Post by nicho on Apr 26, 2006 21:33:50 GMT 10
The DUEW Video and theme song begin to play, and as they both fade, straight away a Tribute Video of the anzacs are shown with the trumpet playing in the background, as the video stops the camera cuts to the arena where 'Green and Gold" pyro go off everywhere and the crowed going crazy as the camera pans them, they hold up all different kinds of signs, then the camera cuts straight to the ring where the Ring Announcer takes the show...
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, may i ask you to all be standing as we pay respect to our Anzacs and give a minute of silence
*The crowed stand and the minute of silence begins, as the camera pans the crowed, some tears are shared, and even the DUEW bogan fans are looking on in silence, the ring announcer then begins to speak as soon as the minute is up*
Ring Announcer: Lest We Forget... now can you all please stay standing for the australian national anthem
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"
*As soon as the anthem ends a huge roar goes around the whole arena and "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI" chants start up*
Tom C: Welcome Everyone to what a huge night it is going to be, the tension and the buildup has just been electrifying, what have you been looking foward to the most?
JJ: well it was the Divas match....
Tom C: yes, a serious injury has ruled out Alana-Marie from performing here tonight so hopefully sometime in the future we will see that match, hopefully the crowed dont get to rowdy about the whole situation!
JJ: Not wrong, but for real Tom, the Triple threat hell in a cell is going to be HUGE!
Tom: What about the 2up tourny? that is personally one of my favourites tonight!
JJ: I give up, im looking foward to everything tonight... there is just to much to choose from!
Tom C: well lets not forget, this night aint for me and you JJ, it aint for the roster, and i even the fans know, this night is for the Anzacs!
JJ: they are true hero's and no one can even argue my statement!
Tom: your right, they are our hero's... and gues what JJ.. we are getting straight into action.. lets cut to the ring right away!
*Camera cuts to the ring with the ring announcer standing with a microphone*
Ring Announcer: Due to a serious injury to alana-marie, she will not be able to perform tonight, therefor, your winner by forfit is Maria!
(crowed boo because there is no divas match)
A package is shown on the debut of Nightmare, it shows clips from when he debuted till now, showing numrous tombstones and chokeslams to the likes of Austin, Lover, Ken Paradise & Deranged, it then says at the end "The new era will begin here tonight"
Were backstage and Nightmare is just about to get interviewed.
IN: Nightmare, tonight marks your PPV debut, are you going to put on a performance like tonight in your 2up tournment, facing the likes of Lover, Lemmy and Joey Malone?
Nightmare: Yes this marks the debut of one Nightmare, but also marks the debut of a new begining. You see, when i first stepped foot here, this company had a few rebels here and there, always cutting slack on the new comers, lets say they judged before they witnessed.
Nightmare: I Took out those rebls with great vengeance, Deranged, Paradise, Lover and hell most of all, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
* crowd is heard cheering for Austin *
Nightmare: No dobut i am the strongest, and most deserving of any title here, and its only a matter of time when i....
The camera quickly points to the right and Disturbed holding his World and Deathmatch titles is standing there smiling.
* crowd cheer heavily *
Disturbed: Disturbed, World and Deathmatch champion, nice to meet you.
Nightmare: What do you want? Cant you see your interupting my interview time?
Disturbed: No No im sorry, i just heard what you said about your deserving of any title here, and i had just HAD to come past and have lets say... a chat?
Nightmare: What? I dont want to chat with you, you just better watch behind your back because you dont know when the dragon's going to bite your ass and take one or lets say BOTH your titles.
Disturbed: oooo Mr want to be triple champion ey? See i have a World title match tonight, a triple threat inside Hell in the Cell, if you were so deserving, you would be in the match ay?
Nightmare (getting puffed & huffed up) Yeah keep running your mouth, you just better watch it otherwise ill crack your jaw and shove those titles up your ass all together.
Disturbed: Haha well man, nice talkin to ya, and hey if you need anything (Disturbed gets into Nightmares face) You know where to find me bitch!
Disturbed walks off with the crowd chanting DIZZY throughout as Nightmare looks pissed off!
Ring Announcer: We will move onto our first semi final for the 2up tournament
(crowed now cheer)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275lbs and stands tall at 6'5, hes from Miami, Florida...MR LOVERRRR!
(crowed cheer)
Tom C: LOver would have to be nervous right now!
The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage and he removes his hat ready for fight.
Ring Announcer: And his Opponent, Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 328lbs, and stands tall at 6'10, from death valley, he is accompanied by Paul Bearer... NIGHTMARE!!!
