘The Night Walker’ Pyro makes his way out of the curtains, and down the ramp wearing dark sunglasses with a black leather trench coat. As he gets nearer to the ring, he slows down his walking as he raises one hand in the air, as fire bursts out of the turnbuckles, scaring the opposing team. He then throws off his sunnies and begins to remove his coat as he waits for the next member of his team to come to the ring]
[The sound of ‘Number One Spot’ hitting the speakers loudens the crowd’s boo’s as Luda emerges from behind the curtains. He slowly makes his way out to the top of the stage wearing his furry green jacket, with his purple hat and golden sunglasses. He then looks around at the crowd, before making his way down the ramp – small green, purple and gold fireworks following him on his way as he takes off his sunglasses and hat, followed by his furry coat]
[As the crowd wait in anticipation, ‘In The End’ blasts over the speakers and the crowd jump to their feet. With a huge cheer, Nicho “Z” emerges from the curtains for the final time, wearing his usual ring gear, but with a ‘One…Last…Match’ t-shirt on. He plays for the crowd for a bit at the top of the ramp, before pacing down the ramp, spinning his Australian Title and giving his many fan’s high-fives. When he reaches his team mates, he throws his visor into the crowd, then runs and slides into the ring, followed by the rest of his team. Both teams stare each other down, waiting for a brawl. Nicho then takes his shirt off, slides out of the ring, stands up on the barrier and hands it to a little kid in the third row with a ‘We Will Miss You, Nicho’ sign. He then jumps off the barrier, onto the mat, and then slides back into the ring]
[As the atmosphere in the arena becomes even more tense, ‘Bound’ by Disturbed hits as lights flash all over the dark arena. Disturbed then makes his way out from backstage, wearing a stripes referee shirt, and his black DT’s with white designs. As the singer shouts ‘READY,’ the arena quickly lights up, and the crowd go crazy as Disturbed makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. He then stands between the two teams, sending six members of each team to the ring apron, leaving Ken Paradise to start for Team One, and Pyro to start for Team Two. The Cell then lowers and Disturbed signals for the bell]
*DING DING*
[The match starts Pyro jumps onto Paradise with a Lou Thesz press, laying into him with lefts and rights, until Disturbed starts the count: 1….2….3….4…Pyro breaks the hold just before Disturbed can reach the five count. Pyro then lifts Paradised up by the hair, Irish-Whipping him into the ropes, hitting him with an elbow to the face on the rebound. Cover: 1…Paradise kicks out. Pyro then lifts Ken up in a fireman’s carry and dumps him on the ground near the Team Two corner as he makes the tag to Joey Malone – who jumps over the rope, hitting Paradise with a knee drop. Joey then helps Paradise to his feet, but Ken punches Malone in the stomach. And again, and again until he can get to a standing position, then he springs off the ropes, but Joey reverses and ducks, sending Paradise flying into the air, slamming on the mat. Joey covers: 1…2…NO! Ken kicks out! Joey then goes over and makes the tag to his stable member, Julio. The two men then walks over, lift Ken Paradise to his feet, Irish-Whip him into the ropes and hit him with a double hip-toss. Julio covers as Joey makes his way onto the apron: 1…Paradise kicks out again. Julio covers again: 1…Paradise kicks out. An angry Julio then complains to Disturbed, who flattens him with a hard right hand – giving Paradise the time to make the tag to Animal, who runs over and starts laying into Julio with rights and lefts, as Disturbed pretends to not be able to see what is happening. As Animal gets to his feet, he spins Julio around, and hits him with a reverse neckbreaker, cover: 1.2...Julio kicks out of the quick count. Animal then lifts Julio to his feet again, this time grabbing him by the back of the head and hurling him over the top rope, onto the mats below. Jonny Stripes, Mr Lover, SCSA, Madman’s Massacre and Ken Paradise all begin to lay into Julio, with Stone Cold throwing Julio into the cell wall, but Hare then jumps down to break up the beating, helping out his friend]
[As Julio safely makes his way back into the ring, Animal tags in Matt ‘The Money’ Hare. Julio then realises his opponent, and smiles as Hare tells him to tag in someone else. Julio then jumps at the opportunity, and tags in Lemmy Campbell. Before Campbell can get into the ring properly, Hare runs at him and hits him with a knee to the side, they laying into him with mudhole stomping, before Steve Austin gets into the ring and lifts Hare off of his tag partner. Disturbed then signals for SCSA to leave the ring, and Austin follows the instructions. As Lemmy gets to his feet, the two lock up, with Lemmy coming out on top this time, turning Hare around, locking him around the waist. Lemmy then lifts Hare up, falling forward, without letting go of the hold. He does it two more times before releasing the lock and climbing to the nearest turnbuckle. Lemmy waits for Hare to get to his feet, before ‘Jumping