JJ: close your eyes Tom, here come those sick images
*Disturbing images apear on the big screen and parents begin to cover there childrens eyes, out of no where a HUGE explosion goes off and the Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring and entrance way as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring. Nightmare walks to the ringpost on the left, looks down, the suddenly rasies arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*Both men lock up in the centre of the ring and nightmare shoves lover back into the corner and nightmare rolls his eyes to the back of his head and Lover looks inconfident, Lover the goes to lock up with nightmare again but this time Nightmare connects with a meen uppercut to the throat which akes lover stumble, lover walks back slowly towards nightmare but this time to walk into a big boot
Tom C: BIG BOOT!
JJ: this one could be over early!
*The camera zooms up on nightmare and he has gaven paul bearer and evil look and paul just smiled back at him... Paul then goes under the ring and pulls out a baseball bat with spikes and pases it to nightmare!
Tom C: he will be disqualified!
*Nightmare picks the bat up and takes a full swing and connects to the head on lover which has almost half killed him, and also has busted his head right open straight away!
JJ: he is disqualified, but he needs to win 2 falls in a row!
Ring announcer: 1 fall goes to Mr lover!
*Lover won the fall But is totaly out of it from the baseball bat hit, Nightmare goes for the pin...
*REF 1..2...3!
Ring Announcer: Nightmare has won 1 fall
Tom C: Nightmare just needs to win one more fall, but lover needs to some how stop hom, but he dosnt look in good shape at the moment!
JJ: nightmare is smart, he basicly handicaped Lover and sacraficed a fall, but now he has the upper hand, and look, he is going for the tombstone power driver!
*Nightmare picks lover up in the 69er position and delivers the tombestone, he then goes for the pin with is eyes rolled back*
*REF..1...2...3 RING THE BELL!
Ring Announcer: and the winner, and who got 2 falls in a row... NIGHTMARE!
TOMC: he outsmarted everyone, could we see a simular act in the next semi final?
JJ: i dont now, but it will be on after the break
****COMMERCIAL BREAK****
*Back from the break and the camera cuts straight backstage*
Jonny is sitting backstage, tying his shoelace up to the top on his high boots. The camera goes up his leg and all of a sudden he stands up, just as he does so we see another pair of legs come next to his. The camera goes all the way up and we see Jonny standing next to his long time rival, Matt Hare. The fans in the arena start booing at both men crazily, but they cannot here
Matt: "Stripes..."
Jonny: "Hare..."
Matt: "Big match tonight, hope you don't blow it"
Jonny: "Main event, thats where its at. What are you doing tonight Matt? Arm Wrestling? Sounds interesting"
Matt: "Its only a matter of time Stripes. Even if Julio wins, expect the title to say Matt Hare on it for a long long time to come"
Jonny: "Too bad Julio doesn't stand a chance, does it?"
Matt: "Me and Joey are going to make sure that tonight, we acheive our goal and have World Class Line Up walk out with all the gold that matters!"
Jonny: "I wouldn't count on Joey helping you there, I think he'll be a little busy rueing his own title loss to join in on Julios. Hey, isn't funny how of somehow you chumps win everyone will have two, but you'll only have one title"
Matt: "As I said, you just got to wait and see"
Jonny: "Oh we will be waiting a long time then, cos tonight My Darling, the World Heavyweight Title will be...EXPEEEERIEEENCED!"
Jonny spits the last bit out with maximum hostility, before walking away from his old time rival
*Camera cuts back to the ring*
All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix plays out through the speakers and Joey Malone comes out to a big round of boos
JJ: "Well here he is, The Professor of Pain, Joey "Too Damn Bad" Malone and he looks ready"
Tom C: "He also looks a bit odd JJ, maybe he should try and get some sleep more often"
JJ: "Looks like he is carrying something in his hand too. What is that?"
Tom C: "Its the Tag Title belts, I know they haven't been defended for a while but they really do exist"
JJ: "No in his other hand moron, it looks like a..."
Tom C: "...its a Big Mac!"
JJ and Tom C continue blabbering on as Joey steps inside the ring. He gives the ref his tag title belt and holds the Big Mac high in the air, before bringing it down and punching it. Joey looks like a man possesed and he starts shouting, "I HATE YOU!" at the burger, before tossing it to the floor and smushing it all into the floor
JJ: "What a nut! Oh, here is someone to sort him out!"
Lemmy Campbell has appeared on stage and "Stand" by Motorhead is playing out. Lemmy has a beer in his hand and he quickly sculls it down before sprinting down into the ring to face Joey. The music stops and the two men begin to circle each other, the smushed hamburger removed from the ring.
Tom C: "I think Joey is genuinely hurt by McDonalds snubbing him on their figurine campaign"
JJ: "He is a grown man, he has to get over himself"
Joey and Lemmy have begun to lock up and Lemmy overpowers Joey, quickly getting the upper hand by locking him into a waistvice. Joey begins to struggle out but Lemmy keeps the hold applied for a good minute
Tom C: "C'mon Joey, you can fight this baby"
Joey is fighting it and he starts to remove the hands of Lemmy, before finally breaking free with an elbow to the side of the head. Joey runs at the ropes and comes back and hits a dropkick on Lemmy, sending him outside of the ring, over the top rope
JJ: "Nice offensive display by Joey Malone there"
Tom C: "I'll say, he could win by count out here if he is lucky"
Joey however follows Lemmy outside and is about to corner him when Lemmy turns and throws a wild right hand, hitting Joey square in the head. Joey stumbles away and its looks like Lemmy has the upper hand. He goes to grab Joey but Joey grabs Lemmys tights and pulls down, sending Lemmy head first into the barricade
JJ: "Did you hear that impact? That was explosive!"
Lemmy is stumbling about looking very dazed and Joey, realising the ref had reached an 8 count, rushes to the ring and slides in, staying in long enough to win the first fall by count out
JJ: "Well Joey has won the first fall but it wasn't done cleanly"
Tom C: "Cleanly? He played by the rules, it was Lemmy who got counted out!"
The ref has called for the bell and it has been rung to signal the end of the first fall. Lemmy crawls back into the ring and the bell rings again to signify the start of the second fall. Joey is simply destroying Lemmy and it looks like it could be over quickly. Joey slaps Lemmy on the face and smiles like a madman. He grabs his neck and goes for the Napoli Cutter but Lemmy pushes him away into the ropes. Joey comes back and is going for a clothesline but Lemmy rolls him into a small package and gets the 3 count
JJ: "Did you see that? Lemmy Campbell just pulled this thing back and now Joey needs to win another two falls in a row to win the match!"
Joey is up and looks fine but Lemmy is in a bad way. The ref is at the side of the ring and is calling for the bell to be rung when Joey sneaks up and low blows Lemmy, before rolling him up. The ref runs over and counts the three and now Joey is one up
JJ: "What a cheating, cunniving bastard. I hope he rots for that. C'mon Lem, kick his arse"
Joey is smiling again and he pulls Lemmy to his feet and it seems like he is ready for the kill when Lemmy starts to hit punches on him. He hits 4 in a row and shouts out to the audience, before running off the ropes and charging at Jonny, going for a clothesline but Joey ducks
Tom C: "What agility there by Malone"
Lemmy runs back but he looks groggy and it is too late for him to see Joey is still standing. Napoli Cutter! 1...2...3, the ref calls for the bell and announces Joey the winner and the second finalist
Tom C: oh my god, Nightmare V Joey in the final for the aussie title, these 2 men ended las weeks match in a contraversial draw last week!
JJ: its going to be good, we will be back after the break!
*****COMMERCIAL BREAK****
*J.J: "Well its that time my old pal Tom C, time for the arm wrestling tournament and what a show this should be"
Tom C: "Thats right J.J, these guys are going to let it all hang out here and as you can see 7 of them are in the ring already, we have the table set up and a couple of tables on stand by. Two referees for this one Jon, one on each side of the competitor"
JJ: "Looks like they are ready to get this under way, just waiting for Deranged I think"
"Conflict" by Disturbed hits the arena and Deranged runs out, a psychotic look on his face and a small brown bag in his hand. He runs to the ring and slides in and the refs call for him to calm down. He smiles at them both and stands away from everyone else in the corner
JJ: "I don't know what is up with that guy"
Tom C: "I think ever since he was Disturbeds tag partner he has flipped-well, flipped even moreso!"
The refs grab Pyro and Ken and bring them to the center of the ring, where the arm wrestling stand sits. They try to get them to sit down but both men are too concerned with trash talking to do so
JJ: "Well this could take all night if this keeps up"
The refs try to grab the two mens arms but they struggle free and begin brawling heavily, eventually taking themselves out of the ring. The ref waves his arms and shouts that they are both DQed
Tom C: "Thats not a good way to start off the night"
JJ: "Those two are still ripping into each other, all the way to the back. Lets hope the next two competitors actually lock up this time"
Tom C: "I wouldn't count on it. We got that rat Hare against the loon Deranged"
Matt signals to the ref to check Derangeds bag, but Deranged won't let him. Instead he grabs the table and slides from the ring to the outside. He fumbles in his little bag for a second until he pulls out a small roll of barbed wire and wraps it around the table, before throwing it back inside
JJ: "He is taking this obsession with Disturbed way to far ladies and gentlemen"
Matt refuses to even go near Deranged but Kane has no problem with it and rushes up to him and confronts him. The refs pull Kane away and are trying to settle him. In this moment of oppurtunity Hare rushes Deranged and delivers the Harecut right onto the barbed wire bound arm wrestling table, which was still on its side.