from the scene,’ and diving out to with a diving headbutt to Hare’s left shoulder – sending both men to the ground. Disturbed then starts his ten count: 1…..2…..3…..4…..5…..6…..7….by the count of seven, both men tag in new members of the team at the same time. Hare tagging in Mr Lover, Lemmy tagging in Brett Hart. The crowd go crazy as Lover runs at Brett with a bulldog, sending Hart falling to the ground. Lover then begins to hype up the crowd as he runs and performs a Springboard Arabian to Brett. Cover: 1…2…The count is broken by an interfering Pyro, who gets sent out of the ring by the special guest referee. Lover then takes Brett over to his corner by the hair and tags in Madman’s Massacre. Lover holds Brett in a full-nelson as Madman punches him in the stomach with hard lefts and rights. As Lover lets go and jumps over to the ring apron, Madman’s Massacre Irish-Whips Brett into the furthest set of ropes. But on the rebound, Hart jumps over Massacre and keeps running, tagging in the ‘team leader,’ Nicho “Z”]
[ As the crowd go bezerk, Nicho grabs Madman by the hair and lifts him up over his head, throwing him half way across the ring, into his six team mates on the apron, sending all seven members of Team One to the floor – sending the crowd into a fit of cheering and chants. As Team One throw The Madman back into the ring, Nicho “Z” smashes him in the mouth with a hard right hand, then twisting to lift him up for the ‘Killer Instinct.’ HIT! Nicho hooks one of Madman’s legs while still leaning over his torso, Cover: 1…2…3! Nicho has made the first elimination, eliminating Madman’s Massacre as the crowd go crazy in the background]
[As Madman’s Massacre is helped out of the cell by Disturbed, Matt ‘The Money’ Hare jumps in as the next opponent of the new General Manager. The two lock up, then pull apart, then lock up again, with Nicho “Z” coming out on top – grabbing Hare and putting him in a headlock. Nicho holds the lock for a few seconds before Disturbed grabs Matt’s arm, rasies it and drops it. 1. He raises it again, and goes to drop it but Hare flings his arm back and pokes Nicho in the eye, forcing him to break the headlock. In too much pain, and being unable to see – Nicho stumbles over to his corner and tags in the nearest team mate, being Joey Malone. Confused, Malone jumps into the ring and tags Lemmy Campbell in straight away. Lemmy then gets into the ring, but as he stares at Joey – Hare runs at him and jumps on his back, locking in a sleeper hold of his own. Lemmy then falls onto his back, with Hare still applying the sleeper. Lemmy stays in the hold for a few seconds, before being helped to his feet by the crowd’s chants. As he gets to his feet, he grabs Hare’s head and flips him onto his back. Lemmy then runs to the nearest rope, springs back and hits Matt with a splash. Cover: 1…2…Hare kicks out! As Lemmy helps Hare to his feet again, he grabs him by the hair and flings him across the ring, into the Team One corner, where Animal blind-tags Hare. Animal runs at Lemmy, but gets flattened by a clothesline. As Animal gets up, Lemmy Irish-Whips him into the ropes, but on the rebound Animal hits Campbell with a dropkick to the face. Cover: 1…Lemmy kicks out. The two men then get back to their feet and begin to stare each other down. Unsuspectingly – Pyro slaps Nicho “Z” on the back, tagging himself in. He then runs at Animal, but Animal ducks, lifting Pyro onto his right shoulder. He then slams him down, hitting the Back Buster, covering 1…2…3!]
[The crowd cheer loudly as Pyro slowly makes his way out of the cell, and sits next to the barrier on the outside, soothing his back. Julio is the next opponent for Animal, who is posing for the crowd as they cheer loudly. As Julio tries to sneak up on Animal, the crowd give him away as Animal turns around and gets Julio in place for a T-Bone suplex. But just as he is about to lift Julio up, Joey Malone runs in and jumps up onto Animals shoulders, hitting him with a seating senton as Julio sweeps out his legs. The two men then lie on Animal for the cover, but Disturbed refuses to count and sends Joey out of the ring. As soon as Joey is on the ring apron, Disturbed then goes to count: 1…Animal kicks out! Julio begins to get angry with Disturbed, yelling at him loudly saying “You biast faggot! Just cos it’s your brother, doesn’t mean you count slower for him!”]
[As an angry Julio tries to help Animal up by the hair, Animal low-blows him, as Disturbed pretends not to see the fault. Animal then lifts Julio up for the Back Buster, but Julio flips over for a Sunset Flip, rolling Animal up for the count: 1…2….Animal kicks out as Julio begins to yell at Disturbed again: “Are you serious?! That was like a FIVE count! Fucking cowardly…!” Before Julio can finish what he’s saying Disturbed slaps him across the face, forcing Julio to spin into Animal, who delivers a hard DDT to the mat. Animal then runs to the rope and goes for a Lionsault, but Julio tries to move out of the road – but Animal capitalised by landing his Lionsault in a crossface position. As Animal keeps the hold locked in for a while, Julio taps as the crowd go wild]
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