Tom C: "Holy mother of God! He probably just shattered Derangeds ribs there!"
Matt grabs the top part of the table and drags Deranged arms over to his. The two refs quickly run over and have no choice but to award Matt the victory, however cheap it was
Tom C: "Well I guess that puts Matt Hare straight through to the final then, lucky him"
JJ: "He jumped that poor kid from behind! Hang on, Deranged is laughing, what a sick freak"
Deranged is carried off by two EMTs on a stretcher, laughing the whole way up the ramp. In the meantime the refs line up Bret and Hunter on the spare table, who quickly lock up their arms. It is an intense battle and Hunter is gaining the advantage
JJ: "He is gonna do it, in his debut he is going to beat one of DUEWs best!"
Hunter is almost there and Bret is getting scared, so he reaches up and rakes Hunters eyes, quickly slamming his arm down and getting the win, threatening the refs when they pointed out his breaking of the rules
Tom C: "Thats a boy Bretty, good stuff mate"
JJ: "How can you support such blatant cheating?"
Tom C: "Its pretty easy actually"
The refs have quickly gotten Kane and Austin into position and Austin goes down, merely because of Kanes huge power in his arms. Austin leaves the ring, but not without giving the finger to the other participants and grabbing a beer on his way
JJ: "Now there is a competitor to be proud of. He knows he was out done and he takes it with a bit of laughter"
Tom C: "What? He lost, admire Kane, he was the winner"
Matt Hare is cockily stretching his arms while resting on the turnbuckle as the Semi Finalists match up. Bret looks a little intimidated by Kanes stature but halfway through the contest Kane simply lets his hand go and Bret wins
JJ: "What? What the hell was that?"
Tom C: "I'm lost for words too! Kane is the favourite, why would he do that?"
Kane smiles wickedly and lets out a strange laugh. Matt jumps down from the turnbuckle and quickly approaches the stand when all of a sudden "In the End" by Linkin' Park plays up and Nicho "Z" comes down the ramp with the Aussie title laid over his shoulder
JJ: "What could Nicho "Z" want out here?"
Nicho looks back at the curtain and Hunter walks out, the fans cheering pretty loudly as he walks to the ring with Nicho "Z". They get in and Nicho grabs a mic
Nicho: "Yo, you referees can get outta here, you ain't doin' ya jobs right homies. From now on, Nicho "Z" is the referee"
The crowd pop hugely for this new acclimation
Nicho: "Bret Hart, you made ya way to the final, congratulations. You got a match for the Deathmatch title at the next Sunburn, congratulations. But for you Matt Hare, the night is faaaaar from over. You see cos Hunter got cheated out of his spot, I am giving Hunter another chance and this time its against YOU! Start the damn match"
JJ: "Finally, some damn justice is served!"
Hare looks shocked and robotically seems to drift to the table and before he knows it the match is on. Hare gives it his all but simply is outpowered. He tries a last ditch move and goes to rake Hunters eyes but his hand is grabbed and Hunter slams the other hand down for the win.
JJ: "Yes, this kid has done it, he is facing Bret in the final"
Hunter jumps up high in the air and Hare gets really pissed off and charges at him but Hunter ducks. Hare doesn't realise it but Nicho has grabbed his head and thrown him right over the top rope
JJ: "I knew Nicho "Z" wouldn't let that stand, not when he is in charge"
Tom C: "Shut up, it doesn't matter cos Hunter is going down to Bret anyway"
JJ: "Just give this kid a chance for christs sake, this isn't about Brets 30 years wrestling experience. This is about the size of their arms and the size of their hearts!"
Nicho "Z" waves his hands to issue a bit of calm before the match, before he grabs the two mens arms and puts their arms on the table. They get settled into their spots and soon the contest begins. It is very close and the two men are sweating like pigs but still no budge
JJ: "My God Tom, there isn't a noise in this arena. These fans are enthralled by this test of strength!"
Tom C: "There wasn't a sound until you opened up your big trap JJ"
Bret is showing signs of being tired now and the contest is moving into Hunters favour. Bret is theatrically trying to keep his arm up but to no avail. Hunter gets the arm down and has won the match
JJ: "I knew he could do it, what a win!"
Tom C: "What? NO! How did he do that?"
Nicho: "Please give it up ladies and gentlemen for the winner and your Arm Wrestling Champion, Hunnnnnnnntttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer"
Nicho "Z" grabs the trophy from ringside and hands it to Hunter, before raising his arm high into the air in victory. Bret can't believe it and is sitting in the corner, watching in disbelief at the scenes in front of his eyes*
****COMMERCIAL BREAK****
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, may i ask you to all be standing as we pay respect to our Anzacs and give a minute of silence
*The crowed stand and the minute of silence begins, as the camera pans the crowed, some tears are shared, and even the DUEW bogan fans are looking on in silence, the ring announcer then begins to speak as soon as the minute is up*
Ring Announcer: Lest We Forget... now can you all please stay standing for the australian national anthem
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"
*As soon as the anthem ends a huge roar goes around the whole arena and "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI" chants start up*
Tom C: Welcome Everyone to what a huge night it is going to be, the tension and the buildup has just been electrifying, what have you been looking foward to the most?
JJ: well it was the Divas match....
Tom C: yes, a serious injury has ruled out Alana-Marie from performing here tonight so hopefully sometime in the future we will see that match, hopefully the crowed dont get to rowdy about the whole situation!
JJ: Not wrong, but for real Tom, the Triple threat hell in a cell is going to be HUGE!
Tom: What about the 2up tourny? that is personally one of my favourites tonight!
JJ: I give up, im looking foward to everything tonight... there is just to much to choose from!
Tom C: well lets not forget, this night aint for me and you JJ, it aint for the roster, and i even the fans know, this night is for the Anzacs!
JJ: they are true hero's and no one can even argue my statement!
Tom: your right, they are our hero's... and gues what JJ.. we are getting straight into action.. lets cut to the ring right away!
*Camera cuts to the ring with the ring announcer standing with a microphone*
Ring Announcer: Due to a serious injury to alana-marie, she will not be able to perform tonight, therefor, your winner by forfit is Maria!
(crowed boo because there is no divas match)
A package is shown on the debut of Nightmare, it shows clips from when he debuted till now, showing numrous tombstones and chokeslams to the likes of Austin, Lover, Ken Paradise & Deranged, it then says at the end "The new era will begin here tonight"
Were backstage and Nightmare is just about to get interviewed.
IN: Nightmare, tonight marks your PPV debut, are you going to put on a performance like tonight in your 2up tournment, facing the likes of Lover, Lemmy and Joey Malone?
Nightmare: Yes this marks the debut of one Nightmare, but also marks the debut of a new begining. You see, when i first stepped foot here, this company had a few rebels here and there, always cutting slack on the new comers, lets say they judged before they witnessed.
Nightmare: I Took out those rebls with great vengeance, Deranged, Paradise, Lover and hell most of all, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
* crowd is heard cheering for Austin *
Nightmare: No dobut i am the strongest, and most deserving of any title here, and its only a matter of time when i....
The camera quickly points to the right and Disturbed holding his World and Deathmatch titles is standing there smiling.
* crowd cheer heavily *
Disturbed: Disturbed, World and Deathmatch champion, nice to meet you.
Nightmare: What do you want? Cant you see your interupting my interview time?
Disturbed: No No im sorry, i just heard what you said about your deserving of any title here, and i had just HAD to come past and have lets say... a chat?
Nightmare: What? I dont want to chat with you, you just better watch behind your back because you dont know when the dragon's going to bite your ass and take one or lets say BOTH your titles.
Disturbed: oooo Mr want to be triple champion ey? See i have a World title match tonight, a triple threat inside Hell in the Cell, if you were so deserving, you would be in the match ay?
Nightmare (getting puffed & huffed up) Yeah keep running your mouth, you just better watch it otherwise ill crack your jaw and shove those titles up your ass all together.
Disturbed: Haha well man, nice talkin to ya, and hey if you need anything (Disturbed gets into Nightmares face) You know where to find me bitch!
Disturbed walks off with the crowd chanting DIZZY throughout as Nightmare looks pissed off!
Ring Announcer: We will move onto our first semi final for the 2up tournament
(crowed now cheer)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275lbs and stands tall at 6'5, hes from Miami, Florida...MR LOVERRRR!
(crowed cheer)
Tom C: LOver would have to be nervous right now!
The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage and he removes his hat ready for fight.
Ring Announcer: And his Opponent, Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 328lbs, and stands tall at 6'10, from death valley, he is accompanied by Paul Bearer... NIGHTMARE!!!
JJ: close your eyes Tom, here come those sick images
*Disturbing images apear on the big screen and parents begin to cover there childrens eyes, out of no where a HUGE explosion goes off and the Lights go out, a blue strobe light hits the ring and entrance way as "Ministry of Darkness" hits the arena. Nightmare slowly walks down to the ring. Nightmare walks to the ringpost on the left, looks down, the suddenly rasies arms in the air for lights to go back on.
*Both men lock up in the centre of the ring and nightmare shoves lover back into the corner and nightmare rolls his eyes to the back of his head and Lover looks inconfident, Lover the goes to lock up with nightmare again but this time Nightmare connects with a meen uppercut to the throat which akes lover stumble, lover walks back slowly towards nightmare but this time to walk into a big boot
Tom C: BIG BOOT!
JJ: this one could be over early!
*The camera zooms up on nightmare and he has gaven paul bearer and evil look and paul just smiled back at him... Paul then goes under the ring and pulls out a baseball bat with spikes and pases it to nightmare!
Tom C: he will be disqualified!
*Nightmare picks the bat up and takes a full swing and connects to the head on lover which has almost half killed him, and also has busted his head right open straight away!
JJ: he is disqualified, but he needs to win 2 falls in a row!
Ring announcer: 1 fall goes to Mr lover!
*Lover won the fall But is totaly out of it from the baseball bat hit, Nightmare goes for the pin...
*REF 1..2...3!
Ring Announcer: Nightmare has won 1 fall
Tom C: Nightmare just needs to win one more fall, but lover needs to some how stop hom, but he dosnt look in good shape at the moment!
JJ: nightmare is smart, he basicly handicaped Lover and sacraficed a fall, but now he has the upper hand, and look, he is going for the tombstone power driver!
*Nightmare picks lover up in the 69er position and delivers the tombestone, he then goes for the pin with is eyes rolled back*
*REF..1...2...3 RING THE BELL!
Ring Announcer: and the winner, and who got 2 falls in a row... NIGHTMARE!
TOMC: he outsmarted everyone, could we see a simular act in the next semi final?
JJ: i dont now, but it will be on after the break
****COMMERCIAL BREAK****
*Back from the break and the camera cuts straight backstage*
Jonny is sitting backstage, tying his shoelace up to the top on his high boots. The camera goes up his leg and all of a sudden he stands up, just as he does so we see another pair of legs come next to his. The camera goes all the way up and we see Jonny standing next to his long time rival, Matt Hare. The fans in the arena start booing at both men crazily, but they cannot here
Matt: "Stripes..."
Jonny: "Hare..."
Matt: "Big match tonight, hope you don't blow it"
Jonny: "Main event, thats where its at. What are you doing tonight Matt? Arm Wrestling? Sounds interesting"
Matt: "Its only a matter of time Stripes. Even if Julio wins, expect the title to say Matt Hare on it for a long long time to come"
Jonny: "Too bad Julio doesn't stand a chance, does it?"
Matt: "Me and Joey are going to make sure that tonight, we acheive our goal and have World Class Line Up walk out with all the gold that matters!"
Jonny: "I wouldn't count on Joey helping you there, I think he'll be a little busy rueing his own title loss to join in on Julios. Hey, isn't funny how of somehow you chumps win everyone will have two, but you'll only have one title"
Matt: "As I said, you just got to wait and see"
Jonny: "Oh we will be waiting a long time then, cos tonight My Darling, the World Heavyweight Title will be...EXPEEEERIEEENCED!"
Jonny spits the last bit out with maximum hostility, before walking away from his old time rival
*Camera cuts back to the ring*
All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix plays out through the speakers and Joey Malone comes out to a big round of boos
JJ: "Well here he is, The Professor of Pain, Joey "Too Damn Bad" Malone and he looks ready"
Tom C: "He also looks a bit odd JJ, maybe he should try and get some sleep more often"
JJ: "Looks like he is carrying something in his hand too. What is that?"
Tom C: "Its the Tag Title belts, I know they haven't been defended for a while but they really do exist"
JJ: "No in his other hand moron, it looks like a..."
Tom C: "...its a Big Mac!"
JJ and Tom C continue blabbering on as Joey steps inside the ring. He gives the ref his tag title belt and holds the Big Mac high in the air, before bringing it down and punching it. Joey looks like a man possesed and he starts shouting, "I HATE YOU!" at the burger, before tossing it to the floor and smushing it all into the floor
JJ: "What a nut! Oh, here is someone to sort him out!"
Lemmy Campbell has appeared on stage and "Stand" by Motorhead is playing out. Lemmy has a beer in his hand and he quickly sculls it down before sprinting down into the ring to face Joey. The music stops and the two men begin to circle each other, the smushed hamburger removed from the ring.
Tom C: "I think Joey is genuinely hurt by McDonalds snubbing him on their figurine campaign"
JJ: "He is a grown man, he has to get over himself"
Joey and Lemmy have begun to lock up and Lemmy overpowers Joey, quickly getting the upper hand by locking him into a waistvice. Joey begins to struggle out but Lemmy keeps the hold applied for a good minute
Tom C: "C'mon Joey, you can fight this baby"
Joey is fighting it and he starts to remove the hands of Lemmy, before finally breaking free with an elbow to the side of the head. Joey runs at the ropes and comes back and hits a dropkick on Lemmy, sending him outside of the ring, over the top rope
JJ: "Nice offensive display by Joey Malone there"
Tom C: "I'll say, he could win by count out here if he is lucky"
Joey however follows Lemmy outside and is about to corner him when Lemmy turns and throws a wild right hand, hitting Joey square in the head. Joey stumbles away and its looks like Lemmy has the upper hand. He goes to grab Joey but Joey grabs Lemmys tights and pulls down, sending Lemmy head first into the barricade
JJ: "Did you hear that impact? That was explosive!"
Lemmy is stumbling about looking very dazed and Joey, realising the ref had reached an 8 count, rushes to the ring and slides in, staying in long enough to win the first fall by count out
JJ: "Well Joey has won the first fall but it wasn't done cleanly"
Tom C: "Cleanly? He played by the rules, it was Lemmy who got counted out!"
The ref has called for the bell and it has been rung to signal the end of the first fall. Lemmy crawls back into the ring and the bell rings again to signify the start of the second fall. Joey is simply destroying Lemmy and it looks like it could be over quickly. Joey slaps Lemmy on the face and smiles like a madman. He grabs his neck and goes for the Napoli Cutter but Lemmy pushes him away into the ropes. Joey comes back and is going for a clothesline but Lemmy rolls him into a small package and gets the 3 count
JJ: "Did you see that? Lemmy Campbell just pulled this thing back and now Joey needs to win another two falls in a row to win the match!"
Joey is up and looks fine but Lemmy is in a bad way. The ref is at the side of the ring and is calling for the bell to be rung when Joey sneaks up and low blows Lemmy, before rolling him up. The ref runs over and counts the three and now Joey is one up
JJ: "What a cheating, cunniving bastard. I hope he rots for that. C'mon Lem, kick his arse"
Joey is smiling again and he pulls Lemmy to his feet and it seems like he is ready for the kill when Lemmy starts to hit punches on him. He hits 4 in a row and shouts out to the audience, before running off the ropes and charging at Jonny, going for a clothesline but Joey ducks
Tom C: "What agility there by Malone"
Lemmy runs back but he looks groggy and it is too late for him to see Joey is still standing. Napoli Cutter! 1...2...3, the ref calls for the bell and announces Joey the winner and the second finalist
Tom C: oh my god, Nightmare V Joey in the final for the aussie title, these 2 men ended las weeks match in a contraversial draw last week!
JJ: its going to be good, we will be back after the break!
*****COMMERCIAL BREAK****
*J.J: "Well its that time my old pal Tom C, time for the arm wrestling tournament and what a show this should be"
Tom C: "Thats right J.J, these guys are going to let it all hang out here and as you can see 7 of them are in the ring already, we have the table set up and a couple of tables on stand by. Two referees for this one Jon, one on each side of the competitor"
JJ: "Looks like they are ready to get this under way, just waiting for Deranged I think"
"Conflict" by Disturbed hits the arena and Deranged runs out, a psychotic look on his face and a small brown bag in his hand. He runs to the ring and slides in and the refs call for him to calm down. He smiles at them both and stands away from everyone else in the corner
JJ: "I don't know what is up with that guy"
Tom C: "I think ever since he was Disturbeds tag partner he has flipped-well, flipped even moreso!"
The refs grab Pyro and Ken and bring them to the center of the ring, where the arm wrestling stand sits. They try to get them to sit down but both men are too concerned with trash talking to do so
JJ: "Well this could take all night if this keeps up"
The refs try to grab the two mens arms but they struggle free and begin brawling heavily, eventually taking themselves out of the ring. The ref waves his arms and shouts that they are both DQed
Tom C: "Thats not a good way to start off the night"
JJ: "Those two are still ripping into each other, all the way to the back. Lets hope the next two competitors actually lock up this time"
Tom C: "I wouldn't count on it. We got that rat Hare against the loon Deranged"
Matt signals to the ref to check Derangeds bag, but Deranged won't let him. Instead he grabs the table and slides from the ring to the outside. He fumbles in his little bag for a second until he pulls out a small roll of barbed wire and wraps it around the table, before throwing it back inside
JJ: "He is taking this obsession with Disturbed way to far ladies and gentlemen"
Matt refuses to even go near Deranged but Kane has no problem with it and rushes up to him and confronts him. The refs pull Kane away and are trying to settle him. In this moment of oppurtunity Hare rushes Deranged and delivers the Harecut right onto the barbed wire bound arm wrestling table, which was still on its side.
Tom C: "Holy mother of God! He probably just shattered Derangeds ribs there!"
Matt grabs the top part of the table and drags Deranged arms over to his. The two refs quickly run over and have no choice but to award Matt the victory, however cheap it was
Tom C: "Well I guess that puts Matt Hare straight through to the final then, lucky him"
JJ: "He jumped that poor kid from behind! Hang on, Deranged is laughing, what a sick freak"
Deranged is carried off by two EMTs on a stretcher, laughing the whole way up the ramp. In the meantime the refs line up Bret and Hunter on the spare table, who quickly lock up their arms. It is an intense battle and Hunter is gaining the advantage
JJ: "He is gonna do it, in his debut he is going to beat one of DUEWs best!"
Hunter is almost there and Bret is getting scared, so he reaches up and rakes Hunters eyes, quickly slamming his arm down and getting the win, threatening the refs when they pointed out his breaking of the rules
Tom C: "Thats a boy Bretty, good stuff mate"
JJ: "How can you support such blatant cheating?"
Tom C: "Its pretty easy actually"
The refs have quickly gotten Kane and Austin into position and Austin goes down, merely because of Kanes huge power in his arms. Austin leaves the ring, but not without giving the finger to the other participants and grabbing a beer on his way
JJ: "Now there is a competitor to be proud of. He knows he was out done and he takes it with a bit of laughter"
Tom C: "What? He lost, admire Kane, he was the winner"
Matt Hare is cockily stretching his arms while resting on the turnbuckle as the Semi Finalists match up. Bret looks a little intimidated by Kanes stature but halfway through the contest Kane simply lets his hand go and Bret wins
JJ: "What? What the hell was that?"
Tom C: "I'm lost for words too! Kane is the favourite, why would he do that?"
Kane smiles wickedly and lets out a strange laugh. Matt jumps down from the turnbuckle and quickly approaches the stand when all of a sudden "In the End" by Linkin' Park plays up and Nicho "Z" comes down the ramp with the Aussie title laid over his shoulder
JJ: "What could Nicho "Z" want out here?"
Nicho looks back at the curtain and Hunter walks out, the fans cheering pretty loudly as he walks to the ring with Nicho "Z". They get in and Nicho grabs a mic
Nicho: "Yo, you referees can get outta here, you ain't doin' ya jobs right homies. From now on, Nicho "Z" is the referee"
The crowd pop hugely for this new acclimation
Nicho: "Bret Hart, you made ya way to the final, congratulations. You got a match for the Deathmatch title at the next Sunburn, congratulations. But for you Matt Hare, the night is faaaaar from over. You see cos Hunter got cheated out of his spot, I am giving Hunter another chance and this time its against YOU! Start the damn match"
JJ: "Finally, some damn justice is served!"
Hare looks shocked and robotically seems to drift to the table and before he knows it the match is on. Hare gives it his all but simply is outpowered. He tries a last ditch move and goes to rake Hunters eyes but his hand is grabbed and Hunter slams the other hand down for the win.
JJ: "Yes, this kid has done it, he is facing Bret in the final"
Hunter jumps up high in the air and Hare gets really pissed off and charges at him but Hunter ducks. Hare doesn't realise it but Nicho has grabbed his head and thrown him right over the top rope
JJ: "I knew Nicho "Z" wouldn't let that stand, not when he is in charge"
Tom C: "Shut up, it doesn't matter cos Hunter is going down to Bret anyway"
JJ: "Just give this kid a chance for christs sake, this isn't about Brets 30 years wrestling experience. This is about the size of their arms and the size of their hearts!"
Nicho "Z" waves his hands to issue a bit of calm before the match, before he grabs the two mens arms and puts their arms on the table. They get settled into their spots and soon the contest begins. It is very close and the two men are sweating like pigs but still no budge
JJ: "My God Tom, there isn't a noise in this arena. These fans are enthralled by this test of strength!"
Tom C: "There wasn't a sound until you opened up your big trap JJ"
Bret is showing signs of being tired now and the contest is moving into Hunters favour. Bret is theatrically trying to keep his arm up but to no avail. Hunter gets the arm down and has won the match
JJ: "I knew he could do it, what a win!"
Tom C: "What? NO! How did he do that?"
Nicho: "Please give it up ladies and gentlemen for the winner and your Arm Wrestling Champion, Hunnnnnnnntttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer"
Nicho "Z" grabs the trophy from ringside and hands it to Hunter, before raising his arm high into the air in victory. Bret can't believe it and is sitting in the corner, watching in disbelief at the scenes in front of his eyes*
****COMMERCIAL BREAK